Who do you think the 5 toughest Eagles are?

Started by WEST is GOD, August 25, 2005, 04:35:16 PM

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WEST is GOD

Out of all the Eagles. Which 5 in order would you least like to get into a fight with?

For me:

Dawk - Ultimate Fighting Championship
Trotter - The guy is just a monster plain and simple
Runyan - The only thing that needs to be said is Jon Runyan
Buckhalter - He can detach the lower half portion of his legs and beat you with them
Sean Landeta - can anyone post the picture?
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rjs246

Least get in a fight with?
Dawk, Runyan, Akers, Trotter, Freak.

Toughest?
1. LJ. And not just because I'm sponsoring him. If he seriously played through so much pain that it affected the way he was walking I'm f'ing impressed.
2. Akers. He's like 5 foot 4 and he regularly leaves his feet to wreck people on kickreturns.
3. Runyan. He hits harder after the whistle than anyone else in the league.
4. Dawk, because I'm scared of him.
5. Pinkston. Oh god I said it. Yes he's a chicken shtein. But he's also 4 inches taller than me and weighs as much as I do and has always bounced up from the hits he's taken. I can respect that... even if I'm glad that his scared ass is on the sidelines.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MURP


Diomedes

#4
Not in any deliberate order.  Out of my ass

Pink - Blocks like someone 45 lbs heavier than he is.  (almost) Always gets up.
Michael Lewis - Plays hurt, hurts people.
McNabb - Playing on a broken foot.  I need not say more.
Hank Fraley - Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin.
Jason Short - Hard wired tough as nails.
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Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhanInDC

1. Trent Cole. Anyone with a nickname like scrap iron  probably belongs in prison.
2. Short. He would headbutt the shtein out of you, only after he allowed you to punch him the face repeatedly.
3. Dawk
4. Rayburn....looks like he could toss some shtein.
5. Labinjo (See Pic)
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Rome

Akers is a karate man.

That means he bruises on the inside.

But you guys wouldn't understand that because you're nothing but big Barry White-lookin' motherfargers.


PhillyPhanInDC

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Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 25, 2005, 07:31:49 PM
Akers is a karate man.

That means he bruises on the inside.

But you guys wouldn't understand that because you're nothing but big Barry White-lookin' motherfargers.



Ever watch UFC fights? Those are the ones where anything goes, and any fighting style is allowed. The karate guys always kick ass in those.......  :boo
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

I agree with everyone who said Pinky.  I've seen him take some pretty hard hits over the years and he always gets up.  He might not be the greatest WR but I gotta give him credit for being one tough sumbitch. 

I'm also going to go with Honey Buns simply for the fact that I can't remember the last time this guy missed a game.  He's small for a center but rarely allows pressure to come up the middle. 

As for the rest, I'd say Dawk, Ritchie and Short. 

PhillyPhreak54

Dawkins
Trotter
TO
Jon Runyan (144 consecutive starts at RT)
Donovan McNabb

WEST is GOD

TO is an enigma. He's one of the toughest and the weakest Eagles at the same time. I think Lurie would kick his ass in a fight, despite how big he is, he's a baby. He is mentally tough though because he is mentally weak. I know that sounds like it makes no sense, but think about it. His mental weakness makes him paranoid, which motivates him to prove people wrong and defy everyone which makes him mentally tough.
THIS SEASON IS OVER AND ANDY'S WORLD IS GRIDL

Offseason needs: 2 DEs, 1 DT, 1 OL, 2 LBs, 1 RB, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 KR.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee