Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

[Rome]

He's Papelbon-like on the jerkoff index. 

By all means, let's get more guys like that on the squad.   

[MDS]

He's Papelbon-like on the jerkoff index. 

By all means, let's get more guys like that on the squad.

less good players, more jeff francour

[smeags]

dont worry rome, he's not on the team and never will be so relax those liver spots of yours.

[SD]

He's Papelbon-like on the jerkoff index. 

By all means, let's get more guys like that on the squad.

Culture

[smeags]

He's Papelbon-like on the jerkoff index. 

By all means, let's get more guys like that on the squad.

Culture

of losing

[PhillyPhreak54]

If Harper were on the Phillies, at any point in time, I would still dislike him.

Why is this hard to understand?

Since he appeared on SI as a 16yr old and his parents pulled that GED stunt I've hated him. So try to paint it anyway you'd like but you're wrong

[MDS]

If Harper were on the Phillies, at any point in time, I would still dislike him.

Why is this hard to understand?

because you are the biggest homer in the history of western civilization

[Rome]

He's Papelbon-like on the jerkoff index. 

By all means, let's get more guys like that on the squad.

less good players, more jeff francour

The Phillies need good players who aren't iceholes just like needs posters who aren't you.

[PhillyPhreak54]

If Harper were on the Phillies, at any point in time, I would still dislike him.

Why is this hard to understand?

because you are the biggest homer in the history of western civilization

Incorrect.

[smeags]

He's Papelbon-like on the jerkoff index. 

By all means, let's get more guys like that on the squad.

less good players, more jeff francour

The Phillies need good players who aren't iceholes just like needs posters who aren't you.

[MDS]

If Harper were on the Phillies, at any point in time, I would still dislike him.

Why is this hard to understand?

because you are the biggest homer in the history of western civilization

Incorrect.

you worshiped brett myers....cheered for dykstra....cheered for billy wagner....are essentially the only person who likes mcnabb.....and there are literally 100000 other examples of you being an unconscionable homer.....but yet you would put your foot down for bryce harper. ok.

i dont blee dat

[ice grillin you]

there just isnt a chance in hell that if harper were drafted by the phils j would be making every excuse in the book right now as to why hes not a hatable guy...not sure why you are even continuing this

[smeags]

not sure why you are even continuing this

really ?

[phattymatty]

harper is a douche but why is anyone mad at him for getting his GED?

[MDS]

not sure why you are even continuing this

really ?

yea come on...have you been here?