2006 Philles Season Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, April 02, 2006, 06:00:00 PM

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I hate that scrappy piece of scrappy crap scrap, Marcus Giles.  Hate.

reese125

friggin sounds like a playoff game there

Geowhizzer

Quote from: reese125 on April 10, 2006, 09:40:36 PM
friggin sounds like a playoff game there

Which is ironic since they can't sell out their playoff games.

LBIggle

Quote from: reese125 on April 10, 2006, 09:40:36 PM
friggin sounds like a playoff game there


enthusiasm's quite a thing.

sometime next decade i'm sure us phillies fans will be able to have something to cheer about.

Don Ho

This crap is gettin' old and were only six games in.  Swell.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

LBIggle



MDS

Cory Lidle will stop the bleeding.  :-D
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

BUSINESS EXECUTIVE: They don't look particularly good, do they?

LONGSHOREMEN: I'll tell ya. They don't look very fargin' good.

GROUNDSKEEPER: (in subtitles) They're zesty.

MDS

Well thats just about it. Theyre no better than they were last year, and now are a fabulous 1-6. Like really, how the hell is this pack of mediocre losers gonna climb out of this hole? The pitching sucks, no one outside of Abreu is hitting....UGH farg THIS DAMN TEAM I CANT TAKE IT
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

reese125

Reporter: "How do you feel about the state of the team after tonights loss?"

Charlie Manuel: "Man, we still sink....wheew (taking his hat off)...Atlanta's tough huh? Were still gonna compete though."

Reporter: "What kind of adjustments do you guys need to make to get back on track?"

Charlie Manuel: "Uh....well.....we need to....to..to....(yawn) I'm sleepy."



I know its not his fault, I just hate him. Go Phils  :yay

PoopyfaceMcGee

Get Dontrelle Willis.  that is incredibly accurate.

MDS

With Wolf, Loserthal, Bell, Lidle, Cormier, Fultz, Rhodes and others coming off the salary next year; let's look ahead since this season appears to be over before the middle of April:

Catchers:
Doug Mirabelli
Javy Lopez

3rd Base:
Vinny Castilla
Melvin Mora
Pedro Feliz

Starters:
Jason Schmidt
John Smoltz--team option
Mike Mussina
Andy Pettitte
Mark Mulder
Barry Zito
Mark Buehrle--team option

Closers:
Mariano Rivera--team option
Eddie Guardado

Sounds great.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee