No More Sporting Heroes

[rjs246]

A spot-on assessment of the fact that, these days, athletes aren't usually worth rooting for.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Christ. SI is just a farging barrel full of monkeys the past few days. In honor of that, here is a dead monkey on a barrel.

[phattymatty]

i was hoping this was about moustaches

[ice grillin you]

anyone who has another man (athlete or not) as their hero needs some self evaluation

[rjs246]

IGY, that is a very new development. When we were growing up and when generations before us were growing up athletes were frequently seen as heroes and almost every male had a favorite player who they looked up to. Not true any more.

[ice grillin you]

never be on another mans dick

[rjs246]

You're very tough. Good job. The point is still the same.

[hunt]

i think you're 1 wisecrack away from getting the gas face.

[phattymatty]

my hero is sandra bullock.

[rjs246]

I didn't know she had a mustache.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I didn't know she had a mustache.

Depends on what angle you bend her over at.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I was hoping this thread was about hoagies.

[Wingspan]

i was hoping this thread was about a dead monkey on a barrell. i am a happy guy right now.

[MadMarchHare]

I didn't know she had a mustache.

Depends on what angle you bend her over at.

So you're saying she has a hairy ass?  Eww....

[dis12]

i was hoping this thread was about a dead monkey on a barrell. i am a happy guy right now.

...wonder if any of them are Beer Monkeys