Guy Proposes To His Girl At A Wizards Game...

[PhillyPhreak54]

And she says no and runs away



I hope he's a taterskins fan

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Repost, but a funny one.

[Father Demon]

I hate those farging tools...  everyone of them should be sentenced to lifelong marriages.  That'll teach 'em......

[phillymic2000]

  What a tool!!

[Father Demon]

I swear to God.  In my next marriage (which can't be too far off), I will never, EVER, propose in a sports arena.  Every tick-licker in the biz is looking for anopportunity to shame you for life.


No thanks.  I have plentay to go around -- no more needed.

[henchmanUK]

I hope he's a taterskins fan

[Susquehanna Birder]

That reminds me of a cruise ship story last summer. Apparently this guy proposed to his girl in front of a very large audience on the ship. She said yes, but later told him that she only said yes because of the pressure. She really didn't want to marry him.

So the guy gets drunk, goes to the ship casino, and proceeds to lose something like $10,000. And sometime early in the morning, somebody noticed he was missing. The speculation was that he jumped overboard.

[SunMo]

i did it like a real man, got her pregnant and said, "I guess we should get married?"

[phattymatty]

i remember watching that like a year ago.  good stuff.

[mussa]

poor sap

[Zanshin]

I remember reading that that was a set-up/joke sort of thing.

[MDS]

most of those things are. the real ones are done in the seats, where they just put you on the jumbotron or something.

[Yeti]

That reminds me of a cruise ship story last summer. Apparently this guy proposed to his girl in front of a very large audience on the ship. She said yes, but later told him that she only said yes because of the pressure. She really didn't want to marry him.

So the guy gets drunk, goes to the ship casino, and proceeds to lose something like $10,000. And sometime early in the morning, somebody noticed he was missing. The speculation was that he jumped overboard.

Sarge?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That reminds me of a cruise ship story last summer. Apparently this guy proposed to his girl in front of a very large audience on the ship. She said yes, but later told him that she only said yes because of the pressure. She really didn't want to marry him.

So the guy gets drunk, goes to the ship casino, and proceeds to lose something like $10,000. And sometime early in the morning, somebody noticed he was missing. The speculation was that he jumped overboard.

Sarge?

D-.  Weak effort.

[hbionic]

i did it like a real man, got her pregnant and said, "I guess we should get married?"