Which Team Likes Cancer?

Started by rjs246, November 05, 2005, 01:41:12 PM

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rjs246

#15
November 05, 2005, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

That is simply not true. That organization is dumb enough to do anything. They'll have interest. Guaranteed.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#16
November 05, 2005, 06:15:42 PM
By the way, how soon can we trade his malignant ass?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

QB Eagles

#17
November 05, 2005, 06:27:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:15:42 PM
By the way, how soon can we trade his malignant ass?

First day of the NFL calendar year 2006. Usually that's March.

Bigskinbauer

#18
November 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

That is simply not true. That organization is dumb enough to do anything. They'll have interest. Guaranteed.
we said we didn't want plex because of his attitude, you are talking about d-bag extraordinaire.

Next QB eagles that is an exellent observation. 

You will get jack shtein for to, look at what the vikings got for randy and TO is randy's attitude x 10
GO TERPS

rjs246

#19
November 05, 2005, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM

You will get jack shtein for to, look at what the vikings got for randy and TO is randy's attitude x 10

They got a starting LB and a first round pick... I would take those for TO in a farging heartbeat.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Bigskinbauer

#20
November 05, 2005, 06:32:37 PM Last Edit: November 05, 2005, 06:36:19 PM by Bigskinbauer
Quote from: rjs246 on November 05, 2005, 06:29:14 PM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on November 05, 2005, 06:27:50 PM

You will get jack shtein for to, look at what the vikings got for randy and TO is randy's attitude x 10

They got a starting LB and a first round pick... I would take those for TO in a farging heartbeat.
yeah you are probably right, i guess i was thinking about something something else.  you could most likely pull a first rounder from some sad team.  I would say baltimore but you would think they have already had enough of to
just trade outside the division, TO is still a good player
GO TERPS

PhillyPhreak54

#21
November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
Owens will not be traded...

1. The trading deadline has passed this year
2. When the moratorium is lifted on trades in March, he'll be a FA because the Eagles will refuse to pay him the roster and option bonuses so he'll be a UFA.

No trade.

I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

Sgt PSN

#22
November 05, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

If he ends up in the division I hope he ends up there simply for the fact that I'd love to see how Cowpuke fan hypocritically welcomes him to the team.  Besides, then Meshawn would finally have someone on the sidelines he can relate to.

rjs246

#23
November 05, 2005, 06:49:51 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
Owens will not be traded...

1. The trading deadline has passed this year
2. When the moratorium is lifted on trades in March, he'll be a FA because the Eagles will refuse to pay him the roster and option bonuses so he'll be a UFA.

No trade.

I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

Hm. That eats balls. I almost hope they pay him his roster bonus just to completely farg him over and have complete control over his football destiny. It would be worth the $7+ mil...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

JTrotter Fan

#24
November 05, 2005, 06:54:08 PM
They can trade him back to San Fran since they have a straight QB now.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

QB Eagles

#25
November 05, 2005, 07:06:10 PM
Pretty sure Dallas is still upset over the star thing.

JTrotter Fan

#26
November 05, 2005, 07:07:59 PM
Well according to Irvin, they are stacked with #2 WR's...they could use a #1 down there.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

MURP

#27
November 05, 2005, 07:09:29 PM
the Soul

WEST is GOD

#28
November 05, 2005, 07:10:15 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 05, 2005, 06:13:58 PM
Even the taterskins aren't dumb enough to bring in TO when they already have the best performing receiver in the NFL.

They traded for Steve Smith?
THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.

EJ72

#29
November 05, 2005, 11:37:24 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2005, 06:48:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 05, 2005, 06:38:19 PM
I have a feeling that he'll end up in Dallas.

If he ends up in the division I hope he ends up there simply for the fact that I'd love to see how Cowpuke fan hypocritically welcomes him to the team. 

I'd fly down to Dallas, kidnap Jerry Jones and both his sons and ship them off to South America for electroshock therapy if owens ended up in Dallas.

Any team that accepted him into the fold would have to dream up a contract with every clause known to man included, and possibly a few new ones. Personally I think it would be easier to hire a top notch neurosurgeon to wire his cerebellum in such a way that he's rendered speechless every time a T.O. thought enters his head.
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