Give me a break - Shatner kidney stone sold for $25K

Started by 4and26, January 18, 2006, 05:00:58 PM

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Sgt PSN

I've been keeping a zip lock bag of poo in my freezer for the last 5 years that I'm going to auction off if I ever become famous.  And if that never happens then I'm going to break it up into little pieces and give it to kids on Halloween.   

Feva

Wouldn't you want to have part of a guy who used to farg green bitches all the time?
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2006, 05:11:08 PM
I have ball hairs that are worth millions.

1.  You got Art's ball hairs stuck in your teeth when you went down on him.
2.  They're not worth millions. 

rjs246

1. My balls are massive and made of titanium.
2. Choke on them.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2006, 05:16:24 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 18, 2006, 05:11:08 PM
I have ball hairs that are worth millions.

1.  You got Art's ball hairs stuck in your teeth when you went down on him.
2.  They're not worth millions. 

They are worth a fake Joe Gibbs autograph though.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Sgt PSN