Darren Daulton has an affair with Alf

[reese125]

Im sure you all heard whats going on with Darren Daulton, its no secret...he has offically lost it. News is Lenny Dykstra is joining him on a trip to Pluto next spring and they are finalizing the details with Charlie Manuel as shuttle captain..

http://www.noobsports.com/2006/04/yo-homeboy-be-crazy.html

"That will be the end of this dispensation. I really don't know how to explain it. I don't know what words to use so people won't think I'm goofy. But by Dec. 21, 2012 [the last day recorded on the Mayan calendar], people will have a pretty good idea. It's all about consciousness and love. We have the ability to create whatever we want. We're all made of energy."


Wow.....I want the number to his dealer

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'd still rather have him behind the dish than Lieberthal.

[mussa]

i saw that on espn yesterday. what a weirdo. anyone read slaughterhouse 5?  haha, its him!

[Geowhizzer]

My wife, who lusted after him in 1993, was shocked by how... "old"... he looked.

He and Steve Carlton make quite an interesting battery, though. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I see a padded room and loads of lithium in Dutch's future...f'ing nutzo.

[MDS]

How the hell did this nut lead the 93 Phils? Oh yea, they were all on steroids.