Question of today. How do you think you're going to die?

hbionic · April 12, 2006, 05:05:27 PM

Based on your current lifestyle...what do you think your cause of death will be? My guess right now...unless I get an earpiece....a cancerous brain tumor from my cell phone is #1 on my board. Car accident is a close 2nd. #3...masturbation(dehydration).

reese125 · April 12, 2006, 05:12:26 PM

I wont...Im immortal

Wingspan · April 12, 2006, 05:13:59 PM

when i come to the point where the only thing i can think of doing is coming here...i will rip the spacebar off of my keyboard and swallow it sideways.

reese125 · April 12, 2006, 05:19:22 PM

when i come to the point where the only thing i can think of doing is coming here...i will rip the spacebar off of my keyboard and swallow it sideways.

i just spit out my soda...you got problems

mussa · April 12, 2006, 05:46:21 PM

reese - cancer and hopefully soon

reese125 · April 12, 2006, 05:55:23 PM

Quote from: mussa on April 12, 2006, 05:46:21 PM
reese - cancer and hopefully soon

Mussa, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back? Shock me one time and say something intelligent.... and then stop swingin on my nuts Tarzan

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 12, 2006, 06:12:28 PM

This catfight between the two of you is truly enthralling.

hbionic · April 12, 2006, 06:15:33 PM

This thread is about death...not open-handed slappy fights...unless...that is how you plan to die....which I imagine would be funny and sad at the same time.

reese125 · April 12, 2006, 08:10:21 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on April 12, 2006, 06:12:28 PM
This catfight between the two of you is truly enthralling.

dont u mean between the 2 of you? Ive been done with this nerd. He cant get off my bird for some reason

Diomedes · April 12, 2006, 08:15:37 PM

Motorcycle accident. I'll get wiped out by some idiot in an SUV. If not that, then the second most likely would be suicide. After those two, I just don't see what would do it. I don't drink or drug enough to actually damage myself. I don't do anything else "dangerous." Car wreck is always a good guess, though.

Drunkmasterflex · April 12, 2006, 08:21:34 PM

Quote from: reese125 on April 12, 2006, 08:10:21 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on April 12, 2006, 06:12:28 PM
This catfight between the two of you is truly enthralling.

dont u mean between the 2 of you? Ive been done with this nerd. He cant get off my bird for some reason

Probably because you are such a tool.

Now as to reasons that I would die car accident because people down here in Ft. Hood drive like retards. Other than that I would say alcohol abuse, some sort of STD or AIDs, and potentially an IED whenver I deploy.

Diomedes · April 12, 2006, 08:24:00 PM

[raises first gin and tonic of the night]Here's to hoping it's not the latter, G.I.Joe.

Drunkmasterflex · April 12, 2006, 08:26:07 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on April 12, 2006, 08:24:00 PM
[raises first gin and tonic of the night]Here's to hoping it's not the latter, G.I.Joe.

[raises first scotch and water]

thanks bro I appreciate that.

PhillyPhanInDC · April 12, 2006, 08:56:14 PM

I'm going to die dick deep in a jar of peanut butter.

Mmmm......Skippy.

Tomahawk · April 13, 2006, 01:05:21 AM

Getting hit by a bus. Actually, that would only damage the bus. I guess that leaves lung cancer.