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Title: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2016, 12:07:28 AM
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/ben-roethlisberger-drunk1.jpg)
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 20, 2016, 12:36:03 AM
Antonio Brown triple coverage?

If they stand a chance they need to really control the clock. Saw a report that the china doll Mathews was getting his hand looked at so if he can't go it's the Barner, Smallwood and Sproles show. OL needs to stop the goddamn stupid penalties. Oh and Kelce? Maybe he will block someone for the first time in two years.

Defense needs to be on Ben like he jumps on them coeds in bathrooms.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 20, 2016, 01:17:42 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 20, 2016, 12:36:03 AM
Antonio Brown triple coverage?

If they stand a chance they need to really control the clock.
They don't stand a chance. Especially if they triple cover Antonio Brown with their patented blanket triangle where all 3 DBs surround the receiver and stay exactly 6 yards off in each direction.   
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2016, 01:33:18 AM
lol @ patented
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 20, 2016, 01:53:29 AM
I think they filed for a similar quadruple coverage patent.

It is funny but my very first Eagles memory was them playing against the Bears and it was exactly that - 4 Eagles defenders running with the WR on a long bomb and it dropped right into the receivers hands. I think it was the first time I ever formulated the WTF?! thought. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2016, 10:38:25 AM
I don't really see how they prevent Brown from getting Tecmo Bowl numbers, but I'm curious to see how the Eagles look against the run. I think they've done a good job with it until now, but every week I've seen Williams play these last couple of seasons, he gashes defenses and looks like an amazing starter instead of a backup. The defense would impress me if they can at least clamp that part of the Steelers attack down.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2016, 11:39:21 AM
jeffrey really only had the 1 big play on them, but part of that was because cutler was horrible. they wont get that with ben.

i dont see them winning the game. feels like 31-20, but who knows maybe jimmy schwartz can scheme em up
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Let's all continue to publicly say how bad the Eagles are going to get spanked, while secretly expecting the Eagles to whip these guys. Seems to be working.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: smeags on September 20, 2016, 11:52:13 AM
others have said it and its true, this week is about what the defense can do against the steelers' offense more than anything.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hunt on September 20, 2016, 12:07:02 PM
i never realized how despicable steelers' fans were until facebook gained popularity...now i f'n despise them & their rapist qb. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: smeags on September 20, 2016, 12:24:49 PM
try living in a pocket of them.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hbionic on September 20, 2016, 02:05:13 PM
Quote from: smeags on September 20, 2016, 12:24:49 PM
try living in a pocket of them.

How tiny are you smeags? I hope its a least a shirt pocket, so you get a view.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 20, 2016, 02:29:27 PM
They are definitely a strange bunch. No matter how much success they have, they can only feel good if they're crapping on other fans. Even more so than the cockroaches.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: smeags on September 20, 2016, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: hbionic on September 20, 2016, 02:05:13 PM
Quote from: smeags on September 20, 2016, 12:24:49 PM
try living in a pocket of them.

How tiny are you smeags? I hope its a least a shirt pocket, so you get a view.

:paranoid
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: BigEd76 on September 20, 2016, 05:40:48 PM
got Nantz/Simms, but the game isn't as national as other 4:25 games

(http://www.506sports.com/2016/03-CBS-L-P.png)
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2016, 07:42:11 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on September 20, 2016, 02:29:27 PM
They are definitely a strange bunch. No matter how much success they have, they can only feel good if they're crapping on other fans. Even more so than the cockroaches.

It's a real low information fanbase, spoiled by decades of success. I lived in the Pitt for a decade, and for living in such a shteinhole it's amazing how little they know or care about life or sports outside da burgh. Aaron Hernandez can be killing dudes and the only NFL news they are interested in is how "Hines" is doing on Dancing with the Stars.

I understood being harassed while wearing my Flyers gear, but I had yinzers twice my size trying to start physical fights with me for wearing a Westbrook jersey to farging preseason games. Deep down they must know their area sucks because they are super defensive and insecure about everything.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Diomedes on September 20, 2016, 07:53:17 PM
They sound like Russians in that regard.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: General_Failure on September 20, 2016, 09:41:00 PM
They put cole slaw on sandwiches. They're really no better than animals.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Rome on September 20, 2016, 09:54:14 PM
they also put French fries on them so they're not all bad.  like 99.99999%, but not a full hundy. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 21, 2016, 09:55:38 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2016, 07:42:11 PMDeep down they must know their area sucks because they are super defensive and insecure about everything.

That's pretty much my take. They think their city plays second fiddle to Philadelphia, so they feel like they are somehow slighted...and they're subconsciously trying to compensate.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 21, 2016, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on September 21, 2016, 09:55:38 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2016, 07:42:11 PMDeep down they must know their area sucks because they are super defensive and insecure about everything.

That's pretty much my take. They think their city plays second fiddle to Philadelphia, so they feel like they are somehow slighted...and they're subconsciously trying to compensate.

That sounds eerily familiar. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: smeags on September 21, 2016, 01:56:36 PM
*cough*NYC envy*cough*
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hunt on September 21, 2016, 02:43:27 PM
the second fiddle syndrome is there...and definitely the low information fanbase factor.  i know more about the steelers than most steelers' fans i know.
but they're really good at counting lombardi trophies.  :(
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 22, 2016, 08:01:58 AM
One of my favorite things to do when confronted by a dumbass stiller fan: ask them to name three players on the team not named Roethlisberger.

Most times, there's a pause, and something along the lines of "O'Doyle rules!"
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 22, 2016, 08:03:58 AM
Quote from: smeags on September 21, 2016, 01:56:36 PM
*cough*NYC envy*cough*

I don't doubt that Philadelpha has a New York wannabe complex. But it's a different vibe than what comes out of Yinzerburgh.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: smeags on September 22, 2016, 08:31:27 AM
oh no doubt.

I am kind of lucky that my next door neighbors, who are diehard steelers fans (moved to the area in the 70's), are philly people. they also know the team and the game. a break from the norm around me.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 23, 2016, 11:17:52 AM
Out:
Ertz
McKelvin
Seumalo
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: ice grillin you on September 24, 2016, 04:02:09 AM
stealing this from sportsnation cause its a really good bet idea...

more likely for wentz sunday

2+int

or 2+td

they didnt give a line but i think it should be int +105 and td -105
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 24, 2016, 04:46:47 PM
Quit messing with Pittsburgh.  Flashdance was a great movie, albeit most of you weren't born but Jennifer Beals man, c'mon.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 03:25:03 PM
Treggs
Andrews
Ertz
Seumalo
Vaitai
Gordon
McKelvin

Inactives
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 04:27:20 PM
farg it's Phil Simms

I should have realized.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 04:34:21 PM
Bennie!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 05:03:23 PM
Booooom!

Wentz! MVP!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Munson on September 25, 2016, 05:05:24 PM
Looks good again. Please let this be real.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 05:06:09 PM
I've been trying not to get too excited about Wentz because it's only been 2.25 games, but he's gotta be legit. He makes bums like Jordan Matthews look better.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2016, 05:08:15 PM
How long do I hold my breath on this team before allowing myself to believe? 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 05:10:12 PM
What is it about this team that causes them to injure the farg out of every opponent they play?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 05:26:23 PM
Love what I'm seeing!  TD would have been nice but impressed they're going punch to punch with Pittsburgh. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 05:27:26 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 05:10:12 PM
What is it about this team that causes them to injure the farg out of every opponent they play?

Like to see the rapist get bitch slapped here
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2016, 05:32:06 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 25, 2016, 05:08:15 PM
How long do I hold my breath on this team before allowing myself to believe? 

Don't ever let your guard down, that's when they'll rip your heart out again.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 05:34:05 PM
Well Johnson is about to get a 10 game vacation for being a stupid farg

So let's see how the OL works with Barbre and Wisniewski
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 05:36:32 PM
You don't get it, Phreak: Wentz doesn't need an o-line.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 05:38:52 PM
Catch the ball!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 05:39:42 PM
Wtf you midget?  Stay in bounds you dwarf!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 05:40:06 PM
That would have been a stupid catch...he would have been hit immediately inbounds
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 05:41:49 PM
I also hate the early bye next week

Throws off the momentum
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 05:50:19 PM
Timmons had to be taken to a hospital for his shin injury
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 05:55:19 PM
quite the ouwie
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 05:59:00 PM
Wowowowowow!!!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2016, 06:00:23 PM
Oh god, call an ambulance I'm too hard.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:03:36 PM
Holy shtein!  I'm still jumping up and down!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 06:03:48 PM
Odds that igy smiled and clapped on that?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:05:35 PM
0% because that was all Wentz
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:05:49 PM
He practically ran it in for Sproles.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:09:39 PM
Intercept the god damn ball!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:10:21 PM
Stupid farg!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 06:12:06 PM
Malcolm Jenkins is so good
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:17:34 PM
Tom fargikg Selleck!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:18:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 06:12:06 PM
Malcolm Jenkins is so good

How true!  Better every week
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:19:43 PM
I might like Smallwood too
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:19:59 PM
Nevermind
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:20:49 PM
Ok...I like him again
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:20:57 PM
Unbelievable.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 06:21:13 PM
Asssss kicking baby!!

farg yeah
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
This was totally unexpected.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 06:21:38 PM
This is like 2004 except the Eagles are the ones like driving the Steelers
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
This was totally unexpected.
Earlier today I was actually thinking about 27-3 Eagles in the 3rd Q
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:25:18 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
This was totally unexpected.
Earlier today I was actually thinking about 27-3 Eagles in the 3rd Q

I assume this was shortly after you hit some LSD.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:27:16 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:25:18 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
This was totally unexpected.
Earlier today I was actually thinking about 27-3 Eagles in the 3rd Q

I assume this was shortly after you hit some LSD.
Nah, actually I was just lying
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 06:30:23 PM
Fapfapfapfap
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:30:32 PM
This defensive line is even better than I was hoping. Schwartz is magic, but we should spell it Schwarz in honor of me.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:30:35 PM
Schwartz has this defense farging ballin.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Munson on September 25, 2016, 06:30:59 PM
Brace yourself....Wentz mania nationwide is coming.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
This was totally unexpected.
Earlier today I was actually thinking about 27-3 Eagles in the 3rd Q

5th bottle of Merlot this morning?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2016, 06:33:08 PM
Boy is it gonna suck when we find out this game was only played in an autistic kid's snowglobe.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:33:24 PM
Roughing?  Ok
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:35:15 PM
Not surprised at all that they've been able to throw on the Steelers, but the run game has been legit.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: SD on September 25, 2016, 06:36:04 PM
Speechless
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 06:36:59 PM
The run game was pretty dead early, but now that the Steelers are worn down and respecting the pass, it's game on.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:37:23 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:32:44 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 06:23:43 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
This was totally unexpected.
Earlier today I was actually thinking about 27-3 Eagles in the 3rd Q

5th bottle of Merlot this morning?
Decoy
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on September 25, 2016, 06:38:42 PM
That was a perfect throw to DGB deep
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:40:12 PM
Ben is so rattled that he can't throw anymore....this is farging great
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Rome on September 25, 2016, 06:41:15 PM
This is happening, right?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:44:14 PM
No...GF already pointed out we're in an autistic kids snow globe. I don't know why GF gave the kid autism, but I guess it's better than the AIDS
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:45:52 PM
farg you CBS! 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:44:14 PM
No...GF already pointed out we're in an autistic kids snow globe. I don't know why GF gave the kid autism, but I guess it's better than the AIDS

I just wanted someone to talk about trains with me.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Don Ho on September 25, 2016, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 25, 2016, 06:44:14 PM
No...GF already pointed out we're in an autistic kids snow globe. I don't know why GF gave the kid autism, but I guess it's better than the AIDS

POTY!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 07:24:59 PM
For anyone else having this problem right now: How to treat a priapism (http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/diagnosis-treatment/treatment/txc-20209083)
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2016, 07:27:44 PM
Lolol QB
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 07:24:59 PM
For anyone else having this problem right now: How to treat a priapism (http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/diagnosis-treatment/treatment/txc-20209083)

QuoteThis treatment usually begins with a combination of draining blood from the penis and using medications.

Excess blood is drained from your penis using a small needle and syringe (aspiration).

I'll just deal with the boner, mkay thnx.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 07:44:40 PM
You can also treat it by watching the replay of the Phillies game on MLB.tv
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 07:45:39 PM
QuoteThe Steelers' 34-3 loss was their largest loss since a 41-10 loss to the Bengals in 1989.  Their streak of 305 straight games without trailing by at least 30 points was the longest streak in NFL history (per the Elias Sports Bureau).
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 25, 2016, 07:46:29 PM
Holy farging Moses, was that fun to watch. 
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 07:44:40 PM
You can also treat it by watching the replay of the Phillies game on MLB.tv

How is that a better option?
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Eagaholic on September 25, 2016, 07:52:26 PM
lol
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Zanshin on September 25, 2016, 08:49:55 PM
Such a better season so far than I envisioned. Pleasant surprises are the best.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Rome on September 25, 2016, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2016, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 07:44:40 PM
You can also treat it by watching the replay of the Phillies game on MLB.tv

How is that a better option?

Ha.  Yep, give me the dick needle option over that, thanks.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2016, 09:44:13 PM
Rewatching some highlights and of course that big ol' boy Fletcher Cox is there play after play smashing through that O-line like a wrecking ball, moving guys around, disrupting everything the Steelers are trying to do. Guy is just so farging reliable, earning that fat paycheck every day.

Feels like this defense is getting its identity back. It's been a long time.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2016, 10:18:21 PM
guys

theyre good. theyre really good. its happening.

is this happening?

in reality this was the most fun ive had at a game in a while. all aboard the wentz wagon.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Diomedes on September 26, 2016, 06:22:11 AM
Quote from: the innertubesDarren Sproles had the Eagles longest TD reception since Herschel Walker and passed Herschel Walker on the list of all-time NFL all-purpose yards ... on the same play.

Carson Wentz is the 1st player in NFL history with 100+ attempts, 60+ completions, 5+ TDs & 0 INTs in his 1st 3 career games

Through the first 3 games, the eagles currently have the most points scored in the league (92) and the least points against (27)
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: smeags on September 26, 2016, 07:46:06 AM
so, that happened.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hbionic on September 26, 2016, 07:12:00 PM
We all somehow fell into the bizarro world we all knew existed...where good things happen for the Eagles and their fans. I wonder if the universe knows it messed up yet.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: General_Failure on September 26, 2016, 08:01:16 PM
Somewhere people are reading newspapers with a giant picture of Die-Hard patting a Giants fan on the back.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hbionic on September 26, 2016, 08:55:11 PM
Where Tom Hutton has a statute in Philly somewhere and his nickname is "clutch".
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2016, 09:01:11 PM
I'm impressed you know/remember Tommy Hutton!
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: hbionic on September 26, 2016, 09:06:01 PM
I'm insulted.
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 26, 2016, 09:06:58 PM
lolol

Still love ya buddy
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Tomahawk on September 27, 2016, 12:28:48 AM
Hbionic has always had a reverse boner for Hutton
Title: Re: Week 3 - Steelers: Go Back to Pennsyltucky You Dirty Yinzers
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 27, 2016, 08:53:04 AM
Quote from: hbionic on September 26, 2016, 07:12:00 PM
We all somehow fell into the bizarro world we all knew existed...where good things happen for the Eagles and their fans. I wonder if the universe knows it messed up yet.

You're a Philadelphia fan...you know that other shoe is gonna drop sooner or later.