Mike Mayock

Crossroids · February 27, 2006, 08:52:57 PM

O.k., please spill the beans on him. Anyone know anything about him - i.e. his background and other personal info? I figure that since he's from the Philly area (as I learned from doing a search on this board) that this would be a good place to ask about him. Has anyone met him or does anyone know him?

You see these people on t.v. yapping away, but it's amazing how very little one knows about these people.

(if you want to send me info in a pm, please do!)

Tomahawk · February 27, 2006, 08:57:07 PM

He's white, and that's all I need to know to know I hate him.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 27, 2006, 09:03:37 PM

Mike Mayock is getting hired by the Eagles? Awsum.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 27, 2006, 09:13:25 PM

Not only is he white, he probably thinks you steal from him. He also does a lot of commentary on the NFL network. Hope this helps.

Susquehanna Birder · February 27, 2006, 10:17:54 PM

Here's a link on him.

http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/mayock_mike

And since he has absolutely nothing to do with the Eagles, I'm moving the thread.

Susquehanna Birder · February 27, 2006, 10:23:05 PM

Strike that. He has very little to do with the Eagles.

Beermonkey · February 27, 2006, 10:26:23 PM

His Adultfriendfinder.com screen name is "nicehardckinu". He loves the ocean but is afraid of the water. He respects his mother but fantasizes about murdering her incessantly. He once hired a prostitute, only to find halfway through that it was a man...he let him continue. When no one is around, he likes to sing showtunes. That should cover what I know.

Dirty Waters · February 27, 2006, 10:30:08 PM

I had his dad as a match teacher

Dirty Waters · February 27, 2006, 10:31:08 PM

I had his dad for math in third form ( 8th grade)

Susquehanna Birder · February 27, 2006, 10:31:30 PM

Quote from: Dirty Waters on February 27, 2006, 10:30:08 PM
I had his dad as a match teacher

Shure it wasnt englich?

Tomahawk · February 27, 2006, 10:32:42 PM

I never had a match teacher. I had to figure out on my own how to light a match out of a matchbook using only one hand.

PhillyPhreak54 · February 27, 2006, 10:52:59 PM

Quote from: Beermonkey on February 27, 2006, 10:26:23 PM
His Adultfriendfinder.com screen name is "nicehardckinu". He loves the ocean but is afraid of the water. He respects his mother but fantasizes about murdering her incessantly. He once hired a prostitute, only to find halfway through that it was a man...he let him continue. When no one is around, he likes to sing showtunes. That should cover what I know.

Diomedes · February 27, 2006, 10:56:58 PM

I have no idea who you people are talking about. Hemorroids, this thread sucks.

Crossroids · February 27, 2006, 11:00:36 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 27, 2006, 09:13:25 PM
Not only is he white, he probably thinks you steal from him. He also does a lot of commentary on the NFL network. Hope this helps.

I know he does commentary on the NFL Network - that's how I know he exists. Thanks for the effort, though!

And unfortunately, I've never been in the same room as Mayock, so hopefully he'd think of me as innocent at least until I get into the same Zip Code.

And maybe I'd like to steal him. I just need a plan to divert the eyes of the NFL Network employees.

And he's white? Man, all this time I thought he was biracial with "good hair". I wonder if he likes darker people with "nappy" hair?

Crossroids · February 27, 2006, 11:01:52 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on February 27, 2006, 08:57:07 PM
He's white, and that's all I need to know to know I hate him.

You can get away with saying that here?