You wish!
farg off
I chuckled.
Haha, that was good
This is def a thread that would have worked much better pre social media era
Got me for sec because I hadn't been on twitter for an hour or so.
farg off!!
Deport?
Draw and quarter
i hope jeff garcia finds you and violates you.
So does he.
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 18, 2015, 04:18:42 PM
This is def a thread that would have worked much better pre social media era
No, this thread would/will never work.
jehovah timmy is here.
Tebow, Bradford & Mariota. I like the sound of it. I think that was the firm that represented my first wife. farging flight attendants.
I'd like to hear the sounds of all of you screeching while being dipped in hydrochloric acid.
Slowly.
Have to admit, I'm pretty surprised no one tried to sell this as a stupid April Fool's Day bullshtein signing. This place is either maturing of just getting lazy.
A more appropriate signing would be Bob Sanders.
Quote from: Zanshin on April 01, 2015, 01:59:28 PM
Have to admit, I'm pretty surprised no one tried to sell this as a stupid April Fool's Day bullshtein signing. This place is either maturing of just getting lazy.
Lazy. We're getting lazy. No way any of us are capable of maturing.
I stayed away from the internet for the most part today.
I'd like to say it was will power but it's not. Work was busy.
Well sonofabitch
Quote@JayGlazer: Scoopage: The Eagles are plannng to bring in Tim Tebow and sign him tomorrow as they begin their offseason program FOX SPORTS has learned
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chip is officially a clown show
Jesus Christ
Quote from: QB Eagles on April 19, 2015, 06:48:23 PM
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lol
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Quote from: QB Eagles on April 19, 2015, 06:48:23 PM
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:-D :-D :-D
This is funny. I live in a building in Philadelphia. When my GF and I were pulling back in from Flight market. Matt Barkley who lives in the building was getting in a rental car. I hadn't seen him since immediately after the season finished. Seemed a bit early for him to be here. Peace out Mr. Barkley.
*EaglesLegendz- my phone met an ugly death on Friday. I will be in touch.
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Quote from: Chameleon on April 19, 2015, 07:03:46 PM
This is funny. I live in a building in Philadelphia. When my GF and I were pulling back in from Flight market. Matt Barkley who lives in the building was getting in a rental car. I hadn't seen him since immediately after the season finished. Seemed a bit early for him to be here. Peace out Mr. Barkley.
*EaglesLegendz- my phone met an ugly death on Friday. I will be in touch.
hes in town for OTAs, which start tomorrow, which is why tebow is being signed
tebow is a practice body with an outside, outside shot to be the 3rd qb.
QuoteESPNStatsInfo
Last Playoff Win
Tim Tebow 2011
Mark Sanchez 2010
Eagles 2008
Sam Bradford N/A
Matt Barkley N/A
Quote from: MDS on April 19, 2015, 08:01:21 PM
Quote from: Chameleon on April 19, 2015, 07:03:46 PM
This is funny. I live in a building in Philadelphia. When my GF and I were pulling back in from Flight market. Matt Barkley who lives in the building was getting in a rental car. I hadn't seen him since immediately after the season finished. Seemed a bit early for him to be here. Peace out Mr. Barkley.
*EaglesLegendz- my phone met an ugly death on Friday. I will be in touch.
hes in town for OTAs, which start tomorrow, which is why tebow is being signed
tebow is a practice body with an outside, outside shot to be the 3rd qb.
How much would you like to bet that Matt Barkley will not be employed as an Eagle on week 1?
i highly doubt he will, he sucks and chip has all but begged someone to take him
its impossible, and quite useless, to predict who the 3rd qb will be. they might not want to waste a roster spot on one. some teams only have 2. with bradford's injury history, i wouldnt count on that. but it could be a vet, a draft pick, gj kinne, sunmo, tebow, anyone.
I love tebow....but that love comes with this
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/589933913776267264
This might just be the kick in the pants I need to stop following Philly sports teams altogether.
Quote from: Rome on April 19, 2015, 08:24:31 PM
This might just be the kick in the pants I need to stop following Philly sports teams altogether.
lol, the Phillies though
You ain't going nowhere, foo
If there's been a more stunning example of an athlete being given attention when his or her skills on the field/court/whatever didn't warrant it, it's Tim Tebow.
I can spot a phony a mile away. It's one of the gifts I was granted by my dark lord of a father. That guy is a straight up phony motherfarger and I don't want my beloved Eagles sullied by his presence.
As as big a supporter as I've been with Kelly, this move officially moves me into the fire this guy column. I would rather them never win a Super Bowl than see his face anywhere near a parade down Broad Street.
god i love me some romey
Romey is on fyyyyyyyah
Can we start out own team? We can't do any worse than this joke of a franchise.
We are truly paying for our sins on earth and this is proof.
No way anyone can take Kelly serious now, anyone meaning football GMs...and the rest of the galaxy.
Quote from: Rome on April 19, 2015, 08:32:06 PM
If there's been a more stunning example of an athlete being given attention when his or her skills on the field/court/whatever didn't warrant it, it's Tim Tebow.
I can spot a phony a mile away. It's one of the gifts I was granted by my dark lord of a father. That guy is a straight up phony motherfarger and I don't want my beloved Eagles sullied by his presence.
As as big a supporter as I've been with Kelly, this move officially moves me into the fire this guy column. I would rather them never win a Super Bowl than see his face anywhere near a parade down Broad Street.
-tebow doesnt ask for the attention
-hes a 5th string qb that in all likelihood wont make it to camp
-stop
Training camp fodder with the possibility of supplanting Barkley as third-string QB.
Bunch of nancies.
The offense is farged right now, does one more terrible quarterback even matter? Let MDS play quarterback for a week, it won't change a thing.
How embarrassing.
I'm not going to hear the end of this for the rest of my life. I'll be sixty, and my friends will remind me that the Philadelphia Eagles brought Tim Tebow out of unemployment.
genius chip tho
remember that time chip signed dennis dixon
Quote from: twitter hungry hungry hipposIf there is one group of people who could make Tim Tebow question the very existence of God, it's #Eagles fans. #Philly #NFL
He's not going to start at QB and probably won't even make the team.
What is going to be ridiculous is the media circus that follows him and the insane people...the ones who are blind as farg...coming out of the woodwork saying he's a QB.
I have a buddy who is a Tebow devotee. We have argued to death in the past about him and he will ignore the stats and the fact that he cannot throw and cite that one time he led the Broncos to a playoff win...
You're team is s laughing stock j
I don't care what other people say...especially fans of other teams. farg them.
And its your team too, buddy!
Quote from: MDS on April 19, 2015, 08:01:21 PM
tebow is a practice body with an outside, outside shot to be the 3rd qb.
This. Let's move on.
Would Dio wear his jersey?
Does anyone have Rome's address so we can ship him one?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 19, 2015, 10:32:45 PM
I don't care what other people say...especially fans of other teams. farg them.
pretty sure you couldn't care more about other fans....in fact most of your fandom is about opposing fans
Not true at all...I really don't care what people say about the Eagles...most of the time it is the tired Santa Claus/booing/Super Bowl shtein.
Now I do enjoy watching other teams fans meltdown and I also love the ES and Cowboy dopes being out of control idiots.
You've made approx one billion posts on this very board about media and other fans talking shtein against Philly teams...and you posted another million times sbout some co worker disparaging a team of yours
Caring about versus finding something entertaining are different things.
Do I lose sleep or my cool over other teams fans shtein talking? No.
Do I find it amusing? Yeah
wow you are a liar
Ummm...ok? If you say so.
Again...I don't care if people shtein talk the Eagles. There are more important things for me to worry about than what some mouth breathing Cowboy fan says about them.
Being amused by it is totally different.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 19, 2015, 10:35:09 PM
Would Dio wear his jersey?
Does anyone have Rome's address so we can ship him one?
Old Liberal
House What Got No Gators Flag
Jacksonville, FL 32202
That's a lousy haiku.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 19, 2015, 10:35:09 PM
Would Dio wear his jersey?
Does anyone have Rome's address so we can ship him one?
I have a trip scheduled for Machu Picchu in June. See you there. In the parking lot.
Tebow jersey atop Machu Picchu?! You're in the heavens and would be blessed!
I care so little about this move, it's almost not worth posting about.
I get that he's a polarizing figure and pretty annoying, but he's not a criminal or flat-out cancer. We're talking about the 4th QB spot, MAYBE 3rd. And Barkley is horrible. To be honest, if you ever get down to that 3rd QB, Tebow has about the right skill set...which is, go out there, make something happen and hope for the best.
Will he get more attention than he deserves. Yeah. Already is. Will he be a real distraction? I mean, after this offseason, I don't think he'll add THAT much of a spotlight. Kelly seems like an attention whore this year, anyway.
In summary, who farging cares? Well, I guess a lot of people. I'm just not one of them.
same.
if anything, it will make the preseason games more interesting to watch.
Do the Eagles face Detroit in the pre-season?
Would love to see Tebow eaten alive by Lions.
Brookover:
QuoteTwitter blew up when the news about Tebow surfaced early Sunday night. Rarely has someone accomplished so little and received so much attention, but when the talking heads at ESPN and the other 24-7 sports networks find a story they like, they will shove it down our throats over and over again regardless of the actual significance.
Hmmm... that sounds vaguely familiar.
Tebow is that rare sports figure who I hate not because of anything he does on the field. (He doesn't do anything on the field. He's awful in a laughably obvious way.) And I don't hate him for his personality. (Yes, he's a god-loving meat-headed doofus, but so is 95% of the league.) No, I hate Tebow because the rest of the god-loving meat-headed doofuses in this country love him irrationally and since that is ESPN's core audience, we have to hear about this awful, inconsequential jerkoff all of the farging time.
Plus now, in back to back offseasons, Chip has signed Buttfumble and the worst NFL quarterback since Vince Young, who, whoops, also briefly played for the Eagles. I farging hate this team right now.
Quote from: Zanshin on April 20, 2015, 09:03:57 AM
I care so little about this move, it's almost not worth posting about.
I get that he's a polarizing figure and pretty annoying, but he's not a criminal or flat-out cancer. We're talking about the 4th QB spot, MAYBE 3rd. And Barkley is horrible. To be honest, if you ever get down to that 3rd QB, Tebow has about the right skill set...which is, go out there, make something happen and hope for the best.
I don't mean to alarm you, but all their quarterbacks are horrible, and one of them is injury prone. Any quarterback on the roster has a chance to start the season. Not finish it, of course, what with that sweet draft deal to move up to get that guy.
They do have an impressively dizzying array of highly-heralded, highly-drafted, highly-disappointing QB talent. Catch the fever!
That fever just put Bradford out for the season.
Maybe Tebow can lay hands on him. Maybe that's the strategy. Bring in Tebow to heal Bradford. Chip IS a genius.
Belichick couldn't get anything out of that clown but Chip will?
Please...
he's a farging camp body, will you idiots calm the farg down
Are you new here?
unfortunately, no.
Quote from: rjs246 on April 20, 2015, 10:11:17 AM
Plus now, in back to back offseasons, Chip has signed Buttfumble and the worst NFL quarterback since Vince Young, who, whoops, also briefly played for the Eagles. I farging hate this team right now.
ill be honest I don't know what QBR is but I do know the eagles now have three of the top 5 worst rated quarterbacks in the nfl since 2010 in QBR - sanchez, tebow, bradford
Quote from: SunMo on April 20, 2015, 10:28:15 AM
he's a farging camp body, will you idiots calm the farg down
Dean Wormer.
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only heathens heading to hell have an issue with this signing. :paranoid
lol
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will wear #11
How the Racists responded to the signing on Twitter:
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espn is making a big deal out of this as a ploy for ratings and tweets! quick, to the overreaction mobile!
You all still watch SportsCenter?
on weekend mornings and late at night, when i get a chance, which isnt that often these days
but enough about me. last talk about tim tebows favorite bible verses.
but seriously i know hes a thumper and he totally sucks at football but i love him
Yeah I watch SC Sunday mornings and at night when falling asleep and that's it.
Nice to see the Eagles sending out the #TebowTime alert on their app today.
Round table discussion on CNN too. Wtf?!
Who do they think they are - Vince Cellini and Fred Hickman?!
Quote from: MDS on April 20, 2015, 07:25:06 PM
but enough about me. last talk about tim tebows favorite bible verses.
Ezekiel 23:20
I don't even watch good tv, why would I waste my time watching bad television reporters try to be cool guys?
I don't think I've watch more than five minutes of SportsCenter in at least a half-decade. Just can't stand it.
Then again, I don't watch the news channels anymore, either. Too little news, too much sensationalist tabloid journalism across the board.
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 20, 2015, 04:30:08 PM
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will wear #11
I guess Huff changed?
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Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 20, 2015, 07:58:02 PM
Round table discussion on CNN too. Wtf?!
Who do they think they are - Vince Cellini and Fred Hickman?!
Vince Cellini was the man. I watched Calling all sports religiously. That was 20 years ago. Whatever happened to him
He was in the news awhile back...got arrested maybe?
Nevermind looked it up and he was fired for making fun of Steve Gleason on the radio
He's hosting on NBA TV now
Another name from CNN? Van Earl Wright.
I used to get the baseball scores on Headline News' on the 20's sports breaks.
I watch sports center all the farging time...I know for like ten years it's been the cool thing to say how much you don't watch it but I think it's for the most part great...you just have to be able to tune out the bullshtein....basically turn the station when they are doing anything Boston or over covering a zesty New York team
even the story the other day about the Boston marathon runner and the el salvadorian girl was awesome
Yeah that was a good story.
ESPN is unwatchable if you have two brain cells rubbing together. It isn't cool to say that you don't watch it. Rather it's inexplicable to explain why you would watch it. There are literally 1000s of sports news sources available to choose from, why would anyone pick the one with all of the screaming faces and terrible graphics and tired humor?
its no different than any tv station some shows are bad some are great...and in fact espn has a lot more good than bad...
if you like sports a lot its actually pretty stupid to completely write off espn
Quote from: rjs246 on April 21, 2015, 10:15:15 AM
There are literally 1000s of sports news sources available to choose from, why would anyone pick the one with all of the screaming faces and terrible graphics and tired humor?
Are you referring to :CF or ESPN here?
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Haha what the farg?
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Love the Bradford scenario! LOL!
That guy does a good comic every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. The Last couple of years he's done player cards during the draft for first round draft picks and got pissed off both years because he didn't have art done for either player the Eagles drafted.
Holy shtein!
What a wacko
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/04/some-weirdo-sent-evan-mathis-a-conspiracy-laden-email-about-tim-tebow.html
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 22, 2015, 12:33:02 PM
Holy shtein!
What a wacko
http://www.crossingbroad.com/2015/04/some-weirdo-sent-evan-mathis-a-conspiracy-laden-email-about-tim-tebow.html
100% has to be this loon that used to leave messages at the fanatic when I interned there.
The lord's QB throws like someone drove a spike thru his palm.
Romey! You are so awesome! :-D
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25157391/jay-feely-tim-tebow-was-the-single-worst-qb-i-ever-saw-lost-to-air
Truth hurts:
Quote"He thinks his system is better than everyone's and his system is gonna work and it doesn't matter if he gets rid of star players like DeSean Jackson or LeSean McCoy," Feely said. "He thinks he's smarter so he can take a guy everyone else has quit on ... and utilize him."
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I want Tim Tebow to replace KKKooper.
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 22, 2015, 11:39:25 PM
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Is that Mark Chmura?
He's gonna marry her when she turns 16.
i thought kickers were put down after their careers were over. why is jay feely still breathing ?
^^^^Exactly^^^^
Quote from: Rome on April 23, 2015, 01:19:25 PM
He's gonna marry her when she turns 16.
I thought it was pretty much a given that tebow is gay
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 24, 2015, 07:49:54 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 23, 2015, 01:19:25 PM
He's gonna marry her when she turns 16.
I thought it was pretty much a given that tebow is gay
you sound disappointed there
Doubtful Tebows gay he eats at chic fil a
not if there's a line
http://mobile.philly.com/news/opinion?wss=/philly/opinion&id=301160261
What the hell is this shtein?
No question Tebow is as gay as they come. Look at the guy. He's a male Ellen.
I don't know if he's an anything. Chances over the next 10 years of him earning a purity ring are a million times better than a superbowl ring.
according to chip....gj kinne is not a qb anymore and is trying to make the team as a wr/db special teams type of guy
so they needed an extra qb to take reps and tebow was the best guy out there
i guess?
This is what happens when you hire a bachelor coach who doesn't have any kids out of jail to throw a ball around in minicamps.
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#4 on the depth chart, but #1 in our hearts
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Quote from: MDS on May 28, 2015, 02:35:33 PM
#4 on the depth chart, but 3:16 in our hearts
Not only is Tim Tebow going to make the team, he's going to play a lot!
- Brandon Graham
Says a guy who has played a lot?
How can he be sure Tebow will get that much playing time when he's stuck behind a hemophiliac on the depth chart?
Quote from: MDS on May 28, 2015, 02:35:33 PM
#4 on the depth chart, but 3:16 in our hearts
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Quote from: General_Failure on July 30, 2015, 10:49:11 PM
How can he be sure Tebow will get that much playing time when he's stuck behind a hemophiliac on the depth chart?
Stuck behind a hemophiliac? I don't know why you have to bring sexual orientation into this.
But since you did, he is kind of dreamy
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totally guessing here but I'd put some money on graham being born again or at the very least a zealot
or maybe hes smitten like the rest of us
https://twitter.com/pep_az/status/625639573419233280
Bionic is going to rub one out when he sees that
My ass is tingling from watching that.
hbionic? (http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/tim-tebow-treated-to-dinner-by-philadelphia-eagles-fans-to-kick-off-camp-video-073115)
http://www.phillyvoice.com/collection-emails-about-tim-tebow-crazy-people/
As if we didn't know Tebowites weren't already mentally fit...
i dont agree with any of their takes but those emails are super vanilla and should never have had an article written about them...then again kempski is an attention whoring moron
I think the 2nd guy was just trolling. Might have even been Lil guy.