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Yeti

#105
April 10, 2005, 04:40:43 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 10, 2005, 04:09:59 AM
If I were to simultaneously listen to Clutch (which evens me out) and Static X (which makes me incredibly alert and responsive) and managed to make the rest of the world listen to Meshuggah (which puts people to sleep) what are the chances that I'd get to nail Lexa Doig?

Slim to none.  I find some flaws in your plan. 
I suggest the old fashioned method.  Lexi is not a huge star, I am sure she would be thrilled to have a stalker.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

#106
April 03, 2006, 06:15:49 PM
Yeti, why did this glorious thread die? Is it because you left your shady log cabin in the woods?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

mussa

#107
April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?
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Sgt PSN

#108
April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 10:44:43 PM by Sgt PSN
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?


He's been jumped several times.  Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.

Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?

Because Jebus hates you.  He hate you good.   

MDS

#109
April 03, 2006, 10:40:46 PM
 :yay
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#110
April 03, 2006, 10:43:14 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.

Well said.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#111
April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little drunk right now.  I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 different responses.  I farging rule!!

PoopyfaceMcGee

#112
April 03, 2006, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little drunk right now.  I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 different responses.  I farging rule!!

No, you don't rule.

Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little sissy right now.  I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 delicious witticisms.  I eat ghey ass!!

Whoa.  I'm not putting your quote into the "English to Sassy" box on BabelFish ever again.

mussa

#113
April 04, 2006, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
I'm a little drunk right now.  I just noticed I quoted the same post twice in one reply and provided 2 different responses.  I farging rule!!

:-D :-D

Well startched...lmao
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Yeti

#114
April 05, 2006, 02:16:06 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 03, 2006, 06:15:49 PM
Yeti, why did this glorious thread die? Is it because you left your shady log cabin in the woods?

It seems this thread didn't die.  It was just in hibernation.

Thanks for your question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#115
April 05, 2006, 02:19:10 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?

There are reports he has been "jumped" and he claims that yes, the Temple police are really good.

Your prayers are not being answered because you pray to the wrong God. 

Thanks for your question.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#116
April 05, 2006, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?


He's been jumped several times.  Unfortunately, he keeps his collars are so heavily starched that they act as a shield of armor around his throat.

Quote from: mussa on April 03, 2006, 09:38:43 PM
Why hasn't MDS gotten jumped in north philly yet? Are Temple police really that good?> Why are my prayers not being met?

Because Jebus hates you.  He hate you good.   

I believe this thread is called "Ask Yeti", not ask "Drunken Sassy".

....and who is "Jebus"?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

#117
April 05, 2006, 04:28:16 PM
Yeti, would you rather be forced to live with Bill O'Reilly or have sex every day with Rosie O'Donnell?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

reese125

#118
April 05, 2006, 04:50:17 PM
Yetti, I actually have 2 if you could help....

1) Why is it  that in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography?

2) Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

mussa

#119
April 05, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Yeti, why is reese such a douche-bag?
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