Ashlee Simpson's career is over

Syracuse · October 26, 2004, 10:25:06 AM

I heard her talking about acid reflux. She's as dingy as her sister, but at least her sister is silly hot. And her boobs are real, according to the acid reflux dimwit.

phillymic2000 · October 26, 2004, 10:32:04 AM

Quote from: KoRn on October 26, 2004, 10:25:06 AM
I heard her talking about acid reflux. She's as dingy as her sister, but at least her sister is silly hot. And her boobs are real, according to the acid reflux dimwit.

Yep thats what held me back from making it big.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 26, 2004, 10:35:31 AM

Hasn't she ever heard of

??

MURP · October 26, 2004, 11:44:27 AM

from IMDB

QuoteAshlee Simpson has owned up to lip-syncing, following an embarrassing Saturday night slip-up on live TV. The brunette singer, younger sister of Jessica Simpson, made an appearance on long-running comedy show Saturday Night Live, where she performed her hit single "Pieces Of Me." But when she was due to sing "Autobiography" track later on in the show, a pre-recorded track of her voice singing Pieces of Me began playing while Simpson was holding her microphone to the side and had her mouth closed - forcing her to exit the stage. And while she initially blamed her band for the incident, she now writes on her website that her voice was overworked. She says, "I'll hold my head high and say I think it was silly of me to do it, silly of me to blame the band, I was just so f**king embarrassed. But I don't think it did me much harm, and people will see that soon." A Saturday Night Live spokesperson says Simpson had planned to use a backing track, a common concert aid which allows singers to either mime or sing along with a guide-vocal track, to augment her voice. A statement from Simpson's record label blamed a "computer glitch" which triggered "a cut from her album" to play instead of a drum cue. The blunder has been all the more embarrassing for Simpson, because she recently expressed her disapproval of lip-syncing in an interview with Lucky magazine, explaining, "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip- sync. It's just not me."

JTrotterFan · October 26, 2004, 01:11:13 PM

She has labeled everyone that criticized her as an "Ignorant Azz Hat!"

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 26, 2004, 01:22:26 PM

She's not just going to stand there and dance around? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Has she seen the video?

Diomedes · October 26, 2004, 01:23:55 PM

I felt bad for Jude Law, having to comfort that worthless little twit. Poor guy didn't deserve that.

MURP · October 28, 2004, 05:34:41 PM

from imdb.com

QuoteYoung star Ashlee Simpson has been praised by a drug company for raising the profile of acid-reflux disease. The singer blamed "severe acid reflux" for her lip-synch performance on Saturday Night Live last weekend. And the makers of medications Nexium are thrilled with the free promotion. Astrazeneca's David Albaugh tells gossip site The Scoop, "Somebody of her high profile helps raise the profile of the disease. Obviously, it's good to have improved and increased awareness of acid reflux." A spokesperson for Tap - which makes Prevacid - says, "We believe that celebrities who talk about their experience with certain health conditions, such as acid reflux in this case, can help educate people on important health issues, as well as motivate people to talk to their doctors and get properly diagnosed and treated. We wish Ashlee Simpson the very best on her road to relief from acid reflux."

Fan_Since_64 · October 28, 2004, 06:07:02 PM

Quote from: MURP on October 28, 2004, 05:34:41 PM

from imdb.com
QuoteYoung star Ashlee Simpson has been praised by a drug company for raising the profile of acid-reflux disease. The singer blamed "severe acid reflux" for her lip-synch performance on Saturday Night Live last weekend. And the makers of medications Nexium are thrilled with the free promotion. Astrazeneca's David Albaugh tells gossip site The Scoop, "Somebody of her high profile helps raise the profile of the disease. Obviously, it's good to have improved and increased awareness of acid reflux." A spokesperson for Tap - which makes Prevacid - says, "We believe that celebrities who talk about their experience with certain health conditions, such as acid reflux in this case, can help educate people on important health issues, as well as motivate people to talk to their doctors and get properly diagnosed and treated. We wish Ashlee Simpson the very best on her road to relief from acid reflux."

Wow, I've been treated for acid reflux for four years now and never would have guessed that it would become so trendy and newsworthy at some point!

BigEd76 · October 29, 2004, 01:16:47 PM

Amazing coincidence....60 Minutes was there last week, filming a piece on how SNL works

BigEd76 · October 08, 2005, 03:05:39 PM

Almost one year later, and she's getting another shot on SNL tonight....

Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) is hosting...

MDS · October 08, 2005, 03:20:28 PM

How many message boards are you gonna make that post on Ed? Yea, dont think I;m outta the loop on the EMB

PhillyPhreak54 · October 08, 2005, 07:34:39 PM

Why is this dumb bitch still in the public spotlight?

I'd like to tear out her larynx and stomp on it.

Sgt PSN · October 08, 2005, 11:47:46 PM

The opening monologue with John Heder was pretty funny.