Stern to Sirius satellite radio

[MURP]

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#mon

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It figures they saved all the "main" characters for tomorrow.

[SD_Eagle5]

The revelations:

SCOTT cheated on his wife and she caught him
SAL once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured himself when his family members went to the bathroom
RICHARD got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion
JASON thinks he's addicted to porn - he jerks off twice a day and prefers to masturbate than have real sex
JD has spent well over $10,000 on internet porn

I missed todays show (broke my radio by accident, own fault) but it seems a lot of fans were pissed off.

[Father Demon]

I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.SheEagle

That's hot...

A guy once blew his load on my chest.rjs246

That's NOT....

[SunMo]

lol, not even a week and a half in and people are already sick of Howie's shtein...

i'll have fun saying, "I told you so" over and over and over...

[SD_Eagle5]

lol, not even a week and a half in and people are already sick of Howie's shtein...

i'll have fun saying, "I told you so" over and over and over...

Haven't been able to listen to him this week, I slammed the center console of my truck down onto my player (completely forgot it was in there) and broke the power swtich  Have to take it back to Circuit City tonight for a replacement.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

FYI:

Here's a wrap up of all of the revelations and who they belonged to...

   1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me. - Scott the Engineer
   2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself as my family members went to the bathroom. - Sal the Stockbroker.
   3. In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion. - Richard Christy
   4. I think I'm addicted to porn, I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate, rather than having real sex. - Jason Kaplan
   5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn. - JD Harmeyer
   6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls but they ripped us off and left us staring at each other in our underwear. - Gary Dell'Abate
   7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables. - Robin Quivers
   8. I have a half sister I have never met and don't want to. - Fred Norris
   9. I've had cosmetic surgery. - Howard Stern
  10. A guy once blew his load on my chest. - Artie Lange
  11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling me. - Benjy Bronk

Bonus Revelations...

    * I once called a black guy the N-word to his face and he beat me so bad I needed 6 stitches. - Gary Dell'Abate
    * A girl I liked was mean to me at a club so I bought her a drink, jerked off in it, gave it to her and she drank it. - Sal the Stockbroker
    * I met a girl at a bachelorette party, had sex with the girl and the girl turned out to be the bachelorette who got married 2 days later. - Artie Lange

[MDS]

9. I've had cosmetic surgery. - Howard Stern

hollywood fun got to him, eh?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm sure he'll find a way to blame the FCC for needing plastic surgery.

[QB Eagles]

Howard's revelation sucked ass. His show is still the best on the air, but he obviously stopped being a "man of the people" long ago. Getting cosmetic surgery is not that surprising for a guy who divorced his wife and lives with a model girlfriend, has an apartment in Manhattan and a house in the Hamptons, eats at Nobu, changed his politics from pro-war libertarian to Hollywood liberal, and prefers watching Dancing with the Stars over football. I would have been more surprised if his revelation was that he didn't have plastic surgery.

[SunMo]

Stern to work four days a week

January 27, 2006

'The Revolution" will apparently take Fridays off.

In the buildup to his new show on Sirius Satellite radio, Howard Stern never mentioned that his show, the one that attracted 12 million listeners five days a week, would be a four-day run at his new home.

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But that appears to be what will happen. Stern slipped a reference into his show that starting sometime in February, his longtime producer Gary Dell'Abate will serve as the host one day a week, possibly for an extended version of the one-hour "Wrap-up Show" he hosts after Stern's show.

"Listen to the show. That's how you'll know when he's on," Sirius spokesman Patrick Reilly said.

that's some good public relations right there.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Stern's complacency and laziness will cost Sirius.

[phattymatty]

whats with your hatred for howard and man-crush on O & A?  i tried to get into those guys when they were on in the afternoons in DC a few years ago, but never thought they were funny.

except one time they had a contest to win super bowl tickets, and it was who could eat more out of a bucket of vomit and toenails.  i was crying.

[SunMo]

i just think O & A are 100 times funnier, I'm not sure how long you listened to them, but it takes a little while to get into the flow and all the call backs they have.  they just do funny shtein.

like the other day, one of their regular freaks was about to get evicted.  so some fans had a fundrasier and raised $2,000 for her.  but to get the checks, O&A made her crawl naked through mouse traps on the floor.  it was hilarious.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't listen to either anymore.  O & A is too childish for everyday listening, and Stern is whiny and full of himself.

At least O & A makes an effort to be funny, though.  Stern doesn't even do that most of the time.