This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[ice grillin you]

gotta wonder if hellickson is hurt at this point

[MDS]

Too early.

Get to mid June and we will talk

yo

[MDS]

losses
twinkies - 48
bravos - 46
redlegs - 43
pads - 42
connie mack - 41
phils - 40

lets do this!

[ice grillin you]

we are into the 4th game of this series and the Phillies have the same amount of errors as runs

[Geowhizzer]

This is what being a Phillies fan does to people:

[smeags]

$100 matty would've tried to hit on her.

[Rome]

Nailed her you mean. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah SD would have hit her

[ice grillin you]

they are fake nuns in a "sister act"

anyway the Phillies have scored 4+ runs against a non brewer starter once all year

[SD]

Since they're no longer fun to watch I'm in on the tank

[Geowhizzer]

Moniak signed.

[Rome]

He signed for less than the #2 pick agreed for.  The Ghost of Curt Gowdy is supposed to sign for in the nbhd of $3M which is double the $1.5M slotted for pick #42.

I mean, I get what they're doing, but it figures the Phillies end up with the #1 pick when there's no one there actually worthy of it.

[MDS]

they should have the #1 next year

theres a pitcher from mizzou that i got my eye on

[smeags]

they are fake nuns in a "sister act"

[ice grillin you]

you didn't know that nor did all the people on twitter who thought it was the coolest picture ever...including all the phillie beat writers...otherwise it would have never been posted...

which is also why your simpleton mind is posting little cartoon characters in an embarrassingly unfunny meme the next day...at least most people found out yesterday....took your half wit ass 24 hrs