*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

Started by Rome, August 03, 2005, 09:35:20 PM

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mussa

#180
February 21, 2006, 11:49:05 PM
nice!  :yay :yay
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#181
March 02, 2006, 10:36:38 AM
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PhillyPhanInDC

#182
March 02, 2006, 10:42:57 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 02, 2006, 10:36:38 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060302/en_celeb_eo/18463
New rule: No linking to anything that isn't a smokin' hot picture of Jessica Alba in this thread.
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ice grillin you

#183
March 02, 2006, 10:44:36 AM
yeah playboy not only used her photgraph without authorization but they used it as their COVER SHOT!!

please

alba wants the publicity of the cover but not the affiliation with playboy

pretty sly
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Feva

#184
March 02, 2006, 10:57:36 AM
QuoteThe Sin City star, whose bikini-clad bod graces the cover of the nudie mag's March issue, is threatening to sue the publication for using her image for commercial purposes without her consent and causing "immeasurable harm" to her reputation and career.

Hold up.  She thinks that making men across the country think that there are naked pictures of her inside of an icon of a magazine is doing "harm" to her career?!  :sly
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Rome

#185
March 02, 2006, 11:45:15 AM
Not only does her shyster lawyers issue cease and desist orders, they also demand any profits made as a result of her being on the magazine.

:-D

Man, talk about balls the size of pumpkins...

JTrotter Fan

#186
March 02, 2006, 11:51:12 AM
So then Alba is a tease?
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Phanatic

#187
March 02, 2006, 12:33:10 PM
More importantly why are they making a Fantastic 4 sequel!! That is more career damaging them the cover of playboy.
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rjs246

#188
March 02, 2006, 12:43:01 PM
When your career is basedd 100% on being extremely hot, making bad movies and being on the cover of Playboy will never be damaging. The only think she could do to damage her career is announce that she doesn't like sex and can't have an orgasm. Or gain 30 pounds.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#189
March 02, 2006, 12:45:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 02, 2006, 12:43:01 PM
The only think (sic) she could do to damage her career is announce that she doesn't like sex and can't have an orgasm.

That wouldn't work, either.  We'd all just want to be the first guy to change her mind.

Feva

#190
March 02, 2006, 01:04:02 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 02, 2006, 12:45:11 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 02, 2006, 12:43:01 PM
The only think (sic) she could do to damage her career is announce that she doesn't like sex and can't have an orgasm.

That wouldn't work, either.  We'd all just want to be the first guy to change her mind.

Or at least see if she's telling the truth.
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MDS

#191
March 02, 2006, 01:12:38 PM
enough of this

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MDS

#192
March 06, 2006, 11:52:36 AM
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/alba63.shtml

check out that corporate syngery between cnn and tnt. go turner!
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#193
March 06, 2006, 12:12:36 PM
She looked great last night but also had no business being at the Oscars in the first place.

ice grillin you

#194
March 06, 2006, 12:27:20 PM
She looked great last night but also had no business being at the Oscars in the first place.

she is about the worst major actor in the game right now...but keanu reeves was there last night so ill give her a pass
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous
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