Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

Started by MDS, April 05, 2015, 12:11:46 PM

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MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

I'm at a baseball game.  I promise to read it later.

Geowhizzer


Rome

Daytona Beach has a minor league baseball team that has won, like, 40 league titles in the last 20 years.  They used to be the Cubs high A team and now they're the Reds high A team.  This version is farging dull and boring so I'm home.

Good:  Dollar beer night.

Bad:  Only had three before it started pouring.   Again.

I don't know a single player on the team now that the Cubs have moved on and the mascot literally looks like something Stephen King would dream up to scare the farg outta you.

But dollar beers.

The end.

Geowhizzer

I still hit the Fort Myers Miracle on occasion.  Used to do it more often, but life is just busier in general, and even A-level baseball has gotten a bit more expensive, especially when it takes a 45 minute drive to get there.


Rome

That's who they were playing tonight.

Fort Myers had guys on 1st and 2nd with none out.  They bunted to move them over to 2nd and third.  Daytona walked the bases full.  Two straight K's later, Daytona gets out of the inning.   I swear Brad Pitt in Moneyball was screaming in my farging ears watching that.  Talk about loser baseball.  I hate that shtein.

Rome

Nice job by Giles there to come back strong.

Geowhizzer

Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2015, 10:05:33 PM
Nice job by Giles there to come back strong.

He was throwing gas tonight.

Geowhizzer

Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2015, 09:58:56 PM
That's who they were playing tonight.

Fort Myers had guys on 1st and 2nd with none out.  They bunted to move them over to 2nd and third.  Daytona walked the bases full.  Two straight K's later, Daytona gets out of the inning.   I swear Brad Pitt in Moneyball was screaming in my farging ears watching that.  Talk about loser baseball.  I hate that shtein.

Sounds like Ryne Sandberg ball.

ice grillin you

Quote from: Rome on July 30, 2015, 07:29:31 PM
1.  No.

2.  Didn't read.

I could go find 50 posts where the little guy is telling everyone to settle in because this is gonna take a long time....now they might be ready in two years

you can probably go back and find a few posts that are overly optimistic too...in other words he's totally skitzo on this and is just throwing shtein against a wall to see if it sticks depending on the day...two years is new for even him tho
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome

TBF he's been saying that since they lost in 2009, so really, it will be 8 years in 2 years.

smeags

any word on where these guys are going from the hamels trade ? going to see reading play in trenton in a couple weeks.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

MDS

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2015, 06:54:59 AMyou can probably go back and find a few posts that are overly optimistic too...in other words he's totally skitzo on this

in a way, maybe

its less throwing shtein against a well and more my opinions changing -- 2 years ago we didnt know what we now know about franco, jp and nola or the guys they got in the hamels trade. i never actually said theyll definitely be good in 2-3 years. i said its a possibility, a scenario based on percentages. and it is.

Quote from: Rome on July 31, 2015, 07:31:31 AM
TBF he's been saying that since they lost in 2009, so really, it will be 8 years in 2 years.

incorrect. i was calm after the losses in 09 and 10. i knew theyd be back. after 11 is when i bailed. and look at that, i was right on it.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

smeags

yeah, you were the only one who got it right. kudos tiger.

If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

ice grillin you

Quote from: smeags on July 31, 2015, 09:00:51 AM
any word on where these guys are going from the hamels trade ? going to see reading play in trenton in a couple weeks.

not the hamels trade but pivetta starts for reading tomorrow nite
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous