Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

Started by MDS, April 05, 2015, 12:11:46 PM

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ice grillin you

#510
May 06, 2015, 09:52:25 AM
elias: only four players in the last 50 years hit .115 or lower in their first 100 plate appearances and finished the season above .200

grit is at .103 thru 99 pa
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

#511
May 06, 2015, 09:59:06 AM
oh and if anyone cares.....

kevin kouzmanoff - 2007, royce clayton - 2001, don wert - 1969, mike epstein, 1968
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

smeags

#512
May 06, 2015, 10:08:07 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 06, 2015, 09:59:06 AM
oh and if anyone cares.....

kevin kouzmanoff - 2007, royce clayton - 2001, don wert - 1969, mike epstein, 1968

chase utley - 2015 .... right jay ?
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

PhillyPhreak54

#513
May 06, 2015, 10:30:09 AM
Sure why not?

MDS

#514
May 06, 2015, 11:52:07 AM
why cant they win 80?

why cant the eagles win the super bowl?

why wont hinkies plan work?

everything's coming up philly!
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

#515
May 08, 2015, 05:56:57 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on May 05, 2015, 10:43:50 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 05, 2015, 06:56:02 PM
.082....league average is .293....holy shtein

Is there a funnier/sadder stat than Utley leading this team in RBIs right now?

QuoteUtley, 36, has not doubled in 87 at-bats. He had 10 through the same number of at-bats last season, when he was an all-star for the sixth time. He is hitless in 15 at-bats since his home run Friday in Miami. Despite his struggles, Utley's 14 RBIs still led the Phillies going into Tuesday.

It's so sad it's funny.  Unreal. 
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

MDS

#516
May 08, 2015, 07:44:40 PM
utley down to .102!

how lowwwwwwwwwwwwwww will it go?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

#517
May 08, 2015, 07:53:58 PM
oooo baby its now at .101

we're getting under the utley line tonight folks
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Geowhizzer

#518
May 08, 2015, 10:18:34 PM
Ends the night at .099.  That's gritty.

ice grillin you

#519
May 08, 2015, 11:57:46 PM
beat harvey.........................80!!!!
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

#520
May 09, 2015, 03:52:57 AM
Did it hurt to see them win tonight?

ice grillin you

#521
May 10, 2015, 03:16:29 PM
billingsly is the hindenberg
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

#522
May 10, 2015, 03:32:24 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 10, 2015, 03:16:29 PM
billingsly is the hindenberg

Fits right in with this team.

Don Ho

#523
May 10, 2015, 07:42:28 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 10, 2015, 03:16:29 PM
billingsly is the hindenberg

:-D  LOL!  "The horror!" sure does sum it up.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

MDS

#524
May 11, 2015, 07:19:13 PM
in lieu of talking about this worthless used tampon of a team (80?!?) im just gonna post youtube videos from when they were good

first up is one of my favorite, albeit random comebacks from the glory days. i remember joe torre's corpse leaving his pitcher out to dry in the 8th too long...but this was classic phillies. big hits from AAAA players like francisco and valdez. werth doing werth thing. they just owned this POS dodgers team and that shook donkey jon broxton.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MJKdHIbAk
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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