Da Ali G Show

Started by hbionic, October 01, 2004, 03:57:26 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

hbionic

But you like funny, twisted humor......so you'd enjoy Borat.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


henchmanUK

Quote from: General_Failure on October 02, 2004, 03:42:48 PM
People said Seinfeld was funny too.

GF, give it a go. FYI, Ali G started on the same show as the lovely Sarah Alexander. :drool
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

MURP

how about when Borat went to the self defense instructor... lmao.


in my country, men attack with large penis.     how do I defend against the jew claw!

MDS

IN my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everbodys money
They dont give it back

Throw the Jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by hir horns
And then we'll have a big party

If you see the Jew coming
You must be careful of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I'll tell you what to do

:-D :-D Funniest moment on TV so far this year
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

Perhaps, but it does absolutely nothing for me in written text. 

MURP

Quote from: MDS on October 02, 2004, 05:19:23 PM
IN my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everbodys money
They dont give it back

Throw the Jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by hir horns
And then we'll have a big party

If you see the Jew coming
You must be careful of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I'll tell you what to do

:-D :-D Funniest moment on TV so far this year

lmao.  yes, classic moment.

PhillyGirl

That's one of his funniest bits by far...that song...lmfao
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MDS

I really liked how he set it up.....by first talking about throwing transport down the well. So, you had no idea what he does doing. Then, out of knowhere, he starts talking about the Jew....and a classic comedic moment is born.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

I remember Sasha talking about possible trouble shooting a new season because of the shows popularity, but apparantley its not a problem.

Borat skit almost ensues riot

Good to know he can fool an audience, not just a one on one segment. This is a good sign that season 3 is a go.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

QuoteSpeaking in broken English, the mysterious man first told the decidedly pro-American crowd - it was a rodeo, of all things, in Salem, of all places - that he supported the war on terrorism.

"I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo.

An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd.

"And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers.

.....

Then the man took off his hat and sang what he said was his native national anthem. He then told the crowd to be seated, put his hat back on, and launched into a butchered version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" that ended with the words "your home in the grave," Sharp said.

This crowd didn't get excited like the redneck fargs who got really into the "Jew down the well" bit did, but I'm sure it will be priceless nonetheless.  I love Ali G.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

cj2112

The one from earlier in the year when he goes down to Mississippi to particiate in a wine-tasting thrown by the Kiwanis Club or something is the greatest.  He gets totally cocked, and then starts tell these seniors about how his parents hated him and how beautiful his sister is.  He brings out a photo of a gorgeous woman who he claims is his sister, the seniors are interested, and then he goes through a bunch of other photos of him with the woman he claims to be his sister in all sort of really hardcore poses.  The reaction of the men is priceless.

Another funny one is when he asks a guy running for the House if Borat and his camera crew can accompany him while they canvass a neighborhood.  He does all sorts of crazy things: he asks to crap in some guy's house, he tells another guy to vote for the candidate because he has testicles larger than his opponent, etc.  Loses a little in the description but it is a total pisser.

Diomedes

I've never seen an Ali G show that didn't make me laugh and laugh and laugh.  And sometimes cringe, too.  Great talent.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MURP

lol.  classic rodeo shindig.

Drunkmasterflex

That guy either has balls of steel or is just a plain idiot. 

I like when he is his gay character and he keeps messing with that big redneck and finally the big redneck says "If you call me gay one more time...I am fixin to knock every tooth out of your mouth." :-D

Also when he does the "Back to the Ghetto" or "Train to Aushwitz"
Official Sponsor of #58 Trent Cole

The gods made Trent Cole-Sloganizer.net

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

RomeyRome