Handicapped Parking isn't just for TO

Started by Diomedes, January 20, 2006, 01:44:09 PM

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Father Demon

Quote from: PhillyGirl on January 20, 2006, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 20, 2006, 02:04:29 PM
Pregnant women should be kept in the kitchen.

:chair :chair :chair  Chauvinist!

It looks like you're trying to beat down some dirty plates. 

In the kitchen.

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

thats hilarious, McNabb gets surgery, then goes out later that night and parks in a handi-capped spot.  thats my boy! 
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QB Eagles

While I have no doubt that many beloved athletes are at times arrogant iceholes, this is pretty thin gruel.

Wingspan

Quote from: QB Eagles on January 20, 2006, 06:53:19 PM
While I have no doubt that many all beloved athletes are at times arrogant iceholes, this is pretty thin gruel.
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Diomedes

Quote from: Wingspan on January 20, 2006, 07:36:06 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 20, 2006, 06:53:19 PM
While I have no doubt that many all beloved athletes are at sometimes not arrogant iceholes, this is pretty thin gruel.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

Dick, you made me laugh and it was just my joke, which was Wingnut's joke, which was bad to start.  Aaaahhh.....
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Even I can see that that shouldn't have made anyone laugh. The G&Ts are working quick tonight.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

Non sequiturs for this evening...

[quitter]After drinking what seemed like an entire barrel full of Guinness last night, I've decided to abstain this evening and stick to ginger ale.[/quitter]

Also - I met Dale Earnhardt, Jr. last night at a bar here in Daytona and went to the Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus this afternoon with my wife and kid.

All in all, an eventful weekend thus far.


rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome


SD_Eagle5

QuoteEagles | McNabb, Trotter no-shows for court over parking violations
Thu, 2 Mar 2006 13:34:21 -0800

Sam Wood, of the Philadelphia Inquirer, reports Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb and LB Jeremiah Trotter did not appear for a mandatory court appearance Wednesday, March 1, in a South Jersey municipal courtroom. The players are accused of parking in a handicapped spot at a sports bar where Trotter hosted a radio show. A judge rejected letters of defense sent by agents working for the players and said that the players must appear or be represented by an attorney. McNabb and Trotter were cited for failing to appear and will have their hearings rescheduled

PoopyfaceMcGee

They're both hoodlums with no respect for the law.

Feva

The race is on to get these guys in the "Arrested in '06" thread.
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SunMo

QuoteMcNabb fined, Trotter's license suspended for parking violations
By Sam Wood
INQUIRER STAFF WRITER

Eagles superstar Donovan McNabb was convicted today of parking his SUV in a handicapped spot - even though his bodyguard admitted he was the driver that day.

Glassboro Municipal Judge Charlee Sprigman at the same time suspended Eagles linebacker Jeremiah Trotters license after he failed to appear in court to answer three tickets for parking in handicapped spots issued to vehicles registered to him.

Sprigman fined McNabb $256, plus $33 court costs. The quarterback, who has 20 days to appeal, gave no indication whether he would pay or take it to a higher court.

McNabb appeared in court in a white linen suit and dark alligator shoes. He did not speak. He was accompanied by his bodyguard and two lawyers.

McNabb's bodyguard, Troy Oglesby, testified he was driving McNabb's SUV on Nov. 28 and parked in a handicapped spot at the Landmark sports bar in Glassboro. He blamed a bar employee, who was directing traffic in the crowded parking lot.

Glassboro parking activist Maryann Cottrell saw the shiny SUV in the handicapped spot and snapped pictures. Police traced the vehicle to McNabb and mailed a ticket.

Cottrell also reported Trotter's vehicle on at least one occassion.

McNabb's lawyer, Raymond Williams, produced records from Hahnemann University Hospital showing that McNabb underwent surgery for his sports hernia the day of the parking violation.

The judge said New Jersey law considers the vehicle owner jointly responsible, even if someone else is driving.
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