What would you do with $340 mil???

Started by PhillyGirl, October 20, 2005, 09:42:48 AM

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PhillyGirl

#15
October 20, 2005, 12:23:02 PM
Nevermind then....7-11...any convenience center.

I call them all wawa.
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MDS

#16
October 20, 2005, 12:27:55 PM
i would buy the phillies.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#17
October 20, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2005, 12:27:55 PM
i would buy the phillies.

The lump sum is closer to $180 mill.  After taxes, that's less than $100 mill.  You couldn't even come close.

MDS

#18
October 20, 2005, 12:46:33 PM
not after i put in my own money. talk about 100.1!!
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Susquehanna Birder

#19
October 20, 2005, 12:51:29 PM
The local grocery chain just put in a new, state-of-the-art store. They have a DIY lottery machine that also handles Powerball. I only ever buy one ticket. What a pleasure not having to deal with a "customer service" person, or stand behind some schmuck who's buying tickets for his entire office.

mikey418

#20
October 20, 2005, 12:57:39 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 20, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 20, 2005, 12:27:55 PM
i would buy the phillies.

The lump sum is closer to $180 mill. After taxes, that's less than $100 mill. You couldn't even come close.

It's over $100 million.  Take like 35% out for taxes and that's a good estimate of how much you'd get.

Actually...I think it's closer to 1
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JTrotter Fan

#21
October 20, 2005, 12:58:04 PM
You could buy the Devil Rays for that after tax amount.   :-D  :-D
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Phanatic

#22
October 20, 2005, 01:00:02 PM
I would quit my job and do absolutly nothing for a while...
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mussa

#23
October 20, 2005, 01:23:18 PM
The problem with the DIY machines are then old fargs are confused and need help. 

Im a total icehole to lottery ticket buyers.  If they piss me off or get smart i tell them to get the hell out.  People are freakin retarded. 
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Father Demon

#24
October 20, 2005, 01:50:02 PM
Buy one of these:



With lots and lots of this:



And lots and lots of these:



And oh yeah...  one of these:



And one of these:



The rest is just details......
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Diomedes

#25
October 20, 2005, 01:54:48 PM
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rjs246

#26
October 20, 2005, 01:56:16 PM
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

T_Section224

#27
October 20, 2005, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: mussa on October 20, 2005, 01:23:18 PM
Im a total icehole to lottery ticket buyers. If they piss me off or get smart i tell them to get the hell out. People are freakin retarded.
that's some quality customer service, i'm guessing you're nominated for employee of the month all of the time, huh?
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Father Demon

#28
October 20, 2005, 02:11:47 PM
rjs...   that cracked me up.  I got some Tropicana fruit juice up my nose....   :-D
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MURP

#29
October 20, 2005, 02:20:10 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 20, 2005, 02:11:47 PM
I got some fruit juice up my nose.... 

hanging out with Richard Simmons again? 
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