the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

I was the guy who killed all of you creepy weirdos at the end. 

[Diomedes]

Woke up right before that.  You were in the Trump hat and the green skirt, right?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hahaha!

[Rome]

Woke up right before that.  You were in the Trump hat and the green skirt, right?

That is disturbing in several ways.  Thanks for thinking of me anyway, buddy. 

[Sgt PSN]

#makediosdreamsgreatagain

[ice grillin you]

wanna know the influence of the the nwa movie last year...they played straight outta compton at the st pattys day afternoon bar today where i was watching the tourney and at least 5 people knew the words and only 2.5 of them were black

[SD]

[MDS]

my cousin is part of some kitchen charity thing and asked me to participate in an event she was doing in s jersey...basically kids from camden cooked stuff and i stood there. there was some minor tie in to "sports professionals" so she suggested i attend, even though i am not a sports professional anymore. this wasnt deemed an issue.

anywho, besides me, you had:
-g cobb (legit crazy but a seemingly nice dude)
-that woman who was an intern on the cardinals for 1 preseason (not bad if you like them thick)
-some guy who did updates for wip and 1060 (dork)
-gervis peterson (a complete farg up who abandoned his family for 15 minutes of fame on survivor and is now "selling suits" to professional athletes)
-vinne the crumb (hes the soul's PA guy....i googled him and he also sells used cars. hes a real fat wop and almost cried after his attempt at an inspirational speech) 
-some woman who was a cheerleader for the eagles in the 80s and left out the part about her (probably) getting railed by jaws

i had to speak after the football lady, who i later learned is a professional public speaker. shes been parlaying her random month in the nfl with the cards into speaking gigs for gullible women. she claimed, numerous times, to be a gold medalist. she left out that its in the womens football international cup, which i guess is a thing. anyway she has a shtick down and everyone dug it. then i spoke.

i dont remember what i said other than making a self-depreciating joke about being an unathletic jew that didnt land, but i guess it was fine. didnt bring up that i work in marketing now and havent covered anything since november. besides the dude who works for wip, he seems fine, i was the most professionally stable person there. the lesson, kids, is never work in sports.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I don't even know what to say.

[MDS]

do you want to know more about gervis peterson's suit business? also he led his speech noting he was on survivor. this happened 20 farging years ago.

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol had it been that long? I remember the name now

How was Vinnie's speech? Sounded moving

[MDS]

he told everyone to never give up on their dreams....i guess his dream was to be a dumb dago character on a morning show for a few years?

i guess they couldnt get jeff from camden so they settled for vinnie

[PhillyPhreak54]

Or maybe he wanted to sell used cars? Could've landed a killer deal on a 14 Camry

[Zanshin]

I know at least Sarge was a good guy and donated a bit to the Rock the Dogs charity thing-- so big thanks to him and anyone else whom might have contributed. The event raised $4,000.00 in a couple of hours, which I thought was pretty great. If you helped, I do appreciate the effort, as does the charity.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Something's going down in London

People reportedly shot outside parliament