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I want pain. Like AJ Brown catches a pass and rakes his cleat over Diggs forehead and Mailatta picks Parsons up and choke slams him like the Undertaker throwing Mck Foley through a steel cage.
This is gonna be a tough one. Their defense has been super aggressive. Hurts' mobility is going to come into play big time. And the OL has to be healthy and on point. Because with the pressure they bring if protection holds and the Eagles burn them then it'll slow that shtein up.
Dak probably won't play. That's too bad. Rush has been playing mistake free. Gannon better have a good game plan and for gods sakes the tackling has to be better.
Opens as -5.5 Eagles
They're absolutely dropping this game.
small chance but a chance the phillies play at the same time
can you imagine
Anyone else going tomorrow night?
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on October 15, 2022, 11:51:21 AM
Anyone else going tomorrow night?
i sold weeks ago and now really regret it...did not figure the phillies were going to do the thing
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on October 15, 2022, 11:51:21 AM
Anyone else going tomorrow night?
I dreamed last night that I was going, and worse, this post was part of the dream and I replied to it saying I'd be there.
Dio, I'm worried about you.
You're worried about me? WTF are you doing awake right now? Isnt' it like 3 a.m. in paradise?
Quote from: Diomedes on October 16, 2022, 07:16:16 AM
Quote from: Hurts_Defense_Superbowl on October 15, 2022, 11:51:21 AM
Anyone else going tomorrow night?
I dreamed last night that I was going, and worse, this post was part of the dream and I replied to it saying I'd be there.
Based off this I'd invite you if I had an extra
LETS GOOOOOO
27-10 win
I really don't want to see some 90 yard TD bullshtein here.
They're cowards for not going for it on 4th and a foot.
The minute that ball left his hand and his weight was all on his back foot of course AJ Brown is wide open and he misses him
I was going to rip Davis there but Jesus Christ he was being blocked by the center and with one hand occupying the center and half his bodyweight going that way he still managed to use his other hand to hold Pollard up pretty damn impressive
cooper rush stinks
can jalen hurts do something? if so they win
If Miles Sanders learns to run north to south they can win
They'll probably need a defensive TD to win.
Even tipped he should've caught that ball hopefully that's the one obligatory drop he has this game
I am 1% less nervous about this game than I was previously.
I cannot believe they're doing these in game interviews leave the farging coaches alone for god sake
Well, good to know the run game works just fine.
Surgical 15 play drive.
Turnover time for Cooper Rush
Let's go defense!
Well that turnover was a little sooner than expected, but sure.
Nice drive. Keep it going!
Hahahahahahah
Yessssss
I didn't think there was one person on this board that was negative about the Bradberry signing earlier this year. Thank you Jesus!
Multiple successful running plays gets me to half mast.
I'm absolutely loving all these missed tackles by Dallas.
which was more improbable, that Mailata could become a bonafide starting LT in the the NFL, or that Hurts could become a bonafide starting QB in the NFL?
nevermind that both seem to be solid dudes
I take a drink every time Mailata is the first to pick up a player
I'm DRUNK
Quote from: Diomedes on October 16, 2022, 09:08:05 PM
which was more improbable, that Mailata could become a bonafide starting LT in the the NFL, or that Hurts could become a bonafide starting QB in the NFL?
Absolutely the guy that had never seen, let alone played, an American football game before becoming a professional player.
The Eagles have LBs now? Edwards just smacked him.
Oh yeah, this is the Cooper Rush farewell tour.
This has the makings of an historic ass whoopin'.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 16, 2022, 09:11:38 PM
This has the makings of an historic ass whoopin'.
Sometimes I watch that one Washington game with Vick and Jackson just for the hell of it.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 16, 2022, 09:12:14 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 16, 2022, 09:11:38 PM
This has the makings of an historic ass whoopin'.
Sometimes I watch that one Washington game with Vick and Jackson just for the hell of it.
You, too?
Well that was a dumb play, I hope it didn't cost them a FG.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 16, 2022, 09:16:57 PM
Well that was a dumb play, I hope it didn't cost them a FG.
Jake Elliot says, "Pshaw."
59-28
MNF
5's Racists contract night at home
Jordan Davis has arrived the ultimate compliment man he's getting double teamed
Oh yeah, this one's over.
Big Play!
Or as Collinsworth calls him "bigger play"
Who did Slay give that ball to?
Hurts gonna farg around and complete a couple passes just to remind them he can.
Domination
Keep the pedal down
Eh, it was worth a shot to see if they could draw another penalty.
Well that was suboptimal. I hope Rush has another pick in him.
How is that farging hold on number 24 from the Cowboys
Collinsworth got his jar of Vaseline out hoping this is good
These passes are just floating out there. How has this guy not been picked off a billion times this season?
Not Lane
Every single one of them has been or is hurt
Driscoll to play RT
farg
Sounds like he has a concussion
Unfortunately, the second half Eagles are here.
And now CJGJ is hurt. Immediate pain.
Nope not a torn bicep.
This will be a nice game to shake off that second half lack of scoring offensive philosophy
It's just Gannon being Gannon. Holding them to three on that last first half Cowboys series is going to turn out to be huge
Suddenly the tackling is piss ass poor
I'm nauseous
They're gonna blow this
Shameful run defense after that first half.
Never good to see K'Von out there.
Time to stop farging around and play some actual offense.
You can't count on Dallas to penalize their way to a loss the entire night.
This is going to get really ugly really fast they have no answer to the Cowboys defense and Gannon is a complete farging buffoon
lotta bitches in here
Buckle up.
Their STs farging suck
Driscoll is a god damn matador
Does Sirianni bring in hookers and blow at halftime? Why do they look so atrocious in Q3?
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 16, 2022, 10:26:12 PM
Does Sirianni bring in hookers and blow at halftime? Why do they look so atrocious in Q3?
8 balls for everyone!!
Sad thing is this team is so easy to figure out and adjust to at halftime everybody's done it and now it's really rearing its ugly head to the national TV audience
The most predictable thing in the world, everyone gets Three Stooges stuffed up the middle and Zeke walks outside.
If the NBC crew can figure out the Eagles weaknesses in the middle of the field on defense you don't think these NFL staffs who do this for a living 24/7 365 can't figure it out? It's like giving the kid the key to the candy store.
little johnny gannon is getting his lunch stolen
Little Johnny Gannon is a piece of shtein and shouldn't be coaching in the NFL
A makeup call for the missed first down, I guess.
Oh my God how did they Mr. illegal block these fargers are as bad as the umpires in major league baseball
Tirico doing a better job at spotting the penalties than the refs.
It's simply amazing how they forgot how to tackle in the second half.
Hey Fletcher did you get the memo that there's a game today?
What the hell is all these weak arm tackle attempts?
You can call all of us little bitches but how in the farg can you not be appalled after that third quarter on both sides of the ball? complete farging embarrassment!
This is farging brutal.
Absolutely horrendous
Pathetic.
CJGJ gets paid to play football? So the third string TE makes him look like my dead grandmother on ice skates
Quote from: Don Ho on October 16, 2022, 10:42:58 PM
CJGJ gets paid to play football? So the third string TE makes him look like my dead grandmother on ice skates
To be fair, your dead grandmother isn't all hopped up on painkillers.
18 play 93 yard drive
farging Gannon is trash
Run run run
Bootleg
And it's all working
WHERE IS THE PRESSURE
OK, Hurts wants to be a franchise QB? Take control here.
I like these good runs, but I'm dreading a fumble.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 16, 2022, 10:44:22 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on October 16, 2022, 10:42:58 PM
CJGJ gets paid to play football? So the third string TE makes him look like my dead grandmother on ice skates
To be fair, your dead grandmother isn't all hopped up on painkillers.
She did like her Budweiser in a can
Jesus Christ who isn't hurt on the Eagles
Okay, maybe there's something to this whole "Jalen Hurts does 600lb squats" thing.
Fourth quarter Eagles are here, get farged Dallas.
Great response drive
They got cute on the conversion when they didn't need to.
Beautiful drive
What a zesty farging call that was
That was a pretty god-awful play call on the two point conversion
Great job, the Cowboys unsportsmanlike cost the Eagles a point.
Time for the defense to sack up. Let's drain the drama out of this game please.
farging hell
At least the offense has some kind of an excuse to when you're missing several key O linemen against this incredible defense but other than not being able to tackle, terrible defensive coach and terrible coverage in the middle of the field what's the excuse for this defense?
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 16, 2022, 10:56:58 PM
Great job, the Cowboys unsportsmanlike cost the Eagles a point.
:-D :-D :-D
Cooooooop!
I'm not religious but suddenly I believe in the football gods
Oh please go farg yourself Cooper rush you will twat
And Collinsworth while you're at it go farg yourself
Kelce's got too many low snaps.
Kelce, you ignorant slut.
Well that kind of summed up tonight's game ion a nutshell
So possible field goal position to seal this to giving Dallas the ball back with two timeouts and the two minute warning
I hope the Eagles get to test themselves against a good team soon, like the Giants or the Jets.
Coop gonna toss up some more INT opportunities here
Damn that's the fastest I've seen Fletcher move in three years
Quote from: Don Ho on October 16, 2022, 11:16:19 PM
Damn that's the fastest I've seen Fletcher move in three years
Must have seen someone's wife on the sideline.
That could've been one of the all-time greatest eagles defensive plays had they secured that interception
This game is the football equivalent of a ruined orgasm.
Whoa a long FG attempt against the Eagles actually missed. This truly is a strange Philly sports weekend.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 16, 2022, 11:19:46 PM
This game is the football equivalent of a ruined orgasm.
Exactly great foreplay but failure to launch
farg off cowboys
I mean I'm still holding my breath but they keep winning.
Well, Hurts completed 15 passes for 155 yards and 2 TDs. This defense isn't exactly the 2000 Ravens, but they're good enough for Hurts to game manage his way into a super bowl.
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 16, 2022, 11:23:16 PM
farg off cowboys
Always feels good to say that! I'm sure their fan base hates us but we hate them even more
cooper rush blows....going to be a very different game later in the year in dallas when dak is there. would help to have lane for that.
their schedule coming up is woooooof. could really stack some dubs now
14-3 not only seems like a real possibility, but a conservative estimate.
yikes....you 'posed to be the sober one
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 16, 2022, 11:19:53 PM
Whoa a long FG attempt against the Eagles actually missed. This truly is a strange Philly sports weekend.
Haha I said the same thing.
Perfect weekend
The only good teams left on the schedule at the Giants twice and Dallas. The NFL is kinda ass this year outside of four teams.
Quote from: MDS on October 16, 2022, 11:28:51 PM
cooper rush blows....going to be a very different game later in the year in dallas when dak is there. would help to have lane for that.
their schedule coming up is woooooof. could really stack some dubs now
If they take care of biz this shtein is wrapped up by Christmas Eve and they don't need the game.
So when is the first L?
PIT outta the bye? The Steelers stop the undefeated run like in 04?
Or do they make the run...
Aaron Rogers might be able to will his way to a win, somehow, but I can't see them losing to Steelers, Texans, Colts, or Washington without some major injuries.
I'm going to bed
If you've still got the pompoms in hand tomorrow, I'm going to be very confused.
Don't get me wrong, I'm expecting the wheels to come off any moment now, but it keeps not happening.
@indy
the colts arent good but they arent abysmal and somehow already beat kc
the next 3...pit, hou, dc. those are gonna be tough to lose. theyre really gonna have to try to gag those away.
https://twitter.com/joel9one/status/1581843377212952576 46&t=SU-sG7cI5L8qmxXOu66wtg
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 16, 2022, 11:37:00 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 16, 2022, 11:19:53 PM
Whoa a long FG attempt against the Eagles actually missed. This truly is a strange Philly sports weekend.
Haha I said the same thing.
Perfect weekend
Ha ha too funny, I think we've all been hanging around each other too long on this board! Said almost the exact same thing to my son.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 16, 2022, 11:41:29 PM
Aaron Rogers might be able to will his way to a win, somehow, but I can't see them losing to Steelers, Texans, Colts, or Washington without some major injuries.
Or this coaching. Been very fortunate they've had these nice first half cushions becasue these thrid quarer meltdowns are puzzling. Last night was infuriating.
I think Colts is the game that will bite them in the ass.
And WTF with not playing the Giants until 12/11?
Insane night...atmosphere was next level. Dallas is the 2nd best team in the nfc. Didn't think the Eagles could get away with the take a lead and sit back approach with them but it worked. Biggest thing is Sirriani stuck with the running the ball. They just ran Sanders down their throat. Just watched the replay the Dallas comeback was a million times worse live. Didn't get home till almost 2am and I only live 35 minutes from the stadium. 6-0! Go Birds 🦅
lol
https://twitter.com/CrossingBroad/status/1582019422004613120 20&t=2RDU17hLA2lnHhOuFG0ziA
Woke up at 4:00 AM to watch the full replay. I think people were still buzzing from Saturday because the place was roaring almost to the point of hysteria.
It's hard to fault a 6-0 team but going up 20 only to allow them to close within 3 is really troubling.
It's a tough deal for young coaches to know when to neck boot another team, but Sirianni and group need to find it fast.
Also - loved the pound the rock thing too even though that's a completely contrary viewpoint to what I just posted.
I don't know... still completely wiped from this weekend. God it was fun being home again.
You must be on cloud nine Rome! Premier League Fan Fest, Phillies hysteria, Birds/Dallas. My God I am jealous. Get some rest brother.
QuoteCowboys LB Micah Parsons was fined $10,609 for unsportsmanlike conduct – flexing over and talking to TE Dallas Goedert during last week's loss to the Eagles.
Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs was fined $9,577 for unsportsmanlike conduct – taking off his helmet after a late Eagles TD.