2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[Larry]

Dear NFL,

Please ban Chris Simms from playing in the NFL.  He is too tuff for us.

[mooby]

Dear Eagles Fans,

Please stop acting ignorant. In case you have forgotten, the taterskins still have the better team. That's why they beat the Eagles last week.

Thank you.

[MDS]

dear taterskins fans

we dont care. we like watching the skins lose. even if we were 0-16 and the skins won 800 games in a row against the eagles, we would still enjoy watching them lose. especially to zesty qbs like chris simms.

thank you.

[phattymatty]

Alstott was clearly over the line, it was a pretty obvious call.  Stop crying, bitches.

[JTrotter Fan]

Dear Eagles Fans,

Please stop acting ignorant. In case you have forgotten, the taterskins still have the better team. That's why they beat the Eagles last week.

Thank you.

Dear Loser Foreskin fan,

     Farg Off!!  Your team blows harder than the wind at Soldier Field!!  You have as many losses as us dick!!

[SD_Eagle5]

dear taterskins fans

we dont care. we like watching the skins lose. even if we were 0-16 and the skins won 800 games in a row against the eagles, we would still enjoy watching them lose. especially to zesty qbs like chris simms.

thank you.

Yup

farg the Skins!!

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

I knew those whiny pusses would be crying about the officials on that MB. It is par for the course with those losers.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Dears Skins Fans,

Skins homer and radio host Steve Czaban jut said "quit yer bitchin". He said you not only got lucky on that Betts KOR but you losers couldn't sack or intercept Chris Simms.

[rjs246]

I am currently pointing and laughing.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Some updates from Arthur's Tampa blog: apparently the genius is using "Bennigans" as code for going to a titty joint...

A slicky guy and wife join our humble table as Larry has joined us. She's introduced as Dr. Ashley -- a fairly attractive red-head. I immediately ask about a fictional medical problem. She's a shrink. So, I get into the psychology of calling one's wife from Bennigans instead of "Bennigans". Apparently I'm medically in the wrong according to the doctor. Who knew.

Slicky guy going a little over board. Seems alternatively interested in touching me or the one female team employee allowed to travel. Slicky guy's wife is shaking him off on the more obvious flirting. Also, she's apparently from a prominent family, but, she wouldn't let him finish his story.

Bar is filled with taterskins fans. Song breaks out. Hail to the taterskins in the middle of Tampa. Less than a half mile from the Bucs Stadium. Lovely. Dr. Ashley lets out a "Go Bucs" cheer which no one joins. We declare all of Tampa officially territory of the Washington taterskins. We own this town. Another Bucs fan is found, but, remains silent to our declaration of ownership. Man, try doing this in Philly.

10 a.m., Nov. 13 -- Meet up with TK for breakfast. Things pretty quiet. Lavar does walk through with three girls and one woman in 56 jerseys. Randy Thomas' mom is in town I think because I complimented her on her "MOM" jersey with his number. Too cute. Karl Swanson swings through and says hi.

No updates since the loss. 

[Larry]

I'm gleaning through the 'Screw the refs' post and they've got all these pictures of Alstott's two-point conversion from every conceivable angle...It's like they're deconstructing the Zapruder film.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

As much as the refs "hurt" them in this game, they helped them even more against us.  We were generally good sports about it and congratulated them on a good game.  It's no surprise they aren't doing the same now.

[SD_Eagle5]

I'm gleaning through the 'Screw the refs' post and they've got all these pictures of Alstott's two-point conversion from every conceivable angle...It's like they're deconstructing the Zapruder film.

You mean this thread? 

As you can see by the footage, before the ball crossed the line, Alstott's elbow went 'back and to the left'.

[SD_Eagle5]

As much as the refs "hurt" them in this game, they helped them even more against us.  We were generally good sports about it and congratulated them on a good game.  It's no surprise they aren't doing the same now.

Couldn't agree more. I just couldn't bear stooping to their level of stupidity. I still can't see where the ball ever touched the ground on the Lewis catch challenge. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm gleaning through the 'Screw the refs' post and they've got all these pictures of Alstott's two-point conversion from every conceivable angle...It's like they're deconstructing the Zapruder film.

You mean this thread? 

As you can see by the footage, before the ball crossed the line, Alstott's elbow went 'back and to the left'.

Back...and to the left
Back...and to the left
Back....and to the left

Yo...they did the EXACT same shtein last year when Dawkins picked off Ramsey in the EZ to seal the victory. There was a HUGE page of the homers posting TV angles, still shots and any other visual "evidence" that they could get.

Anytime those farging crybaby losers get a call against them they start a thread and post the NFL officials in NYC that they should e-mail, stalk, kill.

If I was the Eagles version of a taterskins whiner then I'd be lamenting the piss poor call by Tom White on Greg Lewis' catch.

And I'd be crying about the clock management by the officials that took like 1:00 off the clock and it hurt the Eagles.

taterskin fans = worlds biggest seeping vaginas