Andy Reid's Heart and Organs are Going to Explode.

Started by rjs246, October 12, 2005, 12:58:28 PM

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October 12, 2005, 12:58:28 PM Last Edit: October 12, 2005, 01:02:14 PM by rjs246
Seriously. Cheesesteak and mayo everywhere.

Talking about NFL Coaches...

Quote"I'm pretty sure it wasn't something in the drinking water in Seattle," said longtime NFL assistant Larry Kennan, now the executive director of the NFL Coaches Association. "It's more about the stress of the [coaching] profession, the lifestyle that comes with it and the manner in which guys take care of themselves, or, more [appropriately], don't take care of themselves. I'm amazed that the stress doesn't kill more of them. I'm surprised, quite frankly, more [coaches] don't just drop dead."
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#1
October 12, 2005, 01:01:59 PM
That's why he's on a strict diet and losing weight.

Or did you miss that thread?
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#2
October 12, 2005, 01:04:35 PM
His heart is pumping peanut butter and finely pureed salami through his veins right now. I seem to remember his being on diets before so until he looks like a tight end instead of a walrus, I'm going to go ahead and ignore reports that he is on a 'strict diet.'
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#3
October 12, 2005, 01:05:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 12, 2005, 01:04:35 PM
His heart is pumping peanut butter and finely pureed salami through his veins right now. I seem to remember his being on diets before so until he looks like a tight end instead of a walrus, I'm going to go ahead and ignore reports that he is on a 'strict diet.'

They're not just "reports". He's doing an advertising campaign for LA Weight Loss. Its not just some "oh, I heard he's on a diet". He's lost 50 pounds and LA Weight Loss is as strict as it gets. Before, he was just "watching what he ate" kind of diets, according to him in one of his ads.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#4
October 12, 2005, 01:07:15 PM
Like I said, until he can fit into something other than sweatpants, I'm not going to be convinced that he is healthy.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#5
October 12, 2005, 01:09:44 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 12, 2005, 01:07:15 PM
Like I said, until he can fit into something other than sweatpants, I'm not going to be convinced that he is healthy.

I don't think he's "healthy" right now either. But he IS doing the right thing about it.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#6
October 12, 2005, 01:10:44 PM
Peanut butter, dude. Peanut butter.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#7
October 12, 2005, 01:11:49 PM
Anyone else having a cheesesteak for lunch today?

T_Section224

#8
October 12, 2005, 01:15:30 PM
could you imagine the mess if big red did explode.
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ice grillin you

#9
October 12, 2005, 01:21:57 PM
he doesnt care enough about winning to get stressed out...hes a morman...whatever is whatever


lose a gaggle of nfc championships...'well get better'
receivers sucks balls...'well find a way to get it done'
choke in the superbowl...'we need to correct that and we will'
get waxed by a pathetic dallas team...'well be ok'

how is that attitude gonna effect your health...its the people that live and die with the sport like vermeil...parcells...cowher ect...that you tend to worry about

dont get me wrong andy would do well to remove take-out taxis number off his speed dial and lose the tony lukes IV but in a general health sense...not because football is a detriment to him
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Mad-Lad

#10
October 12, 2005, 01:23:25 PM
i love slow news days.

rjs246

#11
October 12, 2005, 01:27:42 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on October 12, 2005, 01:23:25 PM
i love slow news days.

Me too. More nonsense is more gooder.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#12
October 12, 2005, 01:27:56 PM
What's a Morman?

PhillyGirl

#13
October 12, 2005, 01:28:29 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 12, 2005, 01:21:57 PM
he doesnt care enough about winning to get stressed out...hes a morman...whatever is whatever


lose a gaggle of nfc championships...'well get better'
receivers sucks balls...'well find a way to get it done'
choke in the superbowl...'we need to correct that and we will'
get waxed by a pathetic dallas team...'well be ok'

how is that attitude gonna effect your health...its the people that live and die with the sport like vermeil...parcells...cowher ect...that you tend to worry about

dont get me wrong andy would do well to remove take-out taxis number off his speed dial and lose the tony lukes IV but in a general health sense...not because football is a detriment to him


Quote from: ice grillin you on October 12, 2005, 08:56:53 AM
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"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#14
October 12, 2005, 01:28:37 PM
A relative of Craven Morehead?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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