weddings suck but...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i never understood the theory behind closing the bar during dinner

It saves a couple of dollars and makes sure people are likely seated when their dinner is served, or in the case of the wedding I attended a couple of months ago, when their table is called to hit up the buffet.

[Tomahawk]

The best wedding I've ever been to had the ceremony in the same hotel ballroom as the reception. When you got there, you (or at least I did) started drinking immediately. When the ceremony was about to start, you got another drink or two to last through that formality. When the ceremony ended, you drank to your heart's desire.

I think I think it was the best because I didn't have to sneak a flask of whiskey in for the ceremony.

[SunMo]

you couldn't wait an hour to start drinking?  why the need to smuggle booze into the ceremony?

[Tomahawk]

I hate weddings more than rjs loves the taterskins (which is obviously more than words can describe) so I drink before, during, and sometimes after.

[SunMo]

gotcha

[ice grillin you]

I suggest the ice tray

my mouth be lookin somethin like a crystal ball



great thing about this wedding is that there is no 'dinner'...thus no closing of the open bar....its on

[rjs246]

I was in a wedding party once and the groom and groomsmen were stealing beer from the countryclub storage closet as people were being seated. Oh, and I love the taterskins. Obviously. shteinfaces.

[SunMo]

i went to three weddings last summer, each with varying degress of barness...

the 1st one was totally dry, my cousins wedding, so i spent the time cracking up my other cousin (and horrifying my mom) with abortion/miscarrige jokes.  little did I know my other cousin was pregnant. 

the 2nd one was open beer, cash everything else, that was ok.

the 3rd one was totally open, and i was a groomsman, i was plaster 45 minutes into the recpetion on a constant intake of rum and cokes, good times.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I gave a best man speech with about 4 7&7's already down the chute.  Best public speech of my life.

[MURP]

I love the taterskins. Obviously.

immortalized

[rjs246]

Yeah I gave my best man speech while I was in the bag as well. I shot from the hip for the whole speech and it was the best public speaking I've ever done. Hands down.

I love the taterskins so much I wanna dip my balls in them.

[Tomahawk]

I love the taterskins so much I wanna dip my balls in them.

Custom Title?

Make it happen, G_F

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I love the taterskins so much I wanna dip my balls in them.

Custom Title?

Make it happen, G_F

"Balls dipped in Skins"

[ice grillin you]

i gave a best man speech with about 4 7&7's already down the chute.  Best public speech of my life

Yeah I gave my best man speech while I was in the bag as well. I shot from the hip for the whole speech and it was the best public speaking I've ever done. Hands down

with you each being on your own cack pretty much non-stop i dont know how you two manage to also be on each others so much....impressive indeed

[Rome]

If any of my friends ever get married without an open bar I'm going to loudly boo them throughout the ceremony.


From the nearest bar I can find.

A buddy of mine once got married the same day as the NFL Draft.  I was an usher in the wedding and ended up missing part of the reception because the Eagles pick was coming up.  We went to a sports bar across the street from the hotel only to see the Eagles select Mike Mamula.

Ironically, Mamula tenure with the Eagles lasted longer than the dude's marriage.