Which Team Likes Cancer?

Bigskinbauer · November 05, 2005, 11:46:58 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 05, 2005, 06:54:08 PM
They can trade him back to San Fran since they have a straight QB now.

nah trade him to the lions, they like to get a new WR every year and Garcia likes the man parts

Bigskinbauer · November 05, 2005, 11:50:13 PM

Quote from: TO is GOD on November 05, 2005, 07:10:15 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

They traded for Steve Smith?

i too would say steve smith to this point has been slightly better than moss, they have a lot in common though

PhillyandBCEagles · November 06, 2005, 03:23:36 AM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 05, 2005, 06:54:08 PM
They can trade him back to San Fran since they have a straight QB now.

Good thing they didn't draft the 'mo from Berkley

PhillyPhreak54 · November 06, 2005, 05:07:36 AM

Quote from: EJ72 on November 05, 2005, 11:37:24 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

If he ends up in the division I hope he ends up there simply for the fact that I'd love to see how Cowpuke fan hypocritically welcomes him to the team.

I'd fly down to Dallas, kidnap Jerry Jones and both his sons and ship them off to South America for electroshock therapy if owens ended up in Dallas.

Any team that accepted him into the fold would have to dream up a contract with every clause known to man included, and possibly a few new ones. Personally I think it would be easier to hire a top notch neurosurgeon to wire his cerebellum in such a way that he's rendered speechless every time a T.O. thought enters his head.

I actually want him in Atlanta.

So he'd serve a purpose in ripping Vick. The first time he is open and Vick runs TO will shtein himself.

But I doubt he goes there. Blank hates him and the OC is Knapp...the dude he berated in SF on the sidelines

PhillyGirl · November 06, 2005, 01:08:54 PM

Vick will be exposed as the zesty QB he is if TO went there. I don't think he'll go there.

I wonder, if Dallas or Washington gets TO....how exactly will those fans (and they have ALL TROLLED HERE) react?

I guess I should start going through all of the bash TO threads from both fans...get them handy.

Would love to see him react with Brunell and Bledsoe as his QBs.

EJ72 · November 06, 2005, 01:09:56 PM

See, what you do is you send him to anyone of these places that he would be sufficiently miserable because of another player, coach, whatever. Detroit with a former coach and Garcia, as well as being the wide receiver graveyard(Where talent goes to die). Atlanta, with Knapp and Vick there. KC where he can deride Vermeil for his crying. San Francisco, just for chuckles.

Put a clause in his contract that stipulates he can say anything he wants about a teammate or coach in private, but if it's said to the media, he's to be subjected to a series of enemas to be adminstered by Phyllis Diller, Dennis Rodman, RuPaul and Richard Simmons, with Garcia has a a special assistant.

Father Demon · November 06, 2005, 02:34:42 PM

So nice you had to say it twice?

EJ72 · November 06, 2005, 11:25:18 PM

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 06, 2005, 02:34:42 PM
So nice you had to say it twice?

My connection was acting up earlier, and I hadn't even noticed it posted twice.

PhillyPhreak54 · November 07, 2005, 04:59:44 PM

From PFT:

QuoteCurrent speculation in league circles is that the Broncos will offer him a one-year, short-fuse, incentive-laden deal once he's on the market. We continue to believe that taterskins owner Dan Snyder won't be able to resist pursuing Owens, and that coach Joe Gibbs ultimately will conclude that he can control T.O. Still, the team privately is getting the word out that they aren't and won't be interested -- perhaps to deflect any suspicion of tampering if they make a deal with him minutes after he becomes a free agent.

Another team to consider is the Dolphins. T.O. has a soft spot for South Florida, home of his agent, Drew Rosenhaus. Also, Owens has been a regular on talk radio in Miami, with a weekly appearance this season on 790 AM. The Nicktator hasn't exactly amassed a crew of choir boys in Miami, and if Saban can manage the personalities that already are in the building, he arguably can handle Owens, too.

PhillyGirl · November 07, 2005, 05:08:18 PM

Tell me how all of these coaches can "handle" TO?

Please. Someone tell me.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 07, 2005, 05:11:50 PM

If it's between Denver, Washington, or Dallas, is it OK if I just laugh?

PhillyGirl · November 07, 2005, 05:12:58 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 07, 2005, 05:11:50 PM
If it's between Denver, Washington, or Dallas, is it OK if I just laugh?

How funny would it be to see the fans from those teams JUSTIFY the pickup? After all of the shtein they've spewed on this board all year.

JTrotter Fan · November 07, 2005, 05:14:16 PM

No coach can "handle" TO. TO is a "super flamboyant all about me and cross me once you're dead to me kinda guy."

He won't change. He'll be the same anywhere he goes. He'll find something to bitch about or someone to rip on.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 07, 2005, 05:16:03 PM

Wow, I typed "Dallas", but I meant "Miami". Weird.

PhillyGirl · November 07, 2005, 05:16:57 PM

Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 07, 2005, 05:14:16 PM
No coach can "handle" TO. TO is a "super flamboyant all about me and cross me once you're dead to me kinda guy."

He won't change. He'll be the same anywhere he goes. He'll find something to bitch about or someone to rip on.

Which is my point...if Reid couldn't handle him and a guy like GRUDEN couldn't handle Keyshawn, tell me how GIBBS will handle TO.