taterskins HAIKU thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 04, 2005, 11:49:45 AM

We can thank BossHog for the reminder.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 04, 2005, 11:52:53 AM

I still can't decide
How this game's going to go
Ask me Monday morn'.

Sgt PSN · November 04, 2005, 11:55:42 AM

I'm sick of T.O.
Can't stand his stupid antics
taterskins are teh suck.

rjs246 · November 04, 2005, 11:59:50 AM

For years I was drunk
At FedEx Field for this game.
Now I can't go, Wah.

Will the Skins defeat
The Eagles in Maryland?
Not bloody likely.

Cerevant · November 04, 2005, 12:24:15 PM

Terrel Owens benched
Brian Westbrook gets a deal
There's a game Sunday?

Geowhizzer · November 04, 2005, 12:26:43 PM

In all the turmoil
Can the Eagles pull it off
Or they choke like dogs.

ice grillin you · November 04, 2005, 12:27:51 PM

taterskins suck skins suck
taterskin fans suck their fans suck
taterskins suck skins suck

MDS · November 04, 2005, 12:33:45 PM

even in defeat
the douchebags on extreme skins
will suck Gibbs bone dry

BossHog · November 04, 2005, 01:05:29 PM

Press conference late,
Maybe Reid found a buffet...
Like he'd pass that up.

Taking shots at Skins?
The last time that I checked it...
We're both 4 and 3.

rjs246 · November 04, 2005, 01:11:50 PM

Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:05:29 PM
Press conference late,
Maybe Reid found a buffet...
Like he'd pass that up.

Taking shots at Skins?
The last time that I checked on it...
We're both 4 and 3.

Clearly someone's Haiku skills are lacking.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 04, 2005, 01:13:25 PM

He overuses syllables in much the same way as he exaggerates Joe Gibbs' penis size.

henchmanUK · November 04, 2005, 01:17:05 PM

Quote from: BossHog on November 04, 2005, 01:05:29 PM
Press conference late,
Maybe Reid found a buffet...
Like he'd pass that up.

Andy Reid is fat?
I really didn't know that!
Skins fans are funny.

BossHog · November 04, 2005, 01:40:20 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 04, 2005, 01:13:25 PM
He overuses syllables in much the same way as he exaggerates Joe Gibbs' penis size.

... or T.O exaggerates his value.

... or Eagles fans' trivialize the distraction that T.O causes.

The haiku cops are here,
They've brought their usual class.
hey boys... suck my ass.

or how about:

Extra syllable ?
Who the farg would give a shtein.
... just the meatcicles.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 04, 2005, 01:41:17 PM

You really want us to not be meatcicles to taterskins fans? C'mon, man.

pinoyboy2pt0 · November 04, 2005, 01:44:23 PM

It is lame that the
taterskins don't even play in
Washington D.C.

Maryland taterskins
is just like the New Jersey
Giants football team.