Prostitutes call for ban on GTA

Started by MURP, February 15, 2006, 10:19:37 AM

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MURP

February 15, 2006, 10:19:37 AM
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Feva

#1
February 15, 2006, 10:27:27 AM
Hey, even the hos got the right to a safe work environment.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhanInDC

#2
February 15, 2006, 10:34:14 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on February 15, 2006, 10:27:27 AM
Hey, even the hos got the right to a safe work environment.

They should form a union.

"Hi there, my name is Mary McSloppytits, and I am with the Locak Pole-Smokers 448....."
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trottisgodd

#3
February 15, 2006, 10:38:14 AM
I don't know if I buy the whole rape/prostitue possibility.
God, my God! How can you put so many jerks in the world at the same time?

-Lt Col Wilbur "Bull" Meechum, USMC

rjs246

#4
February 15, 2006, 10:47:16 AM
Dutch prostitutes actually have a union, I believe.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

#5
February 15, 2006, 10:50:53 AM
Wayne Brady ain't gonna be happy about this shtein at all.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

trottisgodd

#6
February 15, 2006, 10:54:37 AM
Really can someone who charges for sex actually charge rape? If so, then the failure to pay could be seen as an unkept promise and could change void her permission to enter, thereby changing a permissible act into impermissible and the charge of rape would be the inevitable outcome.
God, my God! How can you put so many jerks in the world at the same time?

-Lt Col Wilbur "Bull" Meechum, USMC

rjs246

#7
February 15, 2006, 11:23:32 AM
A buddy of mine conned some free head out of a hooker in Amsterdam. That was pretty funny. She was huge.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

#8
February 15, 2006, 11:25:11 AM
Quote from: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 10:54:37 AM
Really can someone who charges for sex actually charge rape? If so, then the failure to pay could be seen as an unkept promise and could change void her permission to enter, thereby changing a permissible act into impermissible and the charge of rape would be the inevitable outcome.

Talk about reading into some shtein.  :-D
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#9
February 15, 2006, 04:20:50 PM
Quote from: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 10:54:37 AM
Really can someone who charges for sex actually charge rape? If so, then the failure to pay could be seen as an unkept promise and could change void her permission to enter, thereby changing a permissible act into impermissible and the charge of rape would be the inevitable outcome.

I don't know if she could charge rape, but if someone bangs her and doesn't pay she could at least charge the guy with stealing.

trottisgodd

#10
February 15, 2006, 04:26:33 PM
  :o :D:-D :-D ;D :yay
God, my God! How can you put so many jerks in the world at the same time?

-Lt Col Wilbur "Bull" Meechum, USMC

rjs246

#11
February 15, 2006, 06:43:28 PM
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

#12
February 15, 2006, 07:45:07 PM
Oh, my.

I wish everyone who wanted to sue GTA would die a painful death.

Our kids are shooting people!

-It's those damn video games. Sue the makers of GTA!

The fargin hookers are mad because of GTA!

-Have the sloppy whores sue the makers of GTA!

Die. Die. Die.

rjs246

#13
February 15, 2006, 07:52:59 PM
Phreak, don't you know that the failures of today's parents can be remedied by suing the companies who make the very games that those parents are depending on to raise their children?

I'm not going to belabor the point about people raising zesty kids these days, but suffice to say, while I was coaching high school lacrosse I was appalled by how many fat kids with no motivation to succeed/win there were. When I was in high school fat kids were made fun of. They sure as shtein weren't trying out for the lacrosse team. farging kids are better at XBox than they are at flag football. Pathetic.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

#14
February 15, 2006, 08:00:03 PM
And don't forget that suing the fast food companies is "in" too.

"I'm a lazy parent whose kid sits on his ass all day and plays GTA dreaming about having anal with dirty hookers and slitting their throats while chowing down on a double quarterpounder."

Know what else pisses me off? When I see kids with cellphones with AIM on it and they talk to their friends on it for 6 hours while being right down the damn street from them. Get off your can and go to your friends house and talk.

And the parents who pay for the phones piss me off too. Have a sack and tell the crummy kid to get a job.
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