2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[PhillyGirl]

Judge denies motion to dismiss charges against Sean Taylor
BY SUSANNAH NESMITH
snesmith@MiamiHerald.com

Circuit Judge Mary Barzee denied a defense motion to dismiss charges against Washington taterskins player Sean Taylor, whose trial is scheduled for next week.

Attorneys for the former University of Miami star argued that the aggravated assault charges should be dropped because they claimed Miami-Dade prosecutor Michael Grieco failed to tell them that several of the alleged victims and witnesses had been arrested in unrelated cases.

Taylor was arrested last June in south Miami-Dade on charges he pointed a gun at three men he believed had stolen an all-terrain vehicle from one of his friends.

His trial is slated to begin Monday.

[Wingspan]

[MDS]

i will die a happy man if he goes to jail

[SD_Eagle5]

Taylor in jail would take this thread to a whole nother level.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i will die a happy man if he goes to jail

Methinks your life needs more meaning.

[MDS]

methinks you like sucking prick

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'll take your word for it.



skins suck.

[MDS]

thats better, young buck

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

young buck

You're what... 19?  Go choke on it.  Owls suck.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Add Pete Prisco to the list of sportswriters that are biased against the godskins.  From his power rankings:

14 Washington taterskins
They spent and spent and spent some more. What else is new? So what did they get? A receiver (Randle-El) who had 35 catches last year, a tight end (Christian Fauria) who won't scare people down the field, a safety (Adam Archuleta) who is a liability in coverage, another receiver (Brandon Lloyd) from a team in need of them yet was willing to trade him and a defensive end (Andre Carter) who has yet to live up to the hype.

Giants, Cowboys, and Eagles were 9, 10, & 11; respectively.

[MDS]

young buck

You're what... 19?  Go choke on it.  Owls suck.

yes. no. i know.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Add Pete Prisco to the list of sportswriters that are biased against the godskins.  From his power rankings:

14 Washington taterskins
They spent and spent and spent some more. What else is new? So what did they get? A receiver (Randle-El) who had 35 catches last year, a tight end (Christian Fauria) who won't scare people down the field, a safety (Adam Archuleta) who is a liability in coverage, another receiver (Brandon Lloyd) from a team in need of them yet was willing to trade him and a defensive end (Andre Carter) who has yet to live up to the hype.

Giants, Cowboys, and Eagles were 9, 10, & 11; respectively.

Obvious media bias. Just ask Art or Bubba9497 - they'll tell you the troof.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1 Washington taterskins
They spent and spent and spent some more, because Daniel Snyder is committed to doing whatever it takes to win a Super Bowl. So what did they get? A super-quick receiver (Randle-El) who had 35 catches last year but is almost guaranteed to make the Pro Bowl opposite Santana Moss, a tight end (Christian Fauria) who is one of the top 5 red zone targets in the NFL, a safety (Adam Archuleta) who hits like a linebacker - and has a Playmate girlfriend to boot, another ridiculously-talented receiver (Brandon Lloyd) from a team desperate for draft picks and a defensive end (Andre Carter) who has too many tools to not become the 2006 NFL Defensive MVP under the tuteledge of Gregg Williams.  And don't sleep on Todd Collins, a solid veteran QB who will undoubtedly turn Jason Campbell into the best quarterback in the history of the game.

^^Art-ified for your enjoyment.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good job. Color me impressed.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I should add that I have decided from now on to never properly capitalize the team name of the football team from D.C. Landover.  "Deadskins" and "Foreskins" are played out, so a subtle jab at them being nothing special by never giving them the capitalization they deserve will work out better for everyone.

Hey skins fans... eat it.  Your team sucks.