Britney Spears: Preggo White Trash v. 2.0

[PhillyPhreak54]

Big League Chew labia....

Tuna flavored?

[rjs246]

Roast beef curtains.

[Seabiscuit36]

We orderd a stripper for my buddy after he broke up with his girl.  The stripper came over with this gigantic body guard who was her husband but was perfectly cool with us railing her with Blowpops.  She was wearing a schoolgirl skirt and we kept telling her to take that baby off.  She finally agreed but warned us.  The Dreaded C Section was upon us and it was not pretty.  We told her to put the skirt back on and go back to lapdances 

[rjs246]

If you're a chick, and you've got a huge c-section scar, why the farg do you think "Hey! I know what I'll do. I'll be a stripper. Hideous bodily scars couldn't possibly affect my ability to make money stripping."

Oh right, because you're a dumb slut. I forgot.

[BigEd76]

US Weekly is reporting that Britney is knocked up again after a few weeks of rumors were circulating....

[MDS]

jesus christ was they farg do people still care about this slutty white trash bimbo? her and paris hilton. go the farg away. nobody cares.

end rant