Season ticket invoice received

[Rome]

 

I didn't get handicapped seats, Dio.

They're in the third row of section 110 at the end of the row.  Plain, old-fashioned regular seats at the Linc.  My intent was to get better seats in terms of accessibility for my boy and his family who use the tickets.  Since I only attend 2 or 3 games a year, it hardly benefits me to any great extent.

But whatever.  Keep on keepin' on, bro. 

[Diomedes]

I didn't get handicapped seats, Dio.

I don't believe that for a second.  You bounced a lifelong cripple--who never knew what it feels like to run, so he watched football and dreamed--out of his seat for your boyfriend with bad knees.

You also knocked an old lady over when you parked the car at the Pharmacy the other day, you bastich.

[Rome]

I didn't get handicapped seats, Dio.

I don't believe that for a second.  You bounced a lifelong cripple--who never knew what it feels like to run, so he watched football and dreamed--out of his seat for your boyfriend with bad knees.

False 

You also knocked an old lady over when you parked the car at the Pharmacy the other day, you bastich.

True   

The old bitch had it coming.  She was wearing a taterskins jacket.

[Diomedes]

So what you're saying is, your boyfriend has bad knees.

[Sgt PSN]

I didn't get handicapped seats, Dio.

I don't believe that for a second. You bounced a lifelong cripple--who never knew what it feels like to run, so he watched football and dreamed--out of his seat for your boyfriend with bad knees.

You also knocked an old lady over when you parked the car at the Pharmacy the other day, you bastich.

 

[Feva]

I didn't get handicapped seats, Dio.

I don't believe that for a second.  You bounced a lifelong cripple--who never knew what it feels like to run, so he watched football and dreamed--out of his seat for your boyfriend with bad knees.

You also knocked an old lady over when you parked the car at the Pharmacy the other day, you bastich.

He who has not sinned...

[T_Section224]

So what you're saying is, your boyfriend has bad knees.

that's what happens when you spend so much time on them.


rome, please don't let joe know i said that, he is one huge dude, though with the bad knees i could probably out run him, but still...

[Rome]

I told that fat farger he needs to cut some weight.   

What can you do, though?  He's a fat Italian who owns a restaurant.  He's gonna be big anyway.

Last time I talked to him he was down about 25 pounds, though.   That leaves him about 75 to go.

[LBIggle]

sun, i would be interested in some of your tickets.  let me know what the deal is when after you find out the outcome.

[dis12]

amazing how different this year's season ticket letter was compared to last season.  Last year was "we are so great, really look forward to a new season blah, blah"....this years letter was like "hi, remember us, send in your money now".


...so I did, gladly.