Jerramy Stevens guarantees victory, Joey Porter forgets how to form sentences...

[rjs246]

Why must I constantly be proven right about the idiocy of professional athletes?

"You look for the guys that say something that aren't supposed to say nothing, and I feel like he definitely was out of pocket to say what he said," Porter said.

I don't even know where to start making fun of that sentence.

[SunMo]

is Stevens' first name really spelled like that?

if so, i have found a rooting interest.  that rooting interest is for a spinal cord severance.

[BigEd76]

"I do what I have do to get myself going and he likes to see me going. ... He has to see me. There's no way he can hide from me. We have to meet -- over and over and over. ... I'll remind him every time I put him on his back."

[MDS]

Yikes.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Joey Porter is a complete asshat.  I'm watching his presser live on ESPNEWS right now.

"We've already given Jerramy enough credit and enough time.  He ain't even close to the level on Joey Porter..."
"I'm glad they spoke out, because now this game can be about hatred.  I hate them now..."

Blah, blah.  What an overblown piece of crap.  I almost hope Jerramy Stevens scores 4 TD and spikes the ball in Joey Porter's face.  One thing to talk trash... another thing to turn it into a complete circus surrounding yourself.

[henchmanUK]

I'd rather he slagged off an opponent than a teammate.