*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

Started by Rome, August 03, 2005, 09:35:20 PM

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JTrotter Fan

You sported wood the second you saw that she was willing to pose nude, didn't you?
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

rjs246

I have perpetual wood. Reading that she would do nudity provided me with some much needed release.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

JTrotter Fan

I'll admit, i sport wood every time i see her with her hand down the back of her bikini bottom.  That's hot!
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

MDS

Who the farg wants to hear when you douchebags get hard? Ew.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

NGM

Quote from: MDS on September 29, 2005, 12:30:50 PM
Who the farg wants to hear when you douchebags get hard? Ew.

When you hit puberty you will understand.
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

MDS

I've been waiting for that day for 5 years now, and it just hasn't come. Don't make fun.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

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Wingspan

Quote from: The Waco Kid on September 29, 2005, 11:54:09 AM
Amen!!  I can't wait to see the first one. 

LINK

the headline on fark.com was great

Jessica Alba would do a nude scene if the script and director were right. Spielberg begins work on "Schindler's List 2: Booty Call"
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rjs246

I'm not even sure if this one has been posted, but we're nowhere near the end of the week and I needed to stare at some hot tail.

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MURP


rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

WEST is GOD

THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.