Denver Fan High School Kid Is a Vadge

Rome · January 24, 2006, 07:21:45 PM

A buddy of mine told me a story the other day that made me laugh...

He was in 11th grade in a Catholic high school here in Florida and as you may or may not know, back in those days most of the classes were taught by priests & nuns.

Anyway, a friend of his was talking to someone in class quietly when all of a sudden the teacher/priest picks up a book and throws it with all his might and hits the guy in the temple knocking him silly.

My buddy stood up, and said "Dan, if you don't beat the ever-living farg out of that icehole, I will."

The teacher started towards my buddy when my buddy took a step back, cocked his fist and proceeded to punch him square in the jaw knocking him the farg out.

To make a long story short, the priest was given a reprimand for endangering the guy's life and my buddy walked away scot-free. Needless to say, he transferred out of the class after the incident but ended up graduating from the school the next year.

I'd venture to say that if that incident happened now instead of 30 years ago, things would have turned out differently for both parties.

Sgt PSN · January 24, 2006, 07:36:27 PM

And this is a prime example of why I'm so skeptical of religion, especially the Catholic Church. Someone show me in the bible where it said "Thou shall throw books at disruptive students."

Having said that.........good story.

LBIggle · January 25, 2006, 06:10:56 PM

the little punk-ass probably didn't study for the test. wah.

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 12:49:58 PM

No public whining goes un-rewarded.

Elway sends a gift to the "victim."

QuoteThe controversy has even gotten the legendary Mr. Elway involved. The former Broncos quarterback sent Joshua, 17, a gift. Joshua will be watching the next game from an Elway Home reclining massage chair, with No. 7's signature on it.

Sgt PSN · January 30, 2006, 12:57:38 PM

I hope he spills pizza and nachos on the signature.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:01:42 PM

I hope he dies of shame.

SunMo · January 30, 2006, 01:03:43 PM

i can't see those links, someone give me a non-boring synopsis of what this is about. now.

Father Demon · January 30, 2006, 01:05:34 PM

I've been in Denver a few times the past month, and Elway continues to make me cringe. John Elway owns like 6 car dealerships out there, and his constant commercials pimpin a "2006 Suburu Outback for just $289 a month" commercials make me want to cram broken glass into my eardrums.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:07:27 PM

Some douche in pittsburgh was wearing a broncos jersey to school. Rather than get the shtein kicked out of him by his peers, a teacher made fun of him. The kid had a hissy fit and failed a test, blaming the teacher. Because we live in a country full of idiots, this somehow became news. Now because football players are also idiots, John Elway has sent this douche an autographed massage chair to ease the pain of the humiliation his teacher put him through. Die.

SunMo · January 30, 2006, 01:09:22 PM

much obliged. you just moved up into a 3-way tie with Juan Valdez and Ron Jeremy for the #57 spot of my hero's list.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:11:08 PM

The fact that Ron Jeremy is only #57 on your list is upsetting.

SunMo · January 30, 2006, 01:13:02 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 01:11:08 PM
The fact that Ron Jeremy is only #57 on your list is upsetting.

he's played out and cliche, that drops you a lot

Sgt PSN · January 30, 2006, 01:13:03 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 01:11:08 PM
The fact that Ron Jeremy is only #57 on your list is upsetting.

I find it disturbing. Deeply disturbing.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:17:39 PM

I don't care how played out he is. He is one of the ugliest men on Earth and has made a living out of sleeping with hot young porn stars. If that isn't worth our admiration, nothing is.

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 01:20:51 PM

I'm not going to stop wearing Dickies just because they've become played out and cliche. They're good pants.