The hate thread.

Started by Diomedes, November 16, 2005, 09:12:32 PM

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rjs246

I feel like this thread was made just for me...

I hate old people on the road.
I hate timid people on the road.
I hate Boston drivers.
I hate Boston roads.
I hate New Englanders and their whiney bitter rude attitudes.
I hate rude people.
I hate stupid people.
I hate parents who think their children should be the focal point of everything everywhere.
I hate internet/instant message/text messaging slang (lol, ttyl, wat r u up 2).
I hate intentional ignorance.
I hate unintentional ignorance.
I hate Democrats.
I hate Republicans.
I hate people that believe in anything so much that they feel the need to talk about it ever.
I hate the taterskins.
I hate the taterskins.
I hate the taterskins.
I hate soy milk/meat and soy milk/meat consumers.
I hate message board flirting.
I hate public displays of affection.
I hate obvious, repetative, unintelligent humor.
I hate that I'm not rich.
I hate that I'm too lazy to do anything constructive or lucrative with the intelligence I was born with (unless you count cracking jokes on a message board constructive).
I hate that I don't play lacrosse any more.
I hate that it snowed 100+ inches last winter in Boston and is likely going to snow another 100+ this winter.
I hate video games and I don't know why.
I hate people who were born into money and without any discernable talent.
I hate dog people.
I hate cat people.
I hate fat people.
I hate skinny people who claim to be fat.
I hate people who can't handle a joke.
I hate the Cowboys.
I hate the Giants.
I hate the Buccaneers.
I hate waifish women.
I hate crying children.
I hate pompous non-smokers.
I hate pompous New York City residents who love to tell everyone that they live there as though anyone cares where anyone else lives. This includes a significant number of my closest friends.
I hate that I've spent almost a month and a half of my life on this ridiculous message board.
I hate pedestrians.
I hate near beer.
I hate religion in practice. (In theory it's kind of fascinating.)
I hate politics in practice. (In theory it's extremely fascinating.)
I hate that I've been to the Bahamas, Greece, Turkey, Jamaica, Amsterdam twice, Australia twice and London twice and that it is unlikely that I'll get a chance to go back to any of those places any time soon.
I hate stressing out about money while my ladyfriend is in school.
I hate waking up while it's still dark and getting home after the sun goes down.
I hate gut wrenching Eagles losses.
I hate the Flyers losing in overtime to an 18-year old who then whines to the camera afterwards about the hits he took in the game.
I hate that athletes are so ingrateful about their talents.
I hate that athletes are so ingrateful about their riches.
I hate that people look to athletes and celebrities for thei oppinions on political/social matters as though their fame makes them somehow less idiotic than the average person.
I hate baseball.
I hate prefessional basketball.
I hate anything more than a strip of pubic hair on the ladies.
I hate that every sexual encounter is not of pornographic quality.
I hate that I hate a lot more things but am sick of typing.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

#31
-I hate the corporate environment.
-I hate people that like the corporate environment.
-I hate that I have to "work" 10 hours a day; but can only see my family for a few hours-- that's really farged up.
-I hate that I have to work out twice as hard to get half the results of someone more genetically gifted.
-I hate that I don't have more time to write.
-I hate that I don't have more time to exercise.
-I hate that I don't have more time to read.
-I hate that I don't have more time to teach/practice Aikido.
-I hate weak coffee.
-I hate most of what's on TV.
-I hate it when the Eagles lose because of stupidity and/or lack of effort.
-I hate it when people farg up really easy words.
-I hate that I couldn't stop a swarm of yellow jackets from stinging my kid on Father's Day.
-I hate that my wife has a bunch of medical issues, while I've never had so much as a cavity.
-I hate biased media.
-I hate brown-nosers.
-I hate that I had to be a fat kid.
-I hate that most people thought I was a narc for a year when I dropped 65 pounds over the summer my freshman year of High School.
-I hate that I sometimes make fun of people who aren't bright enough to fight back intelligently.
-I hate soccer.
-I hate how some friends just fade away.
-I hate burnt pizza.
-I hate traffic.
-I hate that there's been Christmas crap in the stores for weeks.
-I hate extremes.
-I hate Barney the dinosaur.
-I hate cottage cheese.
-I hate that I see both sides of most issues.
-I hate that fat people generally think their problem is a cosmetic one.
-I hate that dogs shed.
-I hate camel crickets this time of year, and I hate that I have to kill them (they're just too insanely quick to shoo out of the house).
-I hate that I'm not more handy around the house.
-I hate that I don't have more money to spend to hire people to do the stuff I can't do around the house.
-I hate New Yorkers who think it's okay to drive slowly in the left lane.  It's not.
-I hate that people who could afford to suck it up to raise their kids choose to work and put the kids in daycare.  If possible, raise your own damn kids.
-I hate seeing people who already have two or three kids wasting precious time getting fertility treatments to have more.  So farging wasteful on many levels.
-I hate that we live in a small world.
-I hate telemarketers and spam mail.
-I hate organized religion.
-I hate that I haven't figured out a more productive way to make a living without having it feel like torture on a daily basis.

Hey, that felt good.


ice grillin you

racists
white sit coms (growing pains, friends)
white motion picture comedies (fast times, something about mary)
jose lind
boston
taterskin fans
green day
seashell necklaces
abercrombie
the eagles uniforms
matt geiger
dave barry
john stocktons adams apple hair
andy reid
those red assed monkeys
micro beers
chinese food
crab fry dick riders
chris webber
bartenders that use chief dood sport big guy captain bud or any of the like
the word dood in general
fraternity kids
the fog bowl
rusty kuntz


i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MURP


Zanshin


henchmanUK

I hate Tony Blair
I hate Margaret Thatcher
I hate Geoff Hoon
I hate David Blunkett
I hate prejudice
I hate the London Underground
I hate whoever is to blame for putting the Quebec Nordiques in Denver
I hate Norman Braman
I hate the way the British National Party uses the Union Jack as a logo to advertise their hatred
I hate hypocrites
I hate it that tasty food is mostly bad for you
I hate it that I am addicted to smoking cigarettes
I hate bullies
I hate bandwagon and glory-hunting sports fans
I hate the fact that Salma Hayek hasn't appeared as a romantic lead in a pornographic movie
I hate people who think they are better than me because they are religious and I am not
I hate people who kill people in the name of God
I hate Rush Limbaugh
I hate drug dealers and pimps who prey on the poor and vulnerable
I hate ostentatious showings of monetary wealth
I hate the fact that those in charge of English soccer cannot see the correlation between empty seats and expensive ticket prices
I hate people who have ripped off my Dad because of his generous nature
I hate Tom Benson
I hate Tropicana Field
I hate the son of a bitch who stole my X-Box
I hate British licensing laws and the fact that even though they change tonight, it doesn't really matter.
I hate the fact that I am too lazy to think of anything else
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

rjs246

Oh yeah, reality television. I hate that shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

i hate TV personalities who think their life has some impact on others.

i hate Howard Stern and radio show, you've been done for 10 years fargo.

i hate the mall.

i hate all people and their fake concern about others, how you care about is yourself.

i hate people that are easily offended.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MURP on November 17, 2005, 09:26:39 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 17, 2005, 09:14:56 AM
racists
white sit coms (growing pains, friends)


:sly

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.  If anything, he's racist against himself.

PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Wingspan

i hate the woman at work who always forgets her entry badge and knocks on the window to be let in. yet she remembers to stop at farging burger king every morning.
i hate my cell phone
i hate decaf
i hate reality television
i hate espn
i hate csn
i especially hate micheal barkan, i wish him mute.
i hate when the plastic hinge breaks off of a cd case and it never closes up right again
i hate car payments
i hate when my wallet is in my other pair of jeans
i hate when i forget how i set up my stereo and i am not even sure how to work it.
i hate when a pez breaks in the dispenser
i hate that i have to finish painting my basement
i hate that i will need to get a new car soon
i hate larry mendte's giant head
i hate when you have to wear a suit, and you're able to keep it clean all friggin day, and then you spill something on it 10 minutes before you can take it off.
i hate harry potter
i hate sports sometimes
i hate when i go to the bathroom at work and one of the stalls sounds like a wrestling match between 2 gassy hippos in mud.
i hate dallas cowboy fans.
i hate hockey fanatics, the one that try and tell you its the best sport ever.
i often come to hate my blackjack dealers
i hate losing to a higher flush when i have a king
i hate losing to 7-2 pocket cards when i have a pair of A's (happened 2 times in 3 hands 2 months ago)
i hate plane rides because i get a cold almost every damn time.
i hate traffic caused by some flipped over trailor on a different highway
i hate you
i hate buying furniture
i hate comcast
i hate apologists
i hate manufacturer rebates
i hate cheap trash bags
i hate tuesdays
i hate people on messageboards that continually change their handles, like i am supposed to care, or pay attention to their new revelations in their choice of handles as if it is a total reflection of who they are.
I HATE ALL CAPS
i hate pittsburgh
i hate doing laundry
i hate when people take every single word verbatim on a message board
i hate when people single out one sentence out of context on a message board and ignore everything else written
i hate having to change a password, and not being able to make it as simple as i want. 
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ice grillin you

I hate wiggers

oh good one..cept its white kids that act black...saying the w word intimates that its ok for the n word to be dropped and it isnt

anyway these kids with the peach fuzz beard oversized pin striped hat and 6xl knicks jersey gotta go
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyGirl

Quote from: ice grillin you on November 17, 2005, 12:05:56 PM
I hate wiggers

oh good one..cept its white kids that act black...saying the w word intimates that its ok for the n word to be dropped and it isnt

anyway these kids with the peach fuzz beard oversized pin striped hat and 6xl knicks jersey gotta go

What are you getting so defensive about? I do hate Wiggaz. All of them.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder wingspan.

I hate putting all of my chips in the pot with the best hand and watching dumbasses catch runner runner to knock me out. (I flopped a straight last week, to some dude who only had top pair. The board paired on the turn and tripped on the river, giving him a boat. I go on tilt jsut thinking about that hand. 2.8% chance of that happening.)
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

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