Holy Crap, They Suck: Phillies 2015

Rome · April 22, 2015, 10:05:03 PM

Big talk from someone who was named after Mike Maddux.

phattymatty · April 22, 2015, 10:09:47 PM

i know two awful people from high school that named their kid chase.

BigEd76 · April 22, 2015, 11:36:52 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 22, 2015, 09:37:27 PM
Herrera makes a mistake now. Drops the ball and bases clear

farging ridiculous

Outta the inning if Utley catches the simple toss from Galvis for the force

Would've been a 1-2-3 inning if a-hole home plate ump called the 0-2 strike on Ichiro

farg it, here's that Odubel play again
http://m.marlins.mlb.com/mia/video/v84681283/miaphi-three-runs-score-on-herreras-miscue

MDS · April 22, 2015, 11:52:17 PM

marlolon byrd is hitting .115

ben lively with 6 shutout innings tonight

lets hear it for the legend roooooooooooooooob

ice grillin you · April 23, 2015, 07:51:17 AM

Half the phils lineup is hitting under .200

MDS · April 23, 2015, 10:21:08 AM

the phillies are of course awful in every sense of the word, but the lineup they are going with today goes well beyond the point of abomination

herrera-revere-asche-francore-rough-hernandez-rupp-blanco-mcgowan

why not just forfeit and save time?

SunMo · April 23, 2015, 10:25:04 AM

this is the team with the 8th biggest payroll in baseball at $143M

at least the 90's early 2000's teams had shtein payroll and you knew what you were getting.

Rome · April 23, 2015, 12:49:52 PM

I said that a few pages back. At least we had Rolen playing every night and Schilling once a week.

smeags · April 23, 2015, 02:07:32 PM

yeah but CBP alone makes it worth the trip to a game.

wait, no it doesn't.

MDS · April 23, 2015, 02:16:58 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 05, 2015, 07:38:53 PM
I like that he started it in such a loud and look at me way so he can enjoy it when the Phils aren't as bad as he thinks they'll be

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 05, 2015, 08:44:33 PM
80 wins, pal.

lets just keep referring back to these gems all year

Rome · April 23, 2015, 02:58:03 PM

The starting lineup today had a combined average of .219.

Two. Nineteen.

ROOB.

ice grillin you · April 23, 2015, 03:00:57 PM

Quote from: Rome on April 23, 2015, 02:58:03 PM
The starting lineup today had a combined average of .219.

Two. Nineteen.

ROOB.

add in Dustin McGowen starting and you get free money

Don Ho · April 23, 2015, 03:52:31 PM

It's not that bad. It's worse. 80?

Just showed a bunch of kids in the crowd whooping it up. Probably the one time in their life they wished they were back in school. Algebra pop quiz > CBP shtein Show

Don Ho · April 24, 2015, 04:13:48 PM

QuoteThe announced crowd of 17,097 that came to see the two worst teams in the NL East on a chilly day was the smallest in the 11-year history of Citizens Bank Park.

17K my ass. More like 10,000 showed up.

Don Ho · April 25, 2015, 05:24:53 AM

QuoteIn fact, Papelbon wants out. He thinks he can help a contending team win a championship, and said he will be disappointed if the Phillies are unable to move him this season.

"Yeah, I will be," Papelbon said in an interview with CSNPhilly.com Phillies Insider Jim Salisbury. "If we continue to lose.

Papsmear, look in the mirror and repeat "I'm not good enough, I'm not smart enough and doggone it, people don't like me".