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reese125

#135
April 05, 2006, 10:59:51 PM
Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on April 05, 2006, 10:48:42 PM
since this is a room, and not an online message board.

but you already knew that, i'm sure.

you've taken your level of stupidity to a whole other level to which i'm afraid i cannot follow.

you seem pretty good at this interweb "surfing".  i mean finding awesome, overused, not really that funny at all pics, such as that.  amazing you can't surf your way into some on line chat room that would glow in your presence.  anyway good luck with that and you have an outstanding night.

good night LongBeach, hey...give me a call tomorrow...I'll hang up on ya  ;D

Sgt PSN

#136
April 05, 2006, 11:01:33 PM
Can you 2 take this cripple fight else where? 

Tomahawk

#137
April 05, 2006, 11:26:02 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2006, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?


He's been jumped several times.  Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.

Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?

Because Jebus hates you.  He hate you good.   

I believe this thread is called "Ask Yeti", not ask "Drunken Sassy".

....and who is "Jebus"?

Why are you the one asking questions now?

PhillyPhanInDC

#138
April 06, 2006, 10:27:26 AM
Yeti,
Why are Asian women more apt to let a person plow their balloonknot and pee on their faces?

Thank you for your timely response.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

mussa

#139
April 06, 2006, 11:36:15 AM
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 09:56:54 PM
yeah I see the word, just dont understand "spot on"? Hysterical that the guy calls me a dousche-bag (cute word, new too) cause hes bored and uncreative.... and Im the jackass. Geek.

Your the reason I can't stand going to the Eagles section anymore, so therefore, I refer to you as a douche-bag.  You need to be flushed from our vagina of good football talk.  Right now its dirty, filthy and smelly, mostly because of your posts.  Im not claiming to be original or creative with my choice of words.  just honest is saying i think you are a douche-bag.  plain and simple. i think the majority would agree.  so go find a picture of something "creative" and reply back with such wit and logic as you always do. we're all waiting for your response.  oh how we care...
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reese125

#140
April 06, 2006, 01:44:58 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 06, 2006, 11:36:15 AM
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 09:56:54 PM
yeah I see the word, just dont understand "spot on"? Hysterical that the guy calls me a dousche-bag (cute word, new too) cause hes bored and uncreative.... and Im the jackass. Geek.

Your the reason I can't stand going to the Eagles section anymore, so therefore, I refer to you as a douche-bag.  You need to be flushed from our vagina of good football talk.  Right now its dirty, filthy and smelly, mostly because of your posts.  Im not claiming to be original or creative with my choice of words.  just honest is saying i think you are a douche-bag.  plain and simple. i think the majority would agree.  so go find a picture of something "creative" and reply back with such wit and logic as you always do. we're all waiting for your response.  oh how we care...

Mussa, I went back and did just a quick scan of about 10 pgs of your posts and couldnt find one GOOD FOOTBALL point you made so far (maybe thats the REAL reason your not in that section). You calling me a doushebag and being clueless at the same time, only make me  realize even more that if ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension guy....plain and simple

mussa

#141
April 06, 2006, 01:52:44 PM
well i guess we have alot more in common than i thought. 
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Diomedes

#142
April 06, 2006, 10:13:51 PM
You two diplomats should go help out in the Middle East.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

#143
April 07, 2006, 02:16:55 PM
at least im not a doushebag
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Yeti

#144
April 12, 2006, 02:47:42 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 05, 2006, 04:28:16 PM
Yeti, would you rather be forced to live with Bill O'Reilly or have sex every day with Rosie O'Donnell?

Sex with Rosie.  She is a Yeti.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#145
April 12, 2006, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: reese125 on April 05, 2006, 04:50:17 PM
Yetti, I actually have 2 if you could help....

1) Why is it  that in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

2) Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?



I will have to answer your questions with questions.

1) Do you know how to spell Yeti?

2) Did they have photos in the 1500s?

3) Is one of your multiple personalities a child?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#146
April 12, 2006, 02:53:57 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 05, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Yeti, why is reese such a douche-bag?

It is because of his multiple personalities.

THanks for your question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#147
April 12, 2006, 02:57:07 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on April 05, 2006, 10:47:11 PM
Dear Yeti,

Is there a way to ignore an entire board full of iceholes while still being able to post here occasionally?

It seems as though you've pulled it off with aplomb.  What's your secret?


Sincerely,

Your pal, jerome99ripmurderedhiscousininacarcrashaccordingtoDio.

Move to the woods, review the board once a week, only veiw threads with your name on them.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PhillyPhanInDC

#148
April 12, 2006, 03:02:43 PM Last Edit: April 12, 2006, 03:04:22 PM by PhillyPhaninDC
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Yeti

#149
April 12, 2006, 03:39:42 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on April 05, 2006, 11:26:02 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2006, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?


He's been jumped several times.  Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.

Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?

Because Jebus hates you.  He hate you good.   

I believe this thread is called "Ask Yeti", not ask "Drunken Sassy".

....and who is "Jebus"?

Why are you the one asking questions now?

I take any chance to mock Sarge, even if it is in question form.

Thanks for the question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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