Phillies offseason cont...

Started by MURP, February 02, 2006, 09:16:12 AM

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SunMo

yeah, one of those spring training jerseys that don't have a name on the back.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PhillyPhreak54

Or one of those other jerseys being worn by the opposition. That'd be nice.

MURP

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 09, 2006, 09:28:44 AM
Or one of those other jerseys being worn by the opposition. That'd be nice.

brilliant!

PoopyfaceMcGee

Didn't David Bell already change his number once since joining the team?  Is he really blaming the number he wears for his complete sucktastic suckageness of suck?

That's quality.

MDS

I'm thinking of drilling Kristi Bell as a way to get back at David for his performence last year.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I doubt that would be a consentual situation.  Do you really want to go to jail because of David Bell?

MDS

All I have to do is wip out my 10 incher and that gold diggin ho will be all over me.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee


MDS

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Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Rotoworld is reporting that the Phils have contacted the 79 year old BJ Surhoff about becoming a reserve OF.

I read earlier that he wants to retire. I hope he retires.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 11, 2006, 09:14:35 AM
Rotoworld is reporting that the Phils have contacted the 79 year old BJ Surhoff about becoming a reserve OF.

I read earlier that he wants to retire. I hope he retires.

It's kind of a double edged sword really.  Him chosing retirement is both good and bad.  It's good because even in his prime he was never all that good so it's not like the Phils would be missing anything. 

At the same time though, exactly what does that say about the Phillies if Blow Job Surhoff won't take a job with them? 

Rome

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 11, 2006, 09:14:35 AM
Rotoworld is reporting that the Phils have contacted the 79 year old BJ Surhoff about becoming a reserve OF.

I read earlier that he wants to retire. I hope he retires.

Hmmm... retire or play for the Phillies?

Quite the conundrum.

???

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Geowhizzer

I wonder if Glenn Wilson is available.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Geowhizzer on February 11, 2006, 12:05:24 PM
I wonder if Glenn Wilson is available.

He struck a guy out once, I think.