Well, we've been down this road before and well, Freddie was the King of the Dicks...we all know that. What can I say.
Regardless...Brent Celek has been kind enough to test the waters, so to speak. So he will come by and answer some questions. Unlike with Freddie however, this won't be a one and done thing on each thread. After Brent's response on your question, feel free to continue the conversation on there. Keep in mind, the Eagles ARE Brent's employer and this IS a public forum. If you expect him to start bashing them, it ain't happening.
I expect you all to mind your manners and behave like, well...someone older than Todd.
Consider yourself warned for the one and only time. If you don't behave, you'll be banned from posting in here again. Even when other players are here.
Thanks and have fun.
So, no dick jokes?
Probably not.
So in essence this is a Brent Celek No Hippos forum?
what about innuendo?
Quote from: SunMo on May 03, 2010, 04:17:35 PM
what about innuendo?
If he asks for a double entendre, you can give it to him.
I'm trying to think what I'd like to ask, but every question could be construed as a fleshpop joke, so I'll just say welcome.
that's a relief
I can see that we're off to a blazing start. Well done.
Joselio Hanson questions are off limits
In all seriousness...it's cool that he's willing to try this. And I don't share PG's optimism for this not being one and done. Not because I think Celek will go back on his word, but because I'm highly confident we will be awful and make it so he doesn't want to come back...ever...to Philadelphia.
phatty's post was funny (gone)
My prediction is Phreak is the first to ask the serious football questions
Quote from: SunMo on May 03, 2010, 04:20:58 PM
In all seriousness...it's cool that he's willing to try this. And I don't share PG's optimism for this not being one and done. Not because I think Celek will go back on his word, but because I'm highly confident we will be awful and make it so he doesn't want to come back...ever...to Philadelphia.
FYI, Freddie left because he was a douche and I would not leave MURP at a bar alone and leave with him and his manager. His Ask Freddie section was removed shortly thereafter.
oh, i don't doubt the douche of freddy...i just know us.
and good job on not leaving MURP, i think he's dreamy too.
also, are we supposed to start new threads for questions?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 04:22:44 PMFYI, Freddie left because he was a douche and I would not leave MURP at a bar alone and leave with him and his manager. His Ask Freddie section was removed shortly thereafter.
I still can't believe you wouldn't cheat on
MURP for :CF
Also, nice pun Stretch.
Just know I'll be quick with the delete button on here.
You are all welcome to start threads now if you want.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 04:27:00 PM
Just know I'll be quick with the delete button on here.
(http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/302/301407/zoidberg.jpg)
What have I done?!
If Brent plays football this year as well as he posts on Facebook, he's in for an outstanding year.
Dear Brent,
I feel like I can call you Brent because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I'm sure our relationship would be a real Touchdown.
SD
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
Dear Brent,
I feel like I can call you Brent because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I cant throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. Im sure our relationship would be a real Touchdown.
SD
This is a round about way of getting to a good first question.
Brent, do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? And if not, explain yourself immediately.
Start threads idiots. LOL
Love it.
Dear Brent-
Being a white tight end is fine, I guess, just don't ever act like Chris Cooley. That dude is a farging weirdo.
Yes I know that was not a question.
Love,
rjs246
just an FYI...I told him to wait a day or 2 to answer questions so you all have time to ask them.
so I can stop hitting F5 every ten seconds now?
The sooner you all ask questions, the sooner you'll see his answers. I'm not having him come by for one question (Zanshin's).
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 04:54:15 PM
so I can stop hitting F5 every ten seconds now?
Yes, but do it anyway. We don't use much of the bandwidth we're allowed each month.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 04:55:27 PM
The sooner you all ask questions, the sooner you'll see his answers.
Is that how it works? I thought he could read our mind.
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 04:57:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 04:55:27 PM
The sooner you all ask questions, the sooner you'll see his answers.
Is that how it works? I thought he could read our mind.
If he could read minds, he wouldn't have agreed to this.
How did he agree to this anyway? It's 5:00 p.m. MURP, do you know where your wife is?
I think I will wait until he is on here in real time and then hurriedly get my question up.
Quote from: phattymatty on May 03, 2010, 05:03:01 PM
I think I will wait until he is on here in real time and then hurriedly get my question up before it can be moderated.
Unrelated, I don't think there is any doubt that Celek will be put off by Russel's profile picture, and will truely believe that is RJS, and that the picture is starting lustfully at him through the computer.
Quote from: phattymatty on May 03, 2010, 05:03:01 PM
I think I will wait until he is on here in real time and then hurriedly get my question up.
if that is your attempt to avoid moderation...don't try it please.
I don't think phatty does anything in moderation.
well the torrent of questions has been unleashed.
I rate them:
mine:: A+++WouldansweragainBEST
all others: meh
I can't believe you didn't ask him what type of errands he likes to run. Or if you both could run errands together some day. Or if he needs an errand boy.
Errands
can you idiots please refrain from being idiots for at least a few hours?
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 05:23:04 PM
well the torrent of questions has been unleashed.
I rate them:
mine:: A+++WouldansweragainBEST
all others: meh
I like how we are all so creative we are beginning to ask the same questions.
you mean like, all of us at the same time?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2010, 06:41:31 PM
can you idiots please refrain from being idiots for at least a few hours?
Dare to dream, expect to fail.
This is the best thread on this site in a while. Any other players we can mock?
im assuming this is all a joke and in that case this is an embarrassment because this could be the least funny group of people ever
and if he really is supposed to come on here this group of topics is a travesty and 1 billion times worse than an eagles twitter thread...
did munson recently become a mod or something?
you're welcome to leave chubalub.
ive been in the twitter thread exactly nonce...same goes for the no hippos
and this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
Yes, its real. Do you really think GF and I have the care in the world to make this shtein up?
I wouldn't put anything past GF, but you take every little thing in life so farging seriously that there's no way you'd be jesting.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AM
ive been in the twitter thread exactly nonce...same goes for the no hippos
and this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
wanna know how real it is? They erased my thread about the Wire and determining how we perceive him thread. Case closed.
But they kept the zombie apocalypse question. So there's that.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 04, 2010, 08:11:37 AM
Yes, its real. Do you really think GF and I have the care in the world to make this shtein up?
if you cared you would delete 97% of whats currently on it...its really uncomfortable for me...i cant imagine what this guy would think when and if he sees it
anything that makes you uncomfortable is good
Out of curiosity: For his annoyance what does Mr. Celek get in return?
IGY hates it here and doesn't think anyone is funny and doesn't think anyone has an opinion worth listening to and yet he's the most prolific poster this board has ever had. Sounds like he needs a new hobby.
did PG or GF meet the guy at a bar and he said he would come on here to answer questions? Was he sober? Were you sober?
and Im sure if there are no answers in a couple days, someone will gladly do their best to answer them from the mind of Brent Celek to keep everyone's hopes up. have faith people.
Quote from: rjs246 on May 04, 2010, 08:39:55 AM
IGY hates it here and doesn't think anyone is funny and doesn't think anyone has an opinion worth listening to and yet he's the most prolific poster this board has ever had. Sounds like he needs a new hobby.
show me one post or thread on this board that is close to funny...shtein just show me one that isnt uncomfortable...even the football questions are creepy
We've been over this dozens of times. Your sense of humor is awful. You say as much yourself. It doesn't stop you from thinking that everyone wants to hear your opinions on the matter though, does it?
ill take that as you cant find one
So you're hearing what you want to hear? How surprising and convenient for you.
what exactly is embarrassing IGY, please point it out.
i thought my rookie salary cap question was a good one.
IGY is 100% right that we are an embarrassing lot of people. But we already knew that. I'm assuming that you've already taken the liberty to warn him about us, right?
I've deleted some threads that I don't think he should have to answer....funny, sure...but in a retarded, he'll never come back kind of funny.
I'm also closing down asking questions for now as I would like to keep it to one page of them. He doesn't need to be on here for an hour reading through threads.
Thanks.
How do you know he won't come back? Maybe he shares a similarly twisted sense of humor, PG?
Just let him know we're a sick & twisted group and if he doesn't like what he reads then get someone else.
It's not that big a deal anyway. It's just a fargin' internet message board.
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2010, 09:25:30 AM
It's just a fargin' internet message board.
Pretty much, it's not like you guys are competing for readers and fighting for advertising dollars.
And why was my WWBCD? thread deleted? They had Mark Texeira on Mike and Mike this morning and their first question to him was in regards to the taser incident last night.
stop whining. I only deleted like 3 threads to keep it in the one page format.
2 of them were mine, I smell a vendetta
I deleted the Wire thread because it was a triplicate.
Why do you hate triplicates so much?
she hates babies clearly
she hates Dalton
She hates you all, but that was never a secret.
They're nowhere near as embarrassing as the fat ugly 13-yr old girls asking questions on "Meet the Flyers", but knowing he can't really respond to anti-Eagle comments or get into playbook details, what else are we expected to ask that won't get a clichéd response?
amen
just have people PM you questions and put up the best like five or six at a time and have this guy periodically answer them
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 04, 2010, 11:18:26 AM
what else are we expected to ask that won't get a clichéd response?
basically nothing....thats the problem...im sure there are a couple things that could be brought up but at best even they would only be semi interesting...problem is hes not in a position to answer questions about the team honestly...not his fault...its just the way it is...and other than that who the farg cares about anything he has to say...i mean above and beyond what anyone else has to say on anything
i think the best you can hope for is some sort of honesty about ex players...like truly how corny is mcnabb and how big was this supposed generational or personality gap btwn him and the youngins...even asking him to answer something like that is pretty unrealistic
I say let him browse and reply anywhere on the forum. I'm sure he's had a crappy meal at a cheap joint too...
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 11:34:03 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 04, 2010, 11:18:26 AM
what else are we expected to ask that won't get a clichéd response?
basically nothing....thats the problem...im sure there are a couple things that could be brought up but at best even they would only be semi interesting...problem is hes not in a position to answer questions about the team honestly...not his fault...its just the way it is...
Which is exactly why his take on the zombie scourge is so worthy.
Check mate, bitches.
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 04, 2010, 11:39:02 AM
I say let him browse and reply anywhere on the forum. I'm sure he's had a crappy meal at a cheap joint too...
definitely
omalleys in the alley chili FTW
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AMand this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
keep your word and go away
it would be more funny if he just came on and answered questions like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/BrOH-KHxXg0
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AMand this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
keep your word and go away
threads not on a gay board anymore crybaby
um he is free to post or read anywhere he wants.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AMand this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
keep your word and go away
threads not on a gay board anymore crybaby
It's still there.
I love Sheed
funny, i can't even see my own embedded video, it just shows up like SB's, but i know its there for somebody to see
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AMand this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
keep your word and go away
threads not on a gay board anymore crybaby
You could teach Republicans a thing or two about being a weasel.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AMand this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
keep your word and go away
:-D pot calling the kettle black
when did I say I would leave?
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 11:54:28 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 11:44:09 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:05:19 AMand this will be my last time on this board....i just wanna know if its real thats all
keep your word and go away
threads not on a gay board anymore crybaby
You could teach Republicans and Democrats a thing or two about being a weasel.
fixed
Fair enough..I went with Republicans because he hates 'em.
Quote from: SunMo on May 04, 2010, 11:54:19 AM
funny, i can't even see my own embedded video, it just shows up like SB's, but i know its there for somebody to see
clearly you haven't learned the internets either
i have the most current version of flash..i dunno
Maybe Steve Jobs is right about Flash.
you did leave a while back, but actually i'm glad you came back :paranoid
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://www.bleed-green.com/blog/?p=5258
ours are better
Only thing wrong with igy is he thinks he's the biggest thing here and that everyone hangs on his every word, and the thought of an actual Eagle player coming in here to answer questions puts him, in his own little mind/world, in the back seat.
uhm yeah...that place is not for me
nope...i could care less whether hes here or not...but if he is im trying to eliminate questions from morons like you
do you realize you tried to inform him that 'donovan mcnabb has been traded to a longtime rival'
or were you just sounding "official" because your hands were trembling from nervousness typing to an eagle
Quote from: KDS on May 04, 2010, 07:53:42 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://www.bleed-green.com/blog/?p=5258
ours are better
No Wire questions...but that's a good summary of how he's going to answer the mundane crap everyone posted.
^^^
pretty much
but at least they did it in an orderly fashion by doing it in interview form...if you wanted him to answer questions here making that new board a gaywad free for all almost unquestionably drove him away
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:18:16 PM
nope...i could care less whether hes here or not...but if he is im trying to eliminate questions from morons like you
do you realize you tried to inform him that 'donovan mcnabb has been traded to a longtime rival'
or were you just sounding "official" because your hands were trembling from nervousness typing to an eagle
Ha! Thats rich, 'specially since it wasn't even a question your panites seem to be in a wad over.
Get over yourself, you don't eliminate anything around here except decent conversation.
You're all special.
you tried to get all 60 minutes on brent celek and i need to get over myself?
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:21:51 PM
^^^
pretty much
but at least they did it in an orderly fashion by doing it in interview form...if you wanted him to answer questions here making that new board a gaywad free for all almost unquestionably drove him away
Shut up, you racist pig. Go root with hogs.
havas you are such a miserable old bastich
this is fun for people, to talk to a football player. maybe it doesnt get your panties it an knot, then again you are hateful and openly despise anything that doesnt have to do with watching sports and drinking, but most people--asking good q's or not--enjoy it.
and its helpful to me that a small, pointless mystery of a random night out last summer could get answered. plus he turns into hof celek if he watches the wire.
old is better in this case...talking to a pro athlete on a message board is big time stuff for a young kid who thinks hes going to be a writer...but my experience lets me know better...and thank god for that...i did goofy corny shtein when i was young around athletes that im not proud of
so trust me when i say theres nothing fun about what was going on in that place...which probably explains why he will never post here after checking it out
whether you believe it or not i was trying to make it possible that he would actually participate here so people like you and shore could jack off to a "famous" person...if the whole thing was even real to begin with
should have had a controlled zone similar to an interview type thing but in the form of questions sent to PG for quality control and then posted on his board to be answered
Get a grip dude.
I'm reminded of the shtein fit FF pitched after Freddie stopped posting.
Quote from: Diomedes on May 04, 2010, 08:37:12 PM
Get a grip dude.
I'm reminded of the shtein fit FF pitched after Freddie stopped posting.
you are biggest crybaby ive ever seen in the history of message boards...you pitch a fit at least five times a day...which makes it all the more shocking that you cant see im not doing the same here
lol IGY really needs to get over himself.
We could always ban you IGY...until the Eagles stop posting here. Then you wouldn't have to read it.
im beginning to think the whole thing really was a joke?
like was he never coming here and that board was a way to be funny or something and play off the freddie mitchell thing?
if it was then ignore everything ive said
if not i am literally beside myself here that you guys thought that was fun and a way to welcome him
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 04, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
We could always ban you IGY...until the Eagles stop posting here. Then you wouldn't have to read it.
i dont mind reading it if it was professionally done...at least at first...then when you get comfortable with the cat and know him a little bit then start being goofballs or whatever you called what was goin on there...but for real was he really going to come in there and supposedly answer questions...or is this some sort of inside joke
:CF No Hippos....nice.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:43:44 PM
im beginning to think the whole thing really was a joke?
like was he never coming here and that board was a way to be funny or something and play off the freddie mitchell thing?
if it was then ignore everything ive said
if not i am literally beside myself here that you guys thought that was fun and a way to welcome him
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 04, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
We could always ban you IGY...until the Eagles stop posting here. Then you wouldn't have to read it.
i dont mind reading it if it was professionally done...at least at first...then when you get comfortable with the cat and know him a little bit then start being goofballs or whatever you called what was goin on there...but for real was he really going to come in there and supposedly answer questions...or is this some sort of inside joke
Quote from: Munson on May 04, 2010, 08:38:54 PM
lol IGY really needs to get over himself.
He IS coming here to answer questions. Most likely some time on Friday or over the weekend. I do not have time to make up a whole line of bullshtein and/or waste GF's time.
Again, point out what is stupidity in your eyes and I'll remove it (maybe).
The biggest parody in the world is worried Celek is going to act like McNabb. I, for one, am SHOCKED!
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:34:57 PM
old is better in this case...talking to a pro athlete on a message board is big time stuff for a young kid who thinks hes going to be a writer...but my experience lets me know better...and thank god for that...i did goofy corny shtein when i was young around athletes that im not proud of
so trust me when i say theres nothing fun about what was going on in that place...which probably explains why he will never post here after checking it out
whether you believe it or not i was trying to make it possible that he would actually participate here so people like you and shore could jack off to a "famous" person...if the whole thing was even real to begin with
should have had a controlled zone similar to an interview type thing but in the form of questions sent to PG for quality control and then posted on his board to be answered
lol
i could care less if i ever talk to a pro athlete, i talk to enough of them as is, but its cool for other people. they get a kick out of it.
accept that.
not everything needs to be about you or fit to your standards.
less time complaining, more time fixing your pos fantasy team
So, you guys think Brent will appreciate that I've been controlling his movements on the field with my mind?
it's. just. a. message. board.
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2010, 08:47:53 PM
it's. just. a. message. board.
Top ten message board of all time!
Quote from: General_Failure on May 04, 2010, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2010, 08:47:53 PM
it's. just. a. message. board.
Top ten message board of all time!
I've never seen that message board and never plan too, simply because everyone goes around quoting that message board. But that alone tells me it's absolutely horrible and doesn't deserve to be anywhere near any top ten message board list.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 04, 2010, 08:45:39 PM
He IS coming here to answer questions. Most likely some time on Friday or over the weekend. I do not have time to make up a whole line of bullshtein and/or waste GF's time.
Again, point out what is stupidity in your eyes and I'll remove it (maybe).
first of all theres way to many questions...looking now for the first time since the other day it seems youve cleaned up much of the nonsense...but id try to come up with four or five really good questions that could possibly create semi non snoozfest answers...questions (and hopefully) answers you wouldnt see in the typical medium...and let him go from there...it basically should be like in an interview unless youve talked to him and know thats hes going to be like a new member here and not an eagle player answering questions...that would be totally different
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:51:22 PM
but id try to come up with four or five really good questions
No, you wouldn't.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 04, 2010, 08:45:39 PM
He IS coming here to answer questions. Most likely some time on Friday or over the weekend. I do not have time to make up a whole line of bullshtein and/or waste GF's time.
Again, point out what is stupidity in your eyes and I'll remove it (maybe).
first of all theres way to many questions...looking now for the first time since the other day it seems youve cleaned up much of the nonsense...but id try to come up with four or five really good questions that could possibly create semi non snoozfest answers...questions (and hopefully) answers you wouldnt see in the typical medium...and let him go from there...it basically should be like in an interview unless youve talked to him and know thats hes going to be like a new member here and not an eagle player answering questions...that would be totally different
As you stated, you very clearly have not read his twitter and/or facebook. The dude's been bullshteintin with people all week on there, the only difference is here there's about 15-20 of the same people he'll be bullshteintin with.
lol hes now telling you how to handle it
hands off control freak, this is yet another area thats better off without your dusty fingerprints that most likely just came from munsons uncles rape dungeon
trying to figure out why you all would go out of your way to get an eagle player here then talk about how much you dont care that hes here or thats its just a message board
like i said if someone is friends with him and hes coming here to hang out every day and shtein then thats completely different...but if hes coming here as an eagle to strictly answer a few questions why not make the most you can out of it...granted in the end its probably gonna be much ado bout nothing...but why wouldnt you at least try
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:43:44 PM
i am literally beside myself here that you guys thought that was fun and a way to welcome him
There is a thing in this world we know as...life.
Please....get one.
I like how IGY thinks there was any planning or forethought that went into this. Because that's totally how we do things.
And of course, he could have done it much better, because all he does all day while supposedly working for the government is post on a message board.
Farg it, I'm hungry with the munchies. Going to 7-11.
Quote from: Munson on May 04, 2010, 08:53:28 PM
As you stated, you very clearly have not read his twitter and/or facebook. The dude's been bullshteintin with people all week on there, the only difference is here there's about 15-20 of the same people he'll be bullshteintin with.
lol you are so excited
like i said if hes just gonna chill and bullshtein as a new member then dont make a board for him and have him farg around on the eagle board and answer some shtein informally as well as rap about shtein like we do...that would actually be pretty chill
but if hes gonna answer serious football related shtein on a question and answer board then step your games up
Quote from: General_Failure on May 04, 2010, 08:57:02 PM
I like how IGY thinks there was any planning or forethought that went into this. Because that's totally how we do things.
i dont think that...in fact i wasnt even sure if it was real till pg just told me so
but as i said why would you go get him and then not prepare at all
Quote from: shorebird on May 04, 2010, 08:58:29 PM
And of course, he could have done it much better, because all he does all day while supposedly working for the government is post on a message board.
never said that...but there are people here that can...yours would be the first question deleted...and munsons groupie ho ass would literally be banned from talking to him...internet stalking is serious shtein
What reason would I have to be "so excited" if I could just write the same question on his twitter or facebook page? Again the difference is on there he's getting swamped with questions and comments, where as here it's a bit more controlled.
Get over yourself.
not many things in the world scream groupie more than reading an athletes twitter page
and just in general i can almost feel you shaking with the nervousness of a 20 year...i mean 10 year old in the autograph line at lehigh
lol god you're awful.
Get over yourself.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 09:02:19 PM
Quote from: shorebird on May 04, 2010, 08:58:29 PM
And of course, he could have done it much better, because all he does all day while supposedly working for the government is post on a message board.
never said that...but there are people here that can...yours would be the first question deleted
Yes, because I'm not a cool down with it bro' who fits your frame on a message board.
By the way, it was more than one question you government leechin' bitch boy.
Narcissism for the motherfargin win...
What's great is that IGY is taking Celek's potential appearance so seriously that he's exclaiming that he's embarrassed by other people's questions, but simultaneously trying to mock others for being excited.
How about this... no one cares.
The MODs don't care because they didn't put that much thought into it. It's a cool opportunity and they took it.
Most of the posters don't care for a variety of reasons. It's cool that a player might join in on the nonsense, but I think everyone recognizes that the chances of him (or any player) settling in as 'one of the clowns' on the board are slim to none. Might as well have fun with it and not get ourselves bent out of shape over the quality or seriousness of the questions.
Finally, and most importantly, there's no chance that Celek, or any other player, would care enough to take this seriously. If he does take it seriously he's a douche. I mean honestly. Spend 5 minutes reading this board and try to figure out who would take it seriously. Douchebags, that's who. So either he'll take it seriously and bore the piss out of the crowd OR he'll have a sense of humor and have fun with it OR, I guess, he'll be a robot constricted by what he can/will say.
In any case it shouldn't make a lick of difference in how we 'behave' towards him on a farging internet message board. Christ.
Good to see we haven't put on airs here; this thread won't mislead anyone about what the board is actually like.
wait, you mean its not a support board for PMS?
Can we bring back Freddie to answer questions about his barbecue joint, meth lab, and penchant for small white women?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 04, 2010, 09:44:42 PM
wait, you mean its not a support board for PMS?
You know damn well half the people here don't believe in punctuation.
I have a suggestion:
MORE PUNS!
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 04, 2010, 09:45:09 PM
Can we bring back Freddie to answer questions about his ... penchant for small white women?
We could probably get 3/4ths of the NFL in on that.
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
I have a suggestion:
MORE NAPALM!
FTFYDear friend,
I fixed that post for you.
Toodles,
rjs246
Did you really just use an internet acronym?
What's next, a knock-knock joke?
Internets.
Serious.
Business.
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2010, 09:49:26 PM
Did you really just use an internet acronym?
What's next, a knock-knock joke?
A thousand apologies. I made the necessary adjustment so you'll be able to sleep tonight.
I never cared enough to find out what that acronym meant. Now I know.
Not so good at the word games and logic problems, G_F?
I might have had more incentive to figure it out if it had been used in a limerick.
How about a Haiku?
I did surprisingly well on the Sporcle.com quiz of internet acronyms. Entirely thanks to :CF.
I can't wait till Brent gets here and finds out how cool we are what with our quips about puns, acronyms & haikus.
Quote from: Rome on May 04, 2010, 10:00:23 PM
I can't wait till Brent gets here and finds out how cool we are what with our quips about puns, acronyms & haikus.
I hope he introduces us to lolcats.
I can't stop listening to the pope song.
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/4/129174987352556412.jpg)
if this doesn't kill vigy outright, maybe it'll break him down and he'll laugh
no chance
IGY dedicates almost his every single spare minute on this message board, and what those "silly moronic" questions did today was rip his pride of CF apart. If he could still buy CF t-shirts and hats on here he would, and have way more stacked in his closet than his Fubu jeans and sneaks collection.
Dont farg with concretefield.info.
My head exploded from reading this shtein.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 04, 2010, 10:32:13 PM
My head exploded from reading this shtein.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/rjs246/BloodyTyping.gif)
Pretty much. :-D
That gif has always grossed me out for some reason. I think it's when his eye is flying around on the retinal stem that does it.
without a doubt someone should make a book about the fargups on this site. And all the crazy shtein thats happened from start day to now. We can make bible out of it, the Bible of :CF would we a beckoning for all degenerates IGY is bad spirt
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2010, 08:43:44 PM
i dont mind reading it if it was professionally done
LOL. No one on this board is a professional when it comes to interacting/questioning professional athletes. Todd's the closest thing we have right now and he's too busy learning how to interview little leaguers with the aid of a translator.
Not to mention the fact that we're just stupid fans who are asking stupid fan questions. We know we can't ask him any serious questions about the inner workings of the locker room or his feelings on management or anything else that he may have to explain to the people who write his paycheck. So that leaves us to ask some generic questions about the team and non-football related stuff.
Personally, I'm glad to see everyone having fun with this, maintaining our :CF personality and not getting all uptight about it. If Celek or any other Eagle who stumbles by reads this stuff and wants to take some time to interact with us morons then great. If not, oh well. Either way, my day goes on.
It's not like anyone could ask him if he thinks Samuel is an icehole, or if Donovan was a crybaby bitch and is he glad he's gone, or if he's scared to get any of his extremities too close to Andy's mouth.
The thing about this deal to me is, right now it's way early.If he's still willing to come around and answer questions during training camp and the regular season, thats when it could be really interesting and even more so if there are other players that are willing to come here and get into conversations.
Igy wants to ruin this before it even gets started.
Maybe the guy swings by and answers a couple of questions. Maybe he doesn't. Life goes on, either way. The end.
You're not taking this business seriously enough.
Clearly.
funny story about :CF t-shirt, should crack you guys up: I wear mine all the time, prolly once a week. Love it. Took it out of the wash the other day and it had stains on the shoulder, above the sleeve...couldn't figure out what the hell. Then I remembered I was wearing it at work that week when we poured the footer for the foundation. I was running wheelbarrels from the cement truck, ducking under the chute each time, and got some on me. So my :CF t-shirt has a concrete stain. Isn't that soooo funny?
Also, that gif has always made me want to wretch. For me, it's the self mutilation/madness angle I think. I'll talk to my pastor about it and see what he says.
NoneBettaThanDio?
Quote from: Diomedes on May 05, 2010, 05:17:52 PM
funny story about :CF t-shirt, should crack you guys up: I wear mine all the time, prolly once a week. Love it. Took it out of the wash the other day and it had stains on the shoulder, above the sleeve...couldn't figure out what the hell. Then I remembered I was wearing it at work that week when we poured the footer for the foundation. I was running wheelbarrels from the cement truck, ducking under the chute each time, and got some on me. So my :CF t-shirt has a concrete stain. Isn't that soooo funny?
Also, that gif has always made me want to wretch. For me, it's the self mutilation/madness angle I think. I'll talk to my pastor about it and see what he says.
..under the chute? No wonder...shame you didn't crack your skull on it, and you'd never noticed.
so is brent gonna answer the questions? i dont even mean this condescendingly like im some kind of igy monster, just yea. curious on a time frame. no rush, though. dont get all mad, pg. i love ya girl.
You had to ask, Todd? Personally I was enjoying the unspoken awkwardness that was increasing every day.
yes....mark? i had to.
Actually it's Ndamukong.
Like I said, he'll be here at some point this weekend. Probably tomorrow.
Just emailed his manager to double check his timeframe.
If he's not here by Monday, we start up the Trade Brent Celek thread. :yay
Ha! That would be the only thing that would make us look dumber than my questions.
PG doing some hardcore last minute moderating.
yup, quickest clicker in jersey. my mouse was still on the up click of creating my thread and she already had it all clean and tidy for Mr. Celek to read.
Haha aw come on PG, let us bullshtein around with Brent. :-D
Nice of him to stop by, pretty cool.
Quote from: Munson on May 10, 2010, 12:21:29 AM
Haha aw come on PG, let us bullshtein around with Brent. :-D
Your excuse for humor is enough to scare away any of the Eagles I have in talks to come on here, Munson.
So, no.
ha, slammed
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 10, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Quote from: Munson on May 10, 2010, 12:21:29 AM
Haha aw come on PG, let us bullshtein around with Brent. :-D
Your excuse for humor is enough to scare away any of the Eagles I have in talks to come on here, Munson.
So, no.
lol
What other Eagles are you in talks with?
The ultrasound gel thing had me cracking up.
i was disappointed he didn't answer the question about all the eagles fans in opposing stadiums
Quote from: SunMo on May 10, 2010, 08:45:24 AM
i was disappointed he didn't answer the question about all the eagles fans in opposing stadiums
He'll be back.
yes, but it was the bestest question ever and he should've only answered that one...in essay form
With a terrible LA spanglish accent? You're odd sometimes.
Quote from: SD on May 10, 2010, 08:43:21 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 10, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Quote from: Munson on May 10, 2010, 12:21:29 AM
Haha aw come on PG, let us bullshtein around with Brent. :-D
Your excuse for humor is enough to scare away any of the Eagles I have in talks to come on here, Munson.
So, no.
lol
What other Eagles are you in talks with?
That's classified, sir.
Seriously though, get to work on Koy Detmer already.
What backalley do I search for him in? Just nudge some of the drunks on the street and say, "Koy, is that you?"
Maybe look up and tug on their shirt sleeves.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 10, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Quote from: Munson on May 10, 2010, 12:21:29 AM
Haha aw come on PG, let us bullshtein around with Brent. :-D
Your excuse for humor is enough to scare away any of the Eagles I have in talks to come on here, Munson.
So, no.
Goofy college aged white boy humor?
You're right, judging by Brent's twitter and facebook, he's just not into that.
I was more referring to your hardcore editing of basically any humor out of any post though lol
No, you were worried about your post...which, as per the usual, was not funny and was embarrassing to this board as a whole.
No, I wasn't.
I havn't even checked my post since I posted the question.
I just noticed the "Edited by PG" at the bottom of Dio's, and the one that was seconds after LBI's post.
I edited some things that just didn't need to be there. Clearly Dio's main post remained and it was answered by Brent.
I know. I honestly have no idea what you edited out of his post...it was just surprising to see it happen so fast. I looked once and nothing was changed, the next time i Looked his and Todd's were edited, and this thread didn't even show up as a moved thread over there....which, of course, was a good idea. No reason for him to come stumbling onto this thread to read 6 pages of IGY bitching.
keep my name out of your mouth, loser
Todd todd todd todd todd retodded.
hysterical as usual. you are one funny cat.
If you can't tell the difference between trying to be funny, and just enjoying annoying the shtein out of you, then it's no wonder you have the 2nd worst sense of humor here.
you are not the least bit funny and never have been for even one second...your mere existence annoys every single person that ever come across you...
pg getting in your dumb ass completes the cycle of every person ever on this board calling you out...yet you still dont get it...you really are one big cranial lump
Oh no, IGY has spoken!
Why do you continue to insist on trying to speak on anything involving humor? You do know you've completely discredited yourself in that department, right?
He doesn't care, he doesn't care so hard. Why don't you get that?
exactly
trying hard and failing miserably at humor is not just way worse than not being funny in the first place but its one of the worst possible traits a person can have
not suprising that it encompasses munson since id guess he has probably eight or nine of the top ten 10
You really think I try hard to be funny? On here?
Damn IGY, you really are invested in this place. Kudos to you.
I think we need to ask Brent Celek to settle this asinine dispute once and for all.
I think Brent's time and insight would be appreciated.
see, knowing about brent's street fighting skills would have been useful. not that he would need to use them against any of you.
I think that it was cool that a Eagle player took the time to come here and answer questions, and we have pg to thank for that. :yay
Quote from: shorebird on May 10, 2010, 04:05:40 PM
I think that it was cool that a Eagle player took the time to come here and answer questions, and we have pg to thank for that. :yay
suck up.
I think it's cool too.
I like seeing guys who usually say things like "Your kids are gay!", and "Eat my hairy balls!" to one another say things like, "Thanks!", "You're swell!" to a guy they know nothing about other than he can catch a ball and jump over DBs.
He is dreamy though.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on May 10, 2010, 07:27:49 PM
I like seeing guys who usually say things like "Your kids are gay!", and "Eat my hairy balls!" to one another say things like, "Thanks!", "You're swell!" to a guy they know nothing about other than he can catch a ball and jump over DBs.
He is dreamy though.
Honestly, that shtein's more embarrassing then any bad goofy joke any of us will make.
Quote from: Rome on May 10, 2010, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: shorebird on May 10, 2010, 04:05:40 PM
I think that it was cool that a Eagle player took the time to come here and answer questions, and we have pg to thank for that. :yay
suck up.
Didn't see anyond else arount this nuthouse making an effort to do anything like what she did.
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on May 10, 2010, 07:27:49 PM
I like seeing guys who usually say things like "Your kids are gay!", and "Eat my hairy balls!" to one another say things like, "Thanks!", "You're swell!" to a guy they know nothing about other than he can catch a ball and jump over DBs.
He is dreamy though.
Yeah, and then in the same breath will call you a racist republican redneck.
Quote from: shorebird on May 11, 2010, 06:05:15 AM
Didn't see anyond else arount this nuthouse making an effort to do anything like what she did.
I was going to try to get Jessica Alba on but the restraining order still has 90 days remaining.
Quote from: shorebird on May 11, 2010, 06:05:15 AM
Quote from: Rome on May 10, 2010, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: shorebird on May 10, 2010, 04:05:40 PM
I think that it was cool that a Eagle player took the time to come here and answer questions, and we have pg to thank for that. :yay
suck up.
Didn't see anyond else arount this nuthouse making an effort to do anything like what she did.
because no one but you and munson care...in MA i guess brent celek is a celebrity and the people there would think tis a big deal you asked him a question...munson i can kind of understand cause hes just a kid and a simpleton at that...but damn yous a grown man dooks
I thought it was cool that he logged on and hope he continues to do so. I also think it's very cool that PG put the effort in to make it happen and is also working on trying to get some other Eagles on board as well.
Shame on me for not thanking PG for doing something nice for the ungrateful lot around here. So yeah, thanks PG. Keep it up. :yay
Never seen a Marine suck up to a midget before.
Hott.
Meh....considering that no one makes any money from keeping this place up and running smoothly, I don't think a simple thank you and some kudos is asking too much. Not to mention that it's pretty farging awful on igy's part to bitch and complain basically because Brent Celek isn't black enough.
IGY, you just took your douchebaggery to a whole nother level.
I don't care if anyone thanks me or not. Its not a big deal what I did...but you are seriously one ungrateful mother farger. You have a free forum for which to talk about your favorite things in....and some of the Eagles are going to be coming by and posting and answering questions. To downplay it like you could have just picked up a phone and dialed them yourself is just pathetic.
I just spent the last few minutes reading this all and I think its about to get real good.
I don't understand why there's so much drama over this.
Lighten up, jerks!
This is easily a top ten all time IGY moment. Seriously.
Would that make igy Biff?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen, actually.
I think it's cool that Brent showed up and answered whatever feeble questions we posed to him. I don't know why anyone's upset or surprised at IGY acting like a smacked ass, though. It's what he does and we love him for it.
Still...
Sami did a nice thing, so thank you, Sami. :)
Quote from: General_Failure on May 11, 2010, 07:29:48 PM
This is easily a top ten all time IGY moment. Seriously.
No doubt.
Quote from: Rome on May 11, 2010, 07:44:50 PM
I think it's cool that Brent showed up and answered whatever feeble questions we posed to him. I don't know why anyone's upset or surprised at IGY acting like a smacked ass, though. It's what he does and we love him for it.
Still...
Sami did a nice thing, so thank you, Sami. :)
(http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/08/23/11082377_gal.jpg)
Havas challenges you to a duel.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 11, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
Quote from: shorebird on May 11, 2010, 06:05:15 AM
Quote from: Rome on May 10, 2010, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: shorebird on May 10, 2010, 04:05:40 PM
I think that it was cool that a Eagle player took the time to come here and answer questions, and we have pg to thank for that. :yay
suck up.
Didn't see anyond else arount this nuthouse making an effort to do anything like what she did.
because no one but you and munson care...in MA i guess brent celek is a celebrity and the people there would think tis a big deal you asked him a question...munson i can kind of understand cause hes just a kid and a simpleton at that
No one but Munson and I care about what? No one else making and effort to get an Eagle posting here? Is that what your juiced up Boones Farm ass is saying? 'Cause I really don't understand that reply. And really, he's a celebrity because he's an Eagle and middle america has nothing to do with it. Also, as far as asking him a question, I didn't because it was deleted. Maybe you should have asked him something riveting like only you would have been able to instead of trashing everyone else for giving it a try. But no, the resident football and life expert is too high and mighty.
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 11, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
...but damn yous a grown man dooks
Bill Cosby (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/cosby.asp) hates you.
If Celek was Pimp, or any other notable black player, IGY would be shteinting his pants.
Instead, he's simultaneously caring way too much about a player being here/what that player may or may not think of our questions, and accusing others of being "excited" over it and calling them...get this...MA for it.
*yawn*
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 11, 2010, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Rome on May 11, 2010, 07:44:50 PM
I think it's cool that Brent showed up and answered whatever feeble questions we posed to him. I don't know why anyone's upset or surprised at IGY acting like a smacked ass, though. It's what he does and we love him for it.
Still...
Sami did a nice thing, so thank you, Sami. :)
(http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/08/23/11082377_gal.jpg)
Havas challenges you to a duel.
You know damn well that can't be Havas.
(http://www.morethings.com/fan/blazing_saddles/blazing-saddles-545.jpg)
Quote from: PhillyPhanInDC on May 10, 2010, 07:27:49 PM
I like seeing guys who usually say things like "Your kids are gay!", and "Eat my hairy balls!" to one another say things like, "Thanks!", "You're swell!" to a guy they know nothing about other than he can catch a ball and jump over DBs.
Post of the year.
Brent's on the SVP show right now...he's so dreamy.
another player will be coming by later in the week..will announce when I know for sure.
tease
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 15, 2010, 03:01:06 PM
another player will be coming by later in the week..will announce when I know for sure.
He better be black.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 15, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 15, 2010, 03:01:06 PM
another player will be coming by later in the week..will announce when I know for sure.
He better be PIMP.
white boy....sorry
Does he like shrimp on the barbie?
Oh man, I hope its Brent Celek.
obviously stew
i wonder if pg will let him see the look test stuff
its not stew
wost maneans?
Quote from: Rome on April 28, 2007, 09:37:45 PM
I'm claiming official sponsorship of Kevin Kolb.
Why?
Because I said so, damn it.
Please let it be Kolb.
Damn I was hoping for King Dunlap.
It's MURP. I heard he had an interception at one time.
Sav Rocca?
Reno Mahe?
Winston Justice?
Daniel Te'o-Nesheim?
Damn...I was gonna guess AQ Shipley.
So he's our newest Eagle on board.
(http://live.psu.edu/slnoflash2/userpics/10027/normal_23-Rose_Bowl_game.jpg)
Nice tats.
Another player will be coming by this week.
IGY might be happy, its not a white player.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 23, 2010, 09:59:32 PM
Another player will be coming by this week.
IGY might be happy, its not a white player.
So, uh, you gonna tell us who it is or what, lady?
settle down beavis....workouts held things up a bit.
cant wait to learn about zipp duncans workout regimen
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 28, 2010, 11:55:33 AM
cant wait to learn about zipp duncans workout regimen
You're a douche. Really.
Celek posts more on Facebook than PG does. Every time I log on there's 50 posts by him.
lol...somebody went moderator happy.
Quote from: Zanshin on May 31, 2010, 11:56:15 AM
lol...somebody went moderator happy.
Vaccinations and Carseats ftw
Hi Brent,
Just real quick--when you are all alone in the end zone the next time, is it possible you can be aware of where you are?
Appreciate it. Good Luck on Twitter in the off-season farg face.
Reese
I laughed, but you don't deserve it. Besides, if they convert that 2 pointer, they might have brought out Akers to tie the game at the end. So, the result would have been the same.
Id take my chances on akers again no question-even though he is a huge part of this loss.
makes me sick to think they would've even had the opportunity to tie that game. the throw was hard enough to make by vick, the error was even harder to watch by celek.