Ashlee Simpson's career is over

Syracuse · October 25, 2004, 03:08:23 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on October 25, 2004, 01:16:04 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 25, 2004, 12:55:54 PMAnd what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.
In these times of strike first to protect the "homeland", of France hating, of secret detentions and library record checking, all things German are doing pretty well. Soon we'll just call him Herr Bush. Easier for the neocons to pronounce than that long, multi-syllabic fancy pants elitist "P" word.

last comment on the farging children:
I'm tired of baby worship. Pregnant chicks don't deserve special parking spots. Having a "baby on board" your farging suburban tank gives you no more right to safety than anyone else on the road. Your screaming child at the booth next to me is not acceptable, and no kids don't do that. Not every kid is a potential Einstein..more like potential gas huffers. You don't want your kid to watch porn, watch your kid. I'm sick of being held responsible for everyone elses farging glorified pets.

There's nothing quite so pathetic as watching yuppie parents chasing their little waterhead miracle children around, ready to catch them lest they bump their precious head in the grass.

Farg the children.

farg children? How 'bout, farg you.
I hope you never have the sure joy of being a father.

Diomedes · October 25, 2004, 03:22:06 PM

Quote from: KoRn on October 25, 2004, 03:08:23 PMfarg children? How 'bout, farg you.

Actually, I really meant: farg Korn's children. But I guess you figured that out?

Quote from: KoRn on October 25, 2004, 03:08:23 PMI hope you never have the sure joy of being a father.

We can agree on that. If suicide is the ultimate act of narcissism, then breeding surely runs a close second. I'm proud to say that I'll never be like you in that regard. But thanks to people like you and your kids, I may one day blow my brains out, so in the end we all win!!

Syracuse · October 25, 2004, 03:23:05 PM

One can only hope, you farg-tard.

Diomedes · October 25, 2004, 03:28:02 PM

And one can only hope that you're done breeding. Worlds got enough of your kind.

Zanshin · October 25, 2004, 03:30:43 PM

So, hey, how about that Ashlee Simpson?

Diomedes · October 25, 2004, 03:33:33 PM

Dumb waste of skin, she is. No talent ass clown, she is. But man-o-man, does she sell!

Zanshin · October 25, 2004, 03:34:57 PM

lol...you're especially angry today, Dio. Lose the bong or something? The man stick it to you today?

Diomedes · October 25, 2004, 03:35:58 PM

I'm in Dallas.

MURP · October 25, 2004, 03:41:53 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on October 25, 2004, 03:35:58 PM
I'm in Dallas.

it should be illegal to be in Dallas and post.

Zanshin · October 25, 2004, 03:47:02 PM

Yeah, that would do it, I guess.

Yeti · October 25, 2004, 03:59:58 PM

Back to Ashley, after sifting through hundreds of YOU SUCK ASS CRACK WHORE posts on her own message board I found this one I thought was pretty good.......

GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL | Posts (2)
10/25/2004 12:27:21 PM - by Milli_Vanilli_Slut_Bag

girl you know you're through..... OOOHHH OHHH OOOOOHHHH, you are through

Zanshin · October 25, 2004, 04:03:19 PM

Quote from: Yeti on October 25, 2004, 03:59:58 PM
Back to Ashley, after sifting through hundreds of YOU SUCK ASS CRACK WHORE posts on her own message board I found this one I thought was pretty good.......

GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL | Posts (2)
10/25/2004 12:27:21 PM - by Milli_Vanilli_Slut_Bag

girl you know you're through..... OOOHHH OHHH OOOOOHHHH, you are through

lol-- that is the very definition of having too much time on your hands, Yeti.

Yeti · October 25, 2004, 05:26:55 PM

Way hotter as a blond.

Diomedes · October 25, 2004, 05:31:21 PM

the work-over by a top end pro photographer with a fleet of airbrush technicians doesn't hurt, either.

Yeti · October 25, 2004, 05:57:07 PM

Skanksteria

Whats up with the dwarfish leg action.