Do you/have you ever cheat or cheated on a girlfriend or wife?

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 08:03:30 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 20, 2006, 07:55:04 PM
QuoteYou'll get more friends, but nailing a super hot chick is/can be an oppurtunity that come along only so often.

This is hands down the worst advice ever. There are always hot chicks, and the magic of being a dude is that as you get older, you get better looking in the eyes of hot chicks. So you'll always have a shot at nailing superhot hotties.

Friends are far harder to come by. If you would sacrifice a friendship just to bone a chick that you think is hot, you're a farging idiot.

I also agree with this. As I'm nearing 30 I've noticed that the quality of tang I'm tasting is dramatically improving. Not to mention the fact that [Wooderson]even though I'm getting older, the women I'm dating are staying the saaaaaaaame age[/Wooderson].

rjs246 · February 20, 2006, 08:03:52 PM

I agree that marriage makes things even stickier, but really, going for the bone job of a friend's ex-girlfriend, especially in close proximity to their breakup, is pretty zesty.

LBIggle · February 20, 2006, 08:05:51 PM

or you could get your own hot chick dc, instead of pickin at other peoples table scraps.

marriage is another ball game geo. but basically there's a key word in "his wedding vows". that would be "his".

Geowhizzer · February 20, 2006, 08:31:38 PM

Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on February 20, 2006, 08:05:51 PM
or you could get your own hot chick dc, instead of pickin at other peoples table scraps.

marriage is another ball game geo. but basically there's a key word in "his wedding vows". that would be "his".

After 13 years of wedded bliss, I sometimes forget that there's anything else.

I admit that I was still fairly young when I married (22), so there was really little time in the gray area of "dating." I had a couple of relationships in high school that had gotten fairly serious, but only by high school standards, and none of them lasted more than a few months.

My wife and I started dating in college, and were engaged in our junior year. To me, being engaged entails the same promises as marriage- perhaps not the formalized vows, but a woman (or man) should be able to reasonably expect that her/his partner is being faithful.

And I have to agree with Sarge and RJS: Women seem to find me much more attractive at age 35 than they did when I was in my 20s. My guess is that I am a nicer, more confident and mature man than I was in my younger days. Also, I think I somehow exude "married man," so they know I'm safe for them to flirt with. Now, my fliritng back could be filled with danger, so I fight that temptation as well.

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 08:44:18 PM

I can tell you from experience that when it comes to married men, women see it as 1 of 2 ways.

1. It's a challenge to them. You're wedding ring has branded your fleshpop store as "Closed" and they want to try and extend business hours.

2. If a women decided that you are the single one person she wants to spend her life with then there must be something amazing about you and a single woman wants to see what you've got to offer that the men she's been dating don't have.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 20, 2006, 09:17:29 PM

I edited my original post. Ya bunch of Hoydas.

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 09:19:35 PM

Conform to our ways bitch.

hbionic · February 20, 2006, 11:12:43 PM

Quote from: MDS on February 20, 2006, 12:17:47 AM
If I were you, I would tell my friend he has to cut off the cheating or else go tell. I may an icehole, but I would never cheat and think anyone who does is scum.

1. You're not a real man.

2. Any so-called man who does or even considers this is a p-u-s-s-y. Period.

3. Any friend who cares more about his 'friend's' girl/girlfriend/fiancee,wife than his 'friend' is scum. You know your friend better. You call him 'friend' for a reason. Going behind his back or threatening to 'tell' unless he stops is a bigger corksucker than anyone has imagined.

4. Stop reading your farging bible or whatever holy book or stop watching whatever morally feel good bullshtein you're watching or sucking on...acting high and mighty about your morals and forcing someone else to live by them is bullshtein. You're not god.
5. You're a Hoyda.

Tomahawk · February 20, 2006, 11:16:16 PM

Lay off the mezcal, hbionic-o.

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 11:18:49 PM

Chuggie's cranky. Somone give him something to suck on.

NGM · February 20, 2006, 11:25:15 PM

I cheated on my ex-girl once. Despite the fact that she was a bitch I felt (and still feel) it was the worst thing I had ever done. Your buddy doesn't seem to feel much remorse at what he is doing at all which is somewhat troubling. That would indicate to me that he is supremely selfish and at some point that may apply to you. This is, however, not your mess. You shouldn't rat him out or lie for him because no "good" friend would ask you to do that. Tell him not to use you as an excuse and claim ignorance if this girl asks you anything.

hbionic · February 20, 2006, 11:25:35 PM

Anyways, according to MDS...I'm scum.

I have 'cheated' without the sex*. My life became too chaotic after that, juggling two...hiding/erasing texts, saying the name in my head before I said her name out loud as to not call her the wrong one...having my phone turned off and having the girlfriend turn it on...only for me to snatch it back on time as a text from the other one came through, etc., etc. I

*I expect a quality comeback for this meatball I set up...be creative if you're gonna do it.

NGM · February 20, 2006, 11:31:58 PM

Intent to cheat counts as cheating?

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 11:34:16 PM

Quote from: NGM on February 20, 2006, 11:31:58 PM
Intent to cheat counts as cheating?

Yes. In a "Minority Report" kind of way.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 20, 2006, 11:36:46 PM

Quote from: hbionic on February 20, 2006, 11:25:35 PM
without the sex*.

U r teh ghey!!11!