This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[Rome]

JP is down to .179

Still higher than his cousin Carl Crawford (DFA'd today, btw).

[ice grillin you]

JP is down to .179

but he walks a lot

[MDS]

jp has been in AAA for a few weeks....look at his stats in mid july. if he were hitting 350 id say the same thing.

[ice grillin you]

jp has been in AAA for a few weeks....look at his stats in mid july. if he were hitting 350 id say the same thing.

bigger fan of?

me the sixers or you jp

[MDS]

you are a bigger fan of the sixers than j is of any philly athlete that does 1 good thing in a game

im just being real....hes a 21 year old kid 50 at bats into AAA. his stats mean nothing, specifically something as arbitrary and random as batting average.

[Rome]

That's funny that the filter changes Reddskins to Sixers now.

[ice grillin you]

GO MAGIC!

[Rome]

Good one. 

[ice grillin you]

more or less original than me liking the Washington football team?....except one of them is actually not a joke its true

[Rome]

I like the Magic about as much as you like yourself.  You know this.  And your love of all things Washington is not exactly a state secret.

[ice grillin you]

so about cocoa beach...talk to some of your drunk republican friends and get me some good go to spots

[Rome]

That's like 50 miles away from where I live.  I really have nothing to contribute.  If you need spots in Tampa or Clearwater or even Orlando or Tallahassee, I'm your man, but not Cocoa. 

[smeags]

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/philadelphia-phillies

[ice grillin you]

Cubs -250 tonight

[SD]

It'll be nothing short of a miracle if Morgan makes it past the 4th tonight