Hy fellers

[mussa]

heh...childs play...i can drinka case of beer my myself. Hoydas. 

[rjs246]

heh...childs play...i can drinka case of beer my myself. Hoydas. 

So this is kind of off topic, but you're mildly retarded, right?

[mussa]

right now yes

[Diomedes]

mussa's still drunk.

[Mad-Lad]

Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light. 

you may want to refrain from mentioning that you know anything about Coors Lite.

[MURP]

dude, i bring PBR to tailgates.  There is no beer too low for me.   Steel Reserve!!!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Guiness has the same alcohol percentage as a Coors Light   That helps being able to pound em. 

Oh, I have no problem pounding them, but if I want to get drunk, I usually go another route... or drop some Bailey's and Jamison in and have myself an Irish Car Bomb... possibly the best drink ever.


Guinness is made to enjoy.

[Mad-Lad]

dude, i bring PBR to tailgates.  There is no beer too low for me.   Steel Reserve!!!

Steel Reserve is brutal (brutally delicious, that is).   Have you tried Camo?

[T_Section224]

Guinness is made to enjoy.

a pint of guinness should only ever take three drinks to finish, ask anyone from ireland.

[MURP]

oh yes,  Car Bombs are a favorite of mine.  What a great drink.


Lad.....  I have tried Camo....................... and Hurricane.  ha.   my stomach is still plotting revenge. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

The car bomb thing is cute, but it's a terrible thing to do to a perfectly good Guinness.

A friend of mine likes to tell the story of my later brother-in-law, and their visit to a pub in Ireland. They were there for a little while having a good time, when the bartender stopped everything and made an announcement to the entire pub that my BIL was just starting his 20th pint.

[rjs246]

One of my buddies from the Fourth of July story studied for a semester in Galway, Ireland and worked at a pub there. It's a horseracing pub and for decades the only pictures on the walls were of famous thoroughbreds from the area. He is a superlush like myself and would expound on how much he could drink. Needless to say he was challenged by one of the bartenders to drink 12 pints in an hour and keep it down. He finished 13 and a shot of rye. Now his picture is on the wall there.

This same kid once had an 80-pound cabinet TV dropped on his head from the second story of his frat. When he got to the hospital the nurse told him that she couldn't believe he was alive or that he could carry on a conversation with her. Not because she was shocked that he had survived the accident but because his BAC was .36. The doctor actually told him that the reason he survived was because he was so drunk that his body was incapable of tensing up when the TV impacted. He just turned to jelly.

Also, this kid got a 1510 on his SATs without his calculator. He didn't realize you were allowed to use them so he ONLY got a 710 on the math section. 800 verbal.

Clearly, he's not human.

[Diomedes]

Clearly, you have much man-love for this friend/idol/hero.

[rjs246]

Clearly, you have much man-love for this friend/idol/hero.

Clearly. What can I say, I don't often run in to people who are both smarter than me and are able to outdrink me. It's a rare combination and worthy of praise... or at least worthy of telling stories about on a message board when you don't want to think about how awful your favorite football team is.

[Diomedes]

I would be inclined to worship such a person myself.  If I didn't hate him for being everything I wish I was, but am not.