Most offensive endzone celebrations

methdeez · October 28, 2005, 08:12:51 PM

These two are great: (from sportsguy)

1. The guy scores a touchdown, then squats like he's on the bowl, stays there for a couple of seconds, turns the pages of an imaginary newspaper and finally "pushes" the ball between his legs.

2. What if Moss scored a TD and immediately fell to the ground on his back, with his legs up in the air like a pregnant woman, and two receivers stood on either side "cheering him on," and Randy pretended he was pushing, and finally the QB leaned over him and "pulled" the football from Randy's loins, then held the football to his shoulder like a baby for a few seconds before Moss stood up, gingerly grabbed the "baby," cut an imaginary umbilical cord, then spiked the ball as hard as he possibly could?

Anybody got any better ones?

Diomedes · October 28, 2005, 08:17:43 PM

I think there's still some shtein in that pipe that didn't burn, crackhead. Maybe you should go ahead and burn that up?

methdeez · October 28, 2005, 08:23:15 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on October 28, 2005, 08:17:43 PM
I think there's still some shtein in that pipe that didn't burn, crackhead. Maybe you should go ahead and burn that up?

They're supposed to be offensive, you douche.

I was thinking maybe a suicide one?
Guy uses ball as knife on wirsts or gun to head, and then falls down fake dead.
That would get some airplay.

rjs246 · October 29, 2005, 01:40:06 PM

Quote from: methdeez on October 28, 2005, 08:23:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 28, 2005, 08:17:43 PM
I think there's still some shtein in that pipe that didn't burn, crackhead. Maybe you should go ahead and burn that up?

They're supposed to be offensive, you douche.

I was thinking maybe a suicide one?
Guy uses ball as knife on wirsts or gun to head, and then falls down fake dead.
That would get some airplay.

They already did that in 'The Replacements.' (Gun, not a knife.)

BigEd76 · October 29, 2005, 02:07:55 PM

Quote from: methdeez on October 28, 2005, 08:12:51 PMtwo receivers stood on either side "cheering him on,"

Group celebration, 15 yard penalty. Plus it's a stupid idea...

Sgt PSN · October 29, 2005, 02:14:27 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on October 29, 2005, 01:40:06 PM
Quote from: methdeez on October 28, 2005, 08:23:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 28, 2005, 08:17:43 PM
I think there's still some shtein in that pipe that didn't burn, crackhead. Maybe you should go ahead and burn that up?

They're supposed to be offensive, you douche.

I was thinking maybe a suicide one?
Guy uses ball as knife on wirsts or gun to head, and then falls down fake dead.
That would get some airplay.

They already did that in 'The Replacements.' (Gun, not a knife.)

But in The Replacements it was more like a mass murder/suicide because he capped like 5 of his teammates before icing himself.

rjs246 · October 29, 2005, 06:37:47 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 29, 2005, 02:14:27 PM

But in The Replacements it was more like a mass murder/suicide because he capped like 5 of his teammates before icing himself.

Indeed.

Point being... Stupid idea in the movie. Stupid idea now.

Sgt PSN · October 29, 2005, 07:16:30 PM

No worse than the entire team doing the Electric Slide in the endzone.

Dillen · October 29, 2005, 08:20:02 PM

Quote from: methdeez on October 28, 2005, 08:12:51 PM
1. The guy scores a touchdown, then squats like he's on the bowl, stays there for a couple of seconds, turns the pages of an imaginary newspaper and finally "pushes" the ball between his legs.

People do that all the in backyard games..

JTrotter Fan · October 29, 2005, 08:45:09 PM

Bitchslap the ball and then lay it on the ground and start humping it...call it "The Rape" and i'm sure a suspension would be on the way then.

QB Eagles · October 29, 2005, 09:36:11 PM

I think putting on a swastika armband imitating Hitler at a rally might offend a couple people.

A fine also might be in order if the player strips and starts furiously masturbating.