do only pretentious nerds use chopsticks??

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What, are you afraid of what people will think?

[SD_Eagle5]

I use a knife and fork when I eat a Snickers bar.

[ice grillin you]

i occasionally use the spoon if the sauce is on the thinner side....a spoon in that case serves a purpose...it makes the food easier and less messy to eat...unlike chopsticks which are just retarded and have no value whatsoever

[SunMo]

What, are you afraid of what people will think?

he's afraid of getting his cheeks bitten

[SunMo]

I use a knife and fork when I eat a Snickers bar.

i use a Snickers to cover up my baldness and put out fires.

[PhillyPhreak54]

1. Sushi is nasty

2. One of my boys at work actually called the Chinese joint back on Saturday to remind them to bring him chopsticks because he forgot the first time

3. People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should die

[Wingspan]

What, are you afraid of what people will think?

nope. i dont get pasta in restaurants. it's a waste of money when there isnt a pasta dish i cant cook myself for about 1/8 of the cost.

and i dont need a spoon to eat veal or steak.

[phattymatty]

i eat tomato soup with my hands.

[rjs246]

This thread has degenerated into exactly what I was hoping for. Beautiful.

[SunMo]

3. People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should die

if they're older than 10 years old

[SunMo]

i eat scrambled eggs by sucking them up my balloon knot

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

if they're older than 10 years old

Wrong.  Kids should learn to man up from an early age and eat pizza without utensils.

[ice grillin you]

ill use a knife and fork for really hot pizza...one of the most heinous things that can ever happen to you in life is having a long hot piece of cheese with some even hotter tomato sauce stuck down on your chin and neck

[rjs246]

Snorting vodka feels owie.

[SunMo]

ill use a knife and fork for really hot pizza...one of the most heinous things that can ever happen to you in life is having a long hot piece of cheese with some even hotter tomato sauce stuck down on your chin and neck

isn't that what happened to Gary Oldman's character in Hanibal?