Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.

[Diomedes]

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U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

This appears to be real.

[Sgt PSN]

 

President's gotta drain the vain too. 

[Wingspan]

i would pay $500 for that sheet of paper...it's hysterical

[Diomedes]

President's gotta drain the vain too.

You're having some trouble with the English lately.  I think you mean 'vein.'

[rjs246]

Once again, this is barely news.

[Diomedes]

Sure, but it's funny.  Funnier than Chinese cosmetic companies using dead humans for make-up manufacturing.  Yawn.

[Sgt PSN]

President's gotta drain the vain too.

You're having some trouble with the English lately.  I think you mean 'vein.'

Que?   No hablo.

[rjs246]

Sure, but it's funny.  Funnier than Chinese cosmetic companies using dead humans for make-up manufacturing.  Yawn.

Clearly, our senses of humor differ vastly. Cram.

[MURP]

He thinks he may need one.  Has to see if he can suck that turtle head back up in. 

[Diomedes]

The guy just can't make a decision on his own.  He's the President, for farg sake.  He tells the Secretary of State that he has a bathroom need?  Jesus farging Christ!!  Excuse yourself for ten minutes.  If anyone asks, tell them you've got urgent business, you'll be right back.  You're the goddamned President, they don't have a choice but to wait!!

[rjs246]

Or just excuse yourself and tell everyone you need to use the bathroom. It happens. Even if you're president.

[PhillyGirl]

The guy just can't make a decision on his own.  He's the President, for farg sake.  He tells the Secretary of State that he has a bathroom need?  Jesus farging Christ!!  Excuse yourself for ten minutes.  If anyone asks, tell them you've got urgent business, you'll be right back.  You're the goddamned President, they don't have a choice but to wait!!

He needed a hall pass.

New rule implemented by Michael Chertoff as part of Homeland Security.

[Wingspan]

Sure, but it's funny.  Funnier than Chinese cosmetic companies using dead humans for make-up manufacturing.  Yawn.

nah, the potential of people smearing other people on their faces is way funnier than having to pee

[phillymic2000]

The guy just can't make a decision on his own.  He's the President, for farg sake.  He tells the Secretary of State that he has a bathroom need?  Jesus farging Christ!!  Excuse yourself for ten minutes.  If anyone asks, tell them you've got urgent business, you'll be right back.  You're the goddamned President, they don't have a choice but to wait!!

Yeah cause he wouldn't need to let security know or anything like that.

[Rome]

I'm fairly certain that's a coded message.

What he really is asking of Condi is unfit for discussion in this family forum.