Dick Cheney Popped A Cap In A Motherfarger's Azz.

[Sgt PSN]

Cute. 


Well played. 

[Diomedes]

Don't ever let them say that you don't know when to give up, Sassy.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm not giving up.  I'm just giving you a psychological advantage.  There's a difference. 

[MadMarchHare]

Kinda like the insurgency in Iraq?

[Diomedes]

Man shot and wounded by Vice President Cheney suffers "minor heart attack" after birdshot becomes lodged in his heart, hospital spokesman says.

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[ice grillin you]

for real?

lolol

i hope he dies just to make cheyney look worse

[Rome]

I'm genuinely surprised that the guy who got shot hasn't been "disappeared" yet.

[Diomedes]

Shotgun pellets lodged in his heart.  Holy Jesus that's funny.  Cheney must really have BLASTED him.  Too goddamned funny.  I hope he dies too.  Manslaughter charges against the Vice President would be delicious.

Also, I presume Cheney himself is picking up the cost of medical care, right?  Not the U.S. citizens, I hope.

[MadMarchHare]

He's a wealthy businessman, I'm sure he's covered himself.
And even if he dies, no way any charges are placed against Cheney.  Unless it's John Chaney.

[Diomedes]

Party pooper.

[rjs246]

Our Vice President shot someone in the face.

Hysterical.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I just love the over-coverage that the news outlets are giving this. Report the story and all necessary things related to it. Fine.

But when you start having people demonstrating what the birdshot looks like when shot into a cardboard target, interviewing random people about it and everything else it drives me nuts. CNN had numerous "experts" weighing in on this huge breaking news story disaster live at 5,6 and 10!

[MURP]

more leakage out of Cheney ass.

[SD_Eagle5]

Don't know if it's been mentioned but Cheney was hunting with an expired license.

[Diomedes]

I'm not sure that's true.  Got a link?  It was my understanding that he had all the proper licensing except one particular endorsement..a stamp allowing upland fowl hunting.  It's seven bucks and failure to have the stamp carries a warning/notifaction to get the stamp (no othe penalty).