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Title: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 07, 2009, 02:57:39 PM
Chargers WR Vincent Jackson for DUI (http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/jan/06/chargers-jackson-arrested-dui/?chargers)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 14, 2009, 12:33:30 PM
QuoteEx-NFL player facing rape charge in SC

Wednesday, January 14 | 5:52 a.m.
The Associated Press

Former New England Patriots running back David Meggett faces another rape charge in South Carolina.

Authorities say Meggett was arrested Tuesday and charged with raping a 21-year-old woman in her North Charleston home.

Meggett was free on bail for charges of raping a 17-year-old in September in North Charleston. He was serving probation for a 2006 sexual battery charge in North Carolina.

The 42-year-old was being held Wednesday in the Charleston County jail on charges of first-degree criminal sexual conduct and first-degree burglary. It was unclear if he had an attorney.

Meggett lives in Summerville. The running back played 10 seasons in the NFL with the Patriots, New York Jets and New York Giants.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on January 14, 2009, 12:41:21 PM
I keep looking for a reference to anal in that article so I can make a scatback joke.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on January 15, 2009, 09:25:25 AM
how is David Meggett a former New England Patriot? 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on January 15, 2009, 09:29:43 AM
is that a trick question?

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on January 15, 2009, 09:30:40 AM
he is and always will be a Giant, and when we're discussing rape allegations, i'd much rather it be with the Giants name attached, thank you.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on January 15, 2009, 09:32:50 AM
Oh, now I see where you're coming from..
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 15, 2009, 10:38:19 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 15, 2009, 09:30:40 AM
he is and always will be a Giant, and when we're discussing rape allegations, i'd much rather it be with the Giants name attached, thank you.

Here you go, Mark Ingram trainwreck (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/12/04/2008-12-04_on_to_jail_mark_ingram_is_feeling_blue.html)

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on January 15, 2009, 10:45:53 AM
he gets a free pass from me...anything that might produce more meggetts


the super techmo giants tho take another hit
first lt
then ingram
then meggett
otis anderson better watch himself







Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Feva on January 15, 2009, 11:06:31 AM
It was a minor thing, but don't forget Jumbo Elliot.  Got arrested for starting a bar brawl or some shtein.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on January 15, 2009, 11:58:07 AM
could jumbo elliott block every extra point....i dont think so
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: MDS on January 15, 2009, 12:03:42 PM
derrick thomas could
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 15, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
He also could drive 50 MPH over the speed limit without a seatbelt.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on January 15, 2009, 06:09:22 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 15, 2009, 10:45:53 AM
the super techmo giants tho take another hit
first lt
then ingram
then meggett
otis anderson better watch himself

Phil Simms should be arrested for crimes against broadcasting.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on January 16, 2009, 10:44:43 PM
simms is no aikman but hes a very good announcer
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on January 17, 2009, 06:41:52 AM
Jon Vilma was popped for reckless driving and resisting arrest.

He's supposed to be awful smart and shtein.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 05, 2009, 02:31:06 PM
QuoteTERRY GLENN GETS BUSTED
Posted by Mike Florio on February 5, 2009, 10:11 a.m.
With his football career already in shambles due to a bad knee, receiver Terry Glenn likely has seen any chance of playing pro football disappear, due to a recent arrest on multiple charges.

Glenn was arrested last week on charges of public intoxication and marijuana possession (it's not known whether he had a "turkey bag" at the time).

The incident arose after police were called to an Irving, Texas hotel, apparently after receiving reports that Glenn had been roaming the halls of the establishment naked.

We hope Joe Cullen has a good alibi.

It's Glenn's third arrest. In 2005 (and we're not sure how we missed this one), Glenn was popped for public intoxication after officers caught him urinating behind the dumpster at a fast-food restaurant.

After being released by the Cowboys before training camp, Glenn was out of football in 2008.



Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: phattymatty on February 05, 2009, 02:39:26 PM
no one says turkey bag.  florio must have hopped on urban dictionary quick before he wrote that.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on February 05, 2009, 02:42:21 PM
I don't even know what that is supposed to mean, turkey bag.

Some help here please.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on February 10, 2009, 12:08:09 PM
Our ol friend Freddie (http://www.theledger.com/article/20090209/NEWS/902090384)

Handcuffed but not arrested, but he's still under investigation
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on February 10, 2009, 12:11:01 PM
when was he a standout?  that's libel
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 10, 2009, 12:18:09 PM
Quote from: SunMo on February 10, 2009, 12:11:01 PM
when was he a standout?  that's libel

I was writing a similar post and libel was part of it. touche.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on February 10, 2009, 12:20:36 PM
I like the lawyer's excuse:

Quote"This was a case of celebrity hunting."
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Tomahawk on February 10, 2009, 12:21:25 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 05, 2009, 02:42:21 PM
I don't even know what that is supposed to mean, turkey bag.

Some help here please.

The work filter prevents me from checking out the Urban Dictionary, but what little I can see from the google results, a turkey bag is " A bag used to store weed. It keeps the sweet smell of maryjane inside the plastic"
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 10, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
Aside from the headline this was my favorite part:
QuoteMitchell said his grandmother is 90 years old and "takes memory pills."

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 10, 2009, 01:33:16 PM
Fake story, he want a NFL Standout
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on February 10, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on February 10, 2009, 01:33:16 PM
Fake story, he want a NFL Standout

That sentence made my brain seize.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on February 10, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
was it the horrible grammar, capitalization of standout, or the fact that this joke has been made about 3 times already?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 10, 2009, 01:47:23 PM
Apparently I need to refresh before posting, and a beer.  Farg you all
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on February 10, 2009, 01:49:07 PM
Quote from: SunMo on February 10, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
was it the horrible grammar, capitalization of standout, or the fact that this joke has been made about 3 times already?

Yes.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Zanshin on February 10, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
NFL Standout?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 10, 2009, 02:14:15 PM
Bring it back! (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=11710.0)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2009, 04:32:44 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on February 10, 2009, 02:14:15 PM
Bring it back! (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=11710.0)


Your douchebaggery knows no limits, does it?

I'm still waiting for you to bring a player onto the board. Its about time you added something besides your daily online flatulence.

Yes, Freddie was an asshat, but he was an Eagle that did 3 stints of Q&A for a bunch of idiots like yourself when he didn't have to.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2009, 04:33:21 PM
nm
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on February 10, 2009, 04:37:20 PM
PG needs a vacation.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on February 10, 2009, 04:42:02 PM
she was really excited about that
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2009, 05:26:29 PM
Sorry for the outburst...but coming from a guy who STILL has Fastfreddie as his user name...its just getting old and annoying.

Like Freddie mitchell himself.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 10, 2009, 05:26:43 PM
As soon as MDS' coke habit kicks in, we can use him to get us interviews with the Reid kids.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on February 10, 2009, 05:57:35 PM
Oh, do they blog?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 10, 2009, 08:27:32 PM
We'll find out.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 11, 2009, 09:02:07 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 10, 2009, 05:26:29 PM
Sorry for the outburst...but coming from a guy who STILL has Fastfreddie as his user name...its just getting old and annoying.

Like Freddie mitchell himself.

I am obviously as guilty as anyone of believing in the Freddie Mitchell hype.  The difference is that I have a sense of humor about it.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 11, 2009, 09:10:00 AM
No, you're not funny though. It might have been funny like 3-4 years ago...the first 2-3 times you did it. But 2500 times later, it loses its comedic value.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 11, 2009, 09:20:18 AM
It's funny to me until you stop getting pissed about it.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on February 11, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
Having a sense of humor and 'being funny' aren't the same thing.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 11, 2009, 09:49:44 AM
This thread is funny
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 11, 2009, 09:55:05 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 11, 2009, 09:22:42 AM
Having a sense of humor and 'being funny' aren't the same thing.

Indeed.  I also have a sense of humor about my inability to be funny.

For instance, how do you make a whale float?
Some root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and a whale!
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Tomahawk on February 11, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
You're right that's not funny; it's just stupid. Where the farg are you going to get a glass big enough to fit a whale into?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 11, 2009, 05:51:26 PM
We'd have one if we'd have gone ahead with that whole nuking Iraq plan.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: stalker on February 11, 2009, 11:30:42 PM
It's not a whale, it's a dead baby!
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 12, 2009, 01:52:26 AM
I wish you were a dead baby.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on February 15, 2009, 05:55:27 AM
Stillers kicker Jeff Reed in trouble with police for flipping out on defiant convenience store paper towel dispenser.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-steelers-toweltantrum&prov=ap&type=lgns

(http://l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/news/2009/02/14/reed.jpg)

He explained his behavior, and his hair style, stems from having been raised by a wild pack of wolves.


Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Feva on February 16, 2009, 07:51:39 PM
Marshawn Lynch gettin his Plaxico on. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3909366)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on February 17, 2009, 06:08:52 PM
From PFT

QuoteSENSABAUGH ARRESTED WITH THREE GUNS IN HIS CAR
Posted by Mike Florio on February 17, 2009, 4:37 p.m.

Jaguars safety Gerald Sensabaugh will become an unrestricted free agent on February, February 27.

On Friday, February 13, his luck turned bad — for the third straight year.

Sensabaugh was arrested in his hometown of Kingsport, Tennessee for driving his Bentley on a suspended license.

His initial arrest in the NFL came nearly two years ago in Kingsport.  At that time, Sensabaugh was busted for speeding and carrying a firearm without a permit.

But maybe his luck was actually pretty good on Friday the 13th.  This time around, Sensabaugh also had a gun in the car.  Actually, he had three of them — a Bersa .380-cal. pistol, an AK-47, and a Glock .22-cal. handgun.

And. for reasons neither known nor apparent, he faces no weapons charges.

Last year, Sensabaugh was arrested in Kingsport for reckless driving after being found doing wheelies on a motorcycle.

So while Sensabaugh has been arrested so often in Kingsport that they're about to name the back seat of a cruiser after him, the fact that he's done no time suggests that someone there likes him.

A lot.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: paco on February 17, 2009, 06:15:50 PM
I never knew Glock made a .22.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 17, 2009, 07:09:06 PM
Get Your AK's now www.classicarms.us
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on February 17, 2009, 08:17:28 PM
you getting a commission?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on February 17, 2009, 09:06:14 PM
nah, been looking at the Saiga 12ga's though. 
(http://classicarms.us/images/SAIGA12.jpg)

and they just got some AK's, not bad prices compared to what ive seen in some stores
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Rome on February 17, 2009, 09:09:25 PM
Glock doesn't make a .22 caliber pistol.  They have a Glock 22 model which is actually a .40 caliber pistol.  I have it, in fact.  Great weapon.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on March 02, 2009, 12:57:25 AM
Brandon Marshall (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3944945) (again)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 02, 2009, 07:52:18 AM
he's a mess.  And i did get that shotty :)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 09, 2009, 08:22:13 PM
QuoteANOTHER ARREST FOR MATT JONES
Posted by Mike Florio on March 9, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

Just as the "Days without an Arrest Meters" was hours away from getting back to double digits, Jaguars receiver Matt Jones has been arrested, again.

A reader has forwarded to us this link to the Washington County, Arkansas Sheriff's office, which shows that a man named Matt Jones, a 25-year-old white male with brown hair and blue who stands six feet and five inches from the ground and weighs 205 pounds and having an address in Jacksonville, Florida, was arrested at 6:21 p.m. CDT for possession of a controlled substance.

Jones is listed on the Jags' official web site as 6-6 and 216 pounds.  He's also 25.

We suppose there's a chance that it's not the same Matt Jones as the one from Arkansas who plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars, especially since a mug shot as of this posting has not yet been posted with the arrest information.

If it is Jones, he could be in big trouble with the NFL, and the law.  Last year, he was arrested for felony cocaine possession, but agreed to enter a diversion program, which among other things requires him to stay out of trouble.

He also was suspended three games by the NFL.

So if the Matt Jones from Arkansas who plays for the Jags is the same Matt Jones of identical age and similar dimensions and Jacksonville address who was arrested within the past half hours in Arkansas, he's got a big problem.

UPDATE:  The mugshot is now posted.  Yep, it's him.

SECOND UPDATE:  Jones also apparently is charged with violating the terms of his probation.

I'm so glad they did not draft this dude.

A lot of fans were pissed that they did not get him, but he reeked of a workout warrior ala Mikey Meat. Now he likes to snort the snow....
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: reese125 on March 09, 2009, 10:49:29 PM
how the frig do these guys get caught with shtein on them over and over?

I mean youre rich for christs sake--pay somebody else to bring it to your pad and bust the lines out there
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: methdeez on March 10, 2009, 12:48:33 AM
No on the blow.
He drank beer while golfing and failed his piss test:
http://www.jacksonville.com/sports/football/jaguars/2009-03-09/story/matt_jones_booked_in_arkansas_for_violating_plea_deal (http://www.jacksonville.com/sports/football/jaguars/2009-03-09/story/matt_jones_booked_in_arkansas_for_violating_plea_deal)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: phattymatty on March 10, 2009, 11:07:01 AM
nm.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on March 14, 2009, 01:34:51 PM
QuoteSTALLWORTH DETAINED IN PEDESTRIAN FATALITY
Posted by Mike Florio on March 14, 2009, 12:22 p.m.

Friday was a good day for Browns receiver Donte' Stallworth.  As of 4:00 p.m. EDT, he officially earned a $4.875 million roster bonus.

But Saturday is turning out to be a very bad day for the one-time first-round pick.  According to CBS4 in Miami, Stallworth has been detained after an automobile accident that killed a pedestrian.

Per the report, the accident happened at the intersection of Fisher Island Drive and the MacCarthur Causeway in Miami.

We've separately been advised that police are investigating whether Stallworth was driving under the influence.  According to a source with knowledge of the investigation, authorities performed a mandatory blood draw on Stallworth, and they are awaiting the results of the test.

We're also told that prosecutors are involved, and charges could be filed very soon.

Stallworth, per the source, was driving a Bentley.  As our own Aaron Wilson discovered while chasing the tip we'd received (yeah, we were responsible and tried to confirm before posting . . . for a change), Stallworth was arrested in 2006 while driving a Bentley.

Man, if I were Stallworth and I was driving, I'd start thinking about keeping away from Bentleys
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 14, 2009, 02:48:04 PM
farg that.  Hire a driver.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Feva on March 14, 2009, 03:16:19 PM
I bet the Browns are sick and tired of dealing with Bentleys. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on March 14, 2009, 07:05:34 PM
Maybe his Bently has MRSA
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 16, 2009, 11:57:41 AM
http://www.miamiherald.com/459/story/951343.html

Damn...this is the article on the incident and it has the video of Stallworth being issued his field sobriety test...and in the background you can see the EMT's working on the guy he hit.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 16, 2009, 12:04:37 PM
QuoteReyes was born in Cuba and left as a teenager for a better life in the United States. He worked numerous construction jobs. He was an avid baseball fan, particularly fond of the Florida Marlins.

Burn, sucker!


But, seriously, even if this isn't a criminal problem, Stallworth is going to have to deal with a civil suit of massive proportions.  ALL FORMER PLAYERS MUST BE MOCKED.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 19, 2009, 05:03:20 PM
QuoteREPORT: STALLWORTH'S BAC WAS 0.12 PERCENT
Posted by Mike Florio on March 19, 2009, 4:43 p.m.

Things aren't looking good for Browns receiver Donte' Stallworth.

According to the Miami Herald, Stallworth's blood-alcohol concentration was 0.12 percent after the incident that claimed the life of Mario Reyes.

A source with knowledge of the investigation tells us that Stallworth's blood was taken twice — once after the accident and again an hour later.  It's not known whether the 0.12 percent result arises from the earlier test or the later one.

We previously have reported that prosecutors are ready to file DUI manslaughter charges against Stallworth, pending the results of the blood test.

A source with knowledge of the investigation told us on Saturday that Stallworth admitted to drinking at least four Patrons and two Margaritas.  Another source said Stallworth claimed that he had his last drink at midnight.

The collision occurred after 7:00 a.m. local time
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2009, 06:18:54 PM
Holy shtein, these guys are farging retarded.  TAKE A CAB?  HAVE A PERMANENT LIMO DRIVER?

I hope he gets the chair.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Rome on March 19, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
He was going from mainland Miami over the causeway to the beachside.  It's a 10 dollar cab ride at most.  It's going to cost him millions, plus his career, plus he's probably going to go to jail for 10 years.

Nice job, Donte.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2009, 07:38:37 PM
Dude, it would have been $10 back to get his car in the morning.  Plus, maybe a $25 parking ticket.

Times are tough.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Munson on March 19, 2009, 07:40:09 PM
He's gotta feed his family.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2009, 07:42:57 PM
Maybe he's be making real money if he had Munson speed.

Also, if the pedestrian working the night shift to make ends meet had Munson speed, he could have avoided the Bentley.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Munson on March 19, 2009, 07:49:56 PM
It's the dreads. He's gotta lose the dreads to get down to a 4.5.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 21, 2009, 11:23:21 AM
Miami Police:  We haven't said anything (yet) (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3997609&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on March 22, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
Raiders OT Cornell Green (http://www.wtsp.com/sports/story.aspx?storyid=102729&catid=4)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: DH on March 23, 2009, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Rome on March 19, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
It's going to cost him millions, plus his career, plus he's probably going to go to jail for 10 years.

Leonard Little says hi.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Father Demon on April 07, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
NFL Receiver Reggie Williams Tasered, Arrested on Drug Charges (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,512838,00.html)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on April 07, 2009, 01:57:46 PM
it's a shame there's no video.  i love a good taser video.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Father Demon on April 07, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
"Don't tase me, bro!"

That one never fails to entertain...
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 07, 2009, 02:04:46 PM
WTF is wrong with Jacksonville.  My favorite taser audio was the lady who refused to get off her cellphone as the officer was ticketing her.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YxhIrb6zg

Bitch deserved that shtein

Then she orgasmed at the end
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Father Demon on April 07, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
LOL.  I was just talking about that exact video with a buddy.  It's by far the best one out there.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on April 11, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
Donte Whitner (at Ted Ginn's birthday bash) (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4061171)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on April 11, 2009, 04:32:41 PM
I think I've decided that professional athletes are no* different from the rest of us except for the fact that none of them can hold their liquor/handle their drugs. I've been rocking that shtein for the better part of 15 years and have never been arrested because of it. Tighten up, jackasses.

edit: I missed an important word in that first sentence.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on April 11, 2009, 06:20:42 PM
I'm looking forward to your 'I got busted' thread some day soon.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 23, 2009, 09:59:39 AM
oh wait, it should go here:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4090836
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 23, 2009, 01:37:09 PM
good thing the eagles cut him along with that drunk chris carter
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on April 23, 2009, 02:16:26 PM
that story makes me really sad
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Tomahawk on April 23, 2009, 02:18:16 PM
Seriously? Why?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on April 23, 2009, 02:21:07 PM
cause the guy overcame so much and had an incredible career then retires and falls right back into it...probably because he didnt know what to do without football and felt empty...or maybe his body is broke down and hes depressed...i just always liked the guy
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 23, 2009, 02:24:49 PM
i would guess that he never completely stopped with the nose candy but was lucky enough to not get caught again during his playing days.  how else could one explain actually wanting to live in that shteinhole jax for 10 years.  you'd have to be coked out of your mind. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 02:31:28 PM
I also feel very sorry for successful millionaire former athletes who can't handle their drugs.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: MDS on April 24, 2009, 12:27:45 AM
you just dont get it, do you, rusty?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on April 24, 2009, 01:21:40 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 23, 2009, 02:31:28 PM
I also feel very sorry for successful millionaire former athletes who can't handle their drugs.

You'd think with all their fame and the  money they make, with all the NFL resources and what they get from day one at the rookie symposium, they would at least know how to properly bribe public officials.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on April 24, 2009, 06:52:30 AM
Good point. But I was thinking more along the lines of...
You'd think that with all of the fully encouraged immature behavior over years and decades, a total lack of responsibility that goes along with exceptional athletic talent through high school and college and the financial resources to do whatever they like, they would at least learn how to handle their drug shtein and not get arrested constantly.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 01, 2009, 06:37:50 PM
lawrence phillips.  again (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4117106)

you'd really be hard pressed to find a bigger waste of space and talent over the last 25 years. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: hbionic on May 01, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
I played B-Ball with him once...thuggish, ruggish fa sho!
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 01, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
Quote from: hbionic on May 01, 2009, 06:44:50 PM
I played B-Ball with him once...thuggish, ruggish fa sho!

you paid him a conjugal visit? 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on May 04, 2009, 03:06:42 PM
two Saints no-names exposed themselves (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4131618)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on May 16, 2009, 12:06:46 AM
Quote
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (AP) - Former NFL star Bruce Smith was charged with drunken driving Friday morning after a police officer stopped him for speeding, Virginia Beach police said.

Smith has two previous DUI arrests but has not been convicted. A 1997 charge was dismissed, and he was acquitted in 2003.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on May 16, 2009, 02:24:46 PM
Corey McIntyre got caught jerking off outside a woman's window: (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4171440)

QuotePORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Buffalo Bills fullback Corey McIntyre has been arrested in Florida on accusations he fondled himself outside a Port St. Lucie woman's home.

The incident allegedly happened about two months ago, but the 29-year-old McIntyre was arrested Thursday and charged with exposing sexual organs.

The charge is a misdemeanor and required a warrant for his arrest, which led to the lag time before McIntyre was jailed.

A spokesman for the Port St. Lucie Police says a woman claimed the player knocked on her window during the act, then fled. Police later spotted him on a bicycle.

A man listed as McIntyre's agent did not return calls seeking comment. The player was released from Martin County Jail on $10,000 bond.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 16, 2009, 04:04:23 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on May 16, 2009, 02:24:46 PM
Corey McIntyre got caught jerking off outside a woman's window: (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4171440)

QuotePORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Buffalo Bills fullback Corey McIntyre has been arrested in Florida on accusations he fondled himself outside a Port St. Lucie woman's home.

The incident allegedly happened about two months ago, but the 29-year-old McIntyre was arrested Thursday and charged with exposing sexual organs.

The charge is a misdemeanor and required a warrant for his arrest, which led to the lag time before McIntyre was jailed.

A spokesman for the Port St. Lucie Police says a woman claimed the player knocked on her window during the act, then fled. Police later spotted him on a bicycle.

A man listed as McIntyre's agent did not return calls seeking comment. The player was released from Martin County Jail on $10,000 bond.

In Miami, he's lucky he didn't get it shot off like Sean Taylor.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Father Demon on May 16, 2009, 08:43:32 PM
The funniest thing about that whole story is that he "fled on a bicycle"
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on May 21, 2009, 09:01:46 PM
Another NFL player tarnishing his legacy

QuoteRyan Leaf Indicted On Drug And Burglary Charges
Posted by Aaron Wilson on May 21, 2009, 6:47 p.m. EDT

Former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf is in trouble.

According to KFDA-TV in Amarillo, Tex., the former San Diego Chargers bust was indicted by a Texas grand jury today on seven counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud, one count of burglary and one count of delivery of a controlled substance.

Per the report, the Randall County District Attorney's office stated that the dates of the alleged offenses run from January to October of last year.

Last year, Leaf resigned from an assistant coaching position at West Texas A&M after allegedly asking a player for a pain pill to deal with a chronic wrist injury.

Before retiring from the NFL, Leaf passed for just 14 touchdowns and 3,666 yards with 36 career interceptions and a 50.0 quarterback rating.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on May 21, 2009, 09:05:18 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on May 16, 2009, 08:43:32 PM
The funniest thing about that whole story is that he "fled on a bicycle"

I think the funniest part is that he knocked on her window. Was he like "scuse me, do you have a tissue?"

Actually, I have a friend who this happened to. True story. She was dressing after a shower and spotted a guy looking in from the back yard. She dressed and went out and yelled at him to get the farg off the property and she's calling the police. The guy had retreated some and sheepishly answered through the darkness, "I'm not done yet."
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2009, 11:01:12 PM
does your friend live near yeti? 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 21, 2009, 11:19:14 PM
Quote from: Eagaholic on May 21, 2009, 09:01:46 PM
Another NFL player tarnishing his legacy

QuoteRyan Leaf Indicted On Drug And Burglary Charges
Posted by Aaron Wilson on May 21, 2009, 6:47 p.m. EDT

Former NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf is in trouble.

According to KFDA-TV in Amarillo, Tex., the former San Diego Chargers bust was indicted by a Texas grand jury today on seven counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud, one count of burglary and one count of delivery of a controlled substance.

Per the report, the Randall County District Attorney's office stated that the dates of the alleged offenses run from January to October of last year.

Last year, Leaf resigned from an assistant coaching position at West Texas A&M after allegedly asking a player for a pain pill to deal with a chronic wrist injury.

Before retiring from the NFL, Leaf passed for just 14 touchdowns and 3,666 yards with 36 career interceptions and a 50.0 quarterback rating.

tarnishing?

More like enhancing. LOL
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2009, 11:29:43 PM
there's so much to make fun of here.  where does one start? 

january to october, eh?  so basically, his criminal career/drug addiction lasted longer than his nfl career. 

is leaf's chronic wrist injury a long-term, nagging injury that won't heal properly or did he actually hurt it while trying to smoke some chronic?   

so ryan leaf was trying to score some drugs and i guess you could say he was......intercepted. 

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on May 21, 2009, 11:33:05 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 21, 2009, 11:01:12 PM
does your friend live near yeti? 

I don't know where he lives and how large his territory is, so I can't offer an educated guess.

Hey, with that chronic wrist injury, maybe it was Ryan Leif.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 22, 2009, 01:29:01 PM
The chronic wrist problem is funny. He supposedly had a bad wrist with the Chargers and claimed he couldn't practice (or maybe he sat out mini camps or something). Then he was spotted a week or two later playing golf. When asked about the wrist he said it didn't hurt when he played golf, only when he threw a football.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on May 23, 2009, 01:44:27 PM
QuoteCowboys Fullback Gets Busted
Posted by Mike Florio on May 23, 2009, 10:49 a.m.

What better way to start the Memorial Day weekend than with an NFL player arrest?

On Friday, Cowboys fullback Asaph Schwapp was busted at Love Field in Dallas for carrying a prohibited weapon.

But it wasn't a gun.  (So what the hell was it?)

Schwapp was signed as an undrafted free agent earlier this year.  He played college football at Notre Dame

Cowboys Ass swap arrested at Love Field is what it first sounded like to me.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on May 25, 2009, 07:51:36 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/24/starks.arrest/index.html

Randy Starks doing some bizarre shtein in a semi
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 25, 2009, 06:45:06 PM
weird, that guy never turned out to be as good as i thought he would be. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Father Demon on June 05, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donté Stallworth is pleading not guilty to DUI manslaughter charges from a fatal Miami car crash in which a pedestrian died. The plea was entered at a brief court hearing in Miami by defense attorney Christopher Lyons.

Stallworth, 28, did not appear in court. A trial date has not been set. The former Eagle faces up to 15 years if convicted. Police say Stallworth was driving drunk after a night on the town when he struck and killed Mario Reyes, 59, on a Miami Beach causeway. Stallworth is free on $200,000 bail and is required to abstain from alcohol, not drive and observe a curfew.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: methdeez on June 05, 2009, 06:50:56 PM
L'il Leonard Little.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 05, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donté Stallworth is pleading not guilty to DUI manslaughter charges from a fatal Miami car crash in which a pedestrian died. The plea was entered at a brief court hearing in Miami by defense attorney Christopher Lyons.

Stallworth, 28, did not appear in court. A trial date has not been set. The former Eagle faces up to 15 years if convicted. Police say Stallworth was driving drunk after a night on the town when he struck and killed Mario Reyes, 59, on a Miami Beach causeway. Stallworth is free on $200,000 bail and is required to abstain from alcohol, not drive and observe a curfew.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4261769

He's now going to plead out and serve time.

QuoteStallworth had faced up to 15 years in prison on the DUI manslaughter charge, but the plea deal calls for far less time. Chavez would not provide details on the penalties, nor would Stallworth attorney Christopher Lyons.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on June 16, 2009, 10:25:23 AM
Luckily for him, he'll only have to serve one year. They'll release him after that because of his lingering hamstring issues.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 16, 2009, 10:32:55 AM
i don't even know if he'll get that much jail time. 

meanwhile, plaxico's case won't go to court until after the season so pending internal league action, he may be available to play this year. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2009, 12:37:06 PM
30 days in jail??

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4262751
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on June 16, 2009, 12:46:56 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2009, 12:37:06 PM
30 days in jail??

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4262751

that sentence tells me his only fault must have been that he was drunk
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 17, 2009, 11:22:13 AM
and driving.  and running over people. 

it's pretty simple though.  he owned it from the minute it happened.  he didn't run.  he called the cops and he cooperated with them fully and he settled with the victim's family. 

da's and prosecuters don't get evaluated so much on sentences as much as they do on convictions.  so whether stallworth serves 15 days or 15 years is nearly irrelevant as long as he's convicted which is why they are almost always willing to plea bargin, even in a case like this where the evidence was there and stallworth admitted his guilt and they still accepted a plea bargin from him. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on June 17, 2009, 12:15:53 PM
what im saying is the guy was randomly running across a busy highway/road and it sounds like the police and court deemed that he was as much at fault for getting hit as stallworth was for hitting him...in other words dook would have or easily could have gotten rolled even if the driver wasnt drunk

in other words stallworth got punished for drinking and driving basically not for killing someone

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 17, 2009, 12:33:28 PM
got it.  yeah, dude was jaywalking.  the only real punishment stallworth is getting out of it is a lifetime suspension of his driver's license.  but he can eventually apply to have it reenstated with restrictions to allow him to drive to and from work. 

he's an idiot for driving drunk but i'll give the guy some credit for showing a little integrity and doing the right thing.  most people don't even stop their car in that situation. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on June 17, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
It will be interesting to see what the league does with his house arrest, I'm not sure if others have played under that circumstance. It should bring up questions about traveling with the team and (presumably) the ankle bracelet with the TO rule (no foreign objects permitted on the field, which is a good rule because it prevented Plaxico from playing with a gun in his jock strap).   
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on July 15, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
QuoteBILLINGS, Mont. -- A federal judge Wednesday sentenced former NFL player Travis Henry to three years in prison for financing a drug trafficking operation that moved cocaine between Colorado and Montana.

Henry, 30, of Frostproof, Fla., was arrested by federal drug agents last October -- just a few months after the running back's release from the Denver Broncos.


He pleaded guilty in April to a single count of trafficking cocaine. In handing down Wednesday's sentence, U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull in Billings also gave Henry five years of probation upon his release and recommended he enter a 500-hour drug treatment program.

Henry has said that at the time of his arrest, he was struggling to keep up with child support payments after fathering at least nine children with nine women. But Cebull said it was Henry's addiction to marijuana that destroyed the defendant's career and ultimately landed him in federal court.

"This is a unique case in that you're a unique individual. You're a heck of a football player," Cebull said. "You are not unique in this sense: your drug habit."

Clad in a blue prison jumpsuit and wearing handcuffs, Henry apologized to the court and said his criminal actions did not reflect his true self.

"If given the chance, I want to tell kids around the world that using drugs and abusing drugs isn't way," he said.

He had faced a possible 10 years to life in prison and a $4 million fine. Cebull waived the fine because he said Henry could not afford it.

Henry rose from a childhood of poverty -- his single mother picked oranges for a living -- to become a record setting running back at the University of Tennessee.

He was drafted into the NFL in 2001 and joined the Broncos two years ago. His descent from the pinnacle of professional sports to federal inmate took just 13 months, beginning with his release last June from the Denver Broncos.

Just one season into a four-year, $22.5 million contract, Henry was cut following allegations of drug use and a perceived lack of commitment.

With his income gone, Henry turned to the drug trade in part to cover his mounting child support payments, according to court documents and testimony.

That criminal career proved brief.

A driver moving cocaine for Henry from Denver to Billings was arrested last September in Montana and quickly agreed to turn federal informant. That person later helped authorities set up a sting operation against Henry and his co-defendant, James Mack.

Two weeks later, as Henry was leaving a Denver-area apartment with 6 kilograms of cocaine, the authorities moved in. Henry attempted to run, but was chased down and caught after a short pursuit.

In court briefs filed prior to his sentencing, Henry's defense attorneys asked for leniency for their client and argued that he turned to drug trafficking only out of desperation. They say he went into a "downward spiral" after losing $40,000 in drug proceeds that were stolen from a house in Billings.

Following his arrest, Henry initially was released on $400,000 bond. He was jailed after being arrested again in Florida in May, for violating the terms of his release by drinking alcohol.

Sentencing for his co-defendant -- Mack, 29, of Bow Mar, Colo. -- is set for July 24 before Judge Cebull.

lol @ "addiction to marijuana" forcing him to traffic in coke.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on July 16, 2009, 01:34:28 AM
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9pbQnmPOMbw/Rs3l-vZkb_I/AAAAAAAAAZg/ockgNNKxPFk/s320/BobS.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 29, 2009, 12:12:27 PM
I'm surprised nothing about Plax yet.  He's taking the stand today, his lawyer is doing this as a last ditch effort supposedly as he's pretty much farged.  There's some talk that Pierce is in a shteinload of trouble too based on lying to the cops. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on July 30, 2009, 01:47:39 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/29/burress-basically-throws-himself-at-the-mercy-of-the-grand-jury/

I must be wrong, but I thought a few months ago there was talk that the prosecution would be willing to plea bargain down to 3 months of jail, but Burress wouldn't go for it.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on August 03, 2009, 03:07:20 PM
Antonio Pierce won't be indicted
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 05, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
maurice clarett was withdrew his request for early release

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4378906

after reading this.......

QuoteOld thoughts often tackle my emotions and leave me paralyzed momentarily. Does anyone know what it feels like to be stuck mentally for days on end? Depressing thoughts are the invisible weight we all hate to carry but at times is inevitable," Clarett wrote on his blog. "I personally believe that I've been aiming too low. A body and mind full of endless possibilities that I cannot and will not waste it back here.


........it seems like maybe the dude had a wake up call.  i doubt he'll ever play football again, at least not in the nfl.  but hopefully he got a heavy dose of reality while in jail for the last 3 years and is able to make some positive changes in his life and make something of himself. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: methdeez on August 05, 2009, 07:53:00 PM
Isn't he from Youngstown, OH?
If so, he is destined to be a mess for the rest of his life.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 06, 2009, 09:23:15 AM
i don't know where he's from but i'd say the odds are against him.  when he gets out he'll be a dumb jock ex con without a degree or any tangible skill other than carrying a football.  i've never been a fan of his but i'm all about people coming to the realization that they've been living like idiots and changing their lifestyle for the better. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: DH on August 13, 2009, 10:26:51 AM
Donte suspended w/o pay for all of 09'
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 13, 2009, 10:35:05 AM
Steelers players are in Some shtein over shooting banned assault weapons with pa state police 3 years ago per daily news.   
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on August 13, 2009, 10:45:40 AM
So now you can't even do shtein with proper supervision?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on August 13, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
Guns which are now legal again, right?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 13, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
not full auto, and not ones taken from the evidence locker, and fired with state police supplied ammo
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Rome on August 13, 2009, 06:07:21 PM
So let me get this straight... Donte gets a month in jail from the "justice" system, yet Goodell sits his ass for an entire season?

Oh that's fair.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 13, 2009, 08:34:33 PM
i don't really understand why people get so bent out of shape when a sports league (nfl, mlb, nba, etc) takes further disciplinary action against a player after they have paid their "legal dues."  whether it's vick or stallworth or whoever.  i don't get why people don't seem to understand that the nfl is not obligated at all to ever reinstate any player that is convicted of a felony.  no business is obligated to hire a convicted felon. 

stallworth should (and seems like he does) consider himself lucky for only getting a year suspension from the league. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: methdeez on August 15, 2009, 03:15:22 AM
Considering Stallworth has never really done anything except get hurt, I think he is probably pretty done.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 20, 2009, 09:57:16 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4411228
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: DH on August 20, 2009, 10:30:51 AM
Plaxico changes his plea. 2 years in the clink.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on August 21, 2009, 02:34:57 AM
QuoteM. Vick goes to jail . . . Marcus Vick, that is
Posted by Mike Florio on August 20, 2009 9:51 PM ET
Only a few weeks after Mike Vick finished a federal prison term, his brother Marcus is going up the river.  (Or it is down the river?)

The big difference is that Marcus Vick, who for a short time in 2006 played for the Dolphins, has been sentenced to only 20 days.

Marcus Vick was found to be in violation of his probation arising from a 2008 DUI conviction, per WAVY-TV.  The court found that he failed to complete an alcohol education program, he tested positive for marijuana, he missed appointments, and he didn't pay court costs and fines.

Like they say, the scab doesn't fall far from the lesion. Or something like that.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Rome on August 21, 2009, 09:47:10 AM
Quote from: Die-Hard on August 20, 2009, 10:30:51 AM
Plaxico changes his plea. 2 years in the clink.

new york's gun possession laws are draconian.  frigging guiliani and his gestapo bullshtein tactics.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2009, 09:56:18 AM
i can't wait until 2011 when ron mexico will be hooking up with cheddar bob in the endzone for the eagles. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2009, 03:02:05 PM
Quote from: Rome on August 21, 2009, 09:47:10 AMnew york's gun possession laws are draconian.  frigging guiliani and his gestapo bullshtein tactics.

Gun laws should be even stricter than they are in NY.  You use a gun in the commission of a crime, you should be going away for 25 years minimum.  That's exactly the kind of crime we should enforce with extreme malice.  Gun criminals are far more dangerous to society than dope fiends, thieves, etc.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on August 21, 2009, 03:07:06 PM
Law stating that law abiding citizens can't carry guns, like the one in new york city, are draconian. But you know that, gun-lover.

If you use the gun in the commission of a crime, which is a completely different thing, then yes, you should be put away.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2009, 03:18:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 21, 2009, 03:07:06 PM
Law stating that law abiding citizens can't carry guns, like the one in new york city, are draconian. But you know that, gun-lover.

If you use the gun in the commission of a crime, which is a completely different thing, then yes, you should be put away.

we are in agreement.

lock up the gun criminals, Plaxico especially
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on September 06, 2009, 01:51:36 PM
wtf.....Shawne Merriman was arrested for choking and restraining Tila Tequila

(http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2008/images/flipbooks/2008-mtv-stars/red-carpet-tila-tequila-15834137.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Feva on September 06, 2009, 02:28:05 PM
Guess Shawne Merriman had to choke a bitch.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2009, 03:49:24 PM
I'm not one for choking women, but if I had to spend more than 25 second around that slut the urge might be overwhelming.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on September 06, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
roid rage
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Magical_Retard on September 06, 2009, 07:16:20 PM
If only he was on the Eagles.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: reese125 on September 06, 2009, 07:50:24 PM
I hope she falls in love soon
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: methdeez on September 07, 2009, 01:36:28 PM
She has the fakest tits ever.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on September 07, 2009, 04:42:32 PM
Not to mention the weakest claim of battery and kidnapping.  Non story.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: bowzer on September 07, 2009, 04:56:51 PM
She countered his claim that she was drunk but arguing that she's allergic to alcohol.  Too bad she posts all over her Twitter about drinking and staying out late. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on September 07, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
The allergic reaction is more commonly known as intoxication. I think her allergies were really acting up that night, too.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: bowzer on September 07, 2009, 04:56:51 PM
She countered his claim that she was drunk but arguing that she's allergic to alcohol. 

lmao.  her farging stage name is tequilla.  supposedly she got the name when she was 13 and got drunk one night on tequilla.  what a dumb biatch.  but really, should we expect anything different from someone who basically got discovered simply based on the fact that she had a lot of myspace friends?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 07, 2009, 10:39:15 PM
QuoteAnother day, another AFC West domestic violence arrest
Posted by Mike Florio on September 7, 2009 8:45 PM ET
On Sunday, Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested for battery and false imprisonment.

Broncos tight end Richard Quinn didn't learn from Merriman's example.

Quinn, a second-round pick in the 2009 draft, currently is behind bars as a result of a Monday domestic violence incident.  Per Lindsay Jones of the Denver Post, Quinn is being held without bail pending a Tuesday morning court appearance.

Quinn's girlfriend called 911 from a neighbor's house, and she told authorities that Quinn "grabbed and shook her to the ground," and that he took her cell phone to prevent her from calling police.  He faces a concisely-worded charge of "harassment -- obstruction of phone services/domestic violence."

Quinn reportedly admitted to taking the phone, but he claims that he did so only because she "started hitting him in the face."  And that excuse makes sense only if she started hitting him in the face . . . with her phone
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on September 07, 2009, 10:50:22 PM
Obstruction of phone services? I guess Verizon lobbied to get that law put in.

Dawk's like a man among bratty little kids on that team.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 07, 2009, 11:01:22 PM
Including the head brat, Josh McDaniels.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: bowzer on September 08, 2009, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
Quote from: bowzer on September 07, 2009, 04:56:51 PM
She countered his claim that she was drunk but arguing that she's allergic to alcohol. 

lmao.  her farging stage name is tequilla.  supposedly she got the name when she was 13 and got drunk one night on tequilla.  what a dumb biatch.  but really, should we expect anything different from someone who basically got discovered simply based on the fact that she had a lot of myspace friends?

The owner of the bar that Merriman and Tila were at claimed she was drinking.  She was also dry-farging him all night long as he sat down.  She's a drunken whore.  Case closed.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2009, 11:39:15 PM
Merriman should be choke slammed for hanging out with some d-list whore.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2009, 08:59:10 AM
Yeah, like you'd decline given the chance.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: reese125 on September 09, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
ha--Sarge pointing out the best of all this...."hey pan face...your last name is Tequilla and youre allergic to alchohol?" 

farg outta here

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on September 09, 2009, 01:06:04 PM
Maybe this dude should have made a small adjustment in lifestyle. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-harrisonaccuser-shooting&prov=ap&type=lgns)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 09, 2009, 01:58:12 PM
So he should stop hanging around dumb drunk sluts?  What's the point in living then?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 09, 2009, 08:59:10 AM
Yeah, like you'd decline given the chance.

I find nothing attractive about her.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2009, 03:07:10 PM
Nor do I honestly.  But that will hardly matter when I'm 80, at which point I will either sorely regret having passed on the chance to farg a young woman, or I'll relish the memory of it, not least for having spent decades slowly but surely sculpting the memory into good material, no matter how bad it may have been in reality at the time.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2009, 03:09:07 PM
Point taken.

Although you could go to a club and pick out someone who is way hotter than her and pillage that ass for your memories.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2009, 03:10:56 PM
I have too many errands to run to get that chance any more.  I've got to live on these memories I already have for the rest of my life.  Yay marriage, yay life.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on September 09, 2009, 03:14:05 PM
Take up a heavier drinking regimen, slap the wife around a little. You'll be single again before you know it.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2009, 03:16:44 PM
Yeah, I'd rather not. 

You make choices, you suffer the consequences of them, you die. 

I think that may be the first thing I tell my children.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on September 09, 2009, 03:18:05 PM
Scream it at their squishy little heads as they're being born to make the biggest impression.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: bowzer on September 09, 2009, 08:08:37 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 09, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 09, 2009, 08:59:10 AM
Yeah, like you'd decline given the chance.

I find nothing attractive about her.

She looks like Gizmo...

Additionally, Merriman plays in the NFL and lives in San Diego.. I'm sure he could find a much hotter girl, who isn't mentally retarded.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on September 09, 2009, 10:38:25 PM
The question you have to ask yourself is "Can I stand being around this woman long enough to drop a load?" I could easily see the answer being no in Tequila's case, no matter how fast you cum. That's probably why she ended up getting choked.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 10, 2009, 02:19:08 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4461799

QuoteTila Tequila, the reality TV star who accused Shawne Merriman of domestic violence last weekend, said via her Twitter feed that she will meet with the San Diego County district attorney's office on Friday.

QuoteThe tweet from Tequila's account that said she would meet with the district attorney, which is verified by Twitter but is not guaranteed to have been written by her, was part of a string of tweets Thursday morning. She started by writing "I will never be a VICTIM of anything. So when someone lays a hand on me then lies. Its on." She followed that up with more than 30 updates in the next hour, including accusing Merriman of lying in his statements to the media about her.

"Damage control. Blame Tila. Make her look bad. Send it out to the media so they don't [sic] believe her! Quick! Cover it up!," she wrote, according to the Twitter feed.


30 tweets in an hour?  what the hell could happen every 2 farging minutes that you need to tell the world about it?  this bitch needs to get over herself. 

QuoteMerriman and Tequila have exchanged charges and countercharges on their Twitter accounts.

record for twitter references in an article? 

i seriously farging skull farg hate this whole twitter farging phase.  i'd like to say that i can't wait until it's over and we've moved beyond it, but that probably means that the world has given it up for something even more awful. 

and if merriman did actually choke her out, then farg him for not finishing the job.  farging hoyda. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 10, 2009, 02:21:05 PM
I'm going to start a website called twatter and make cash off the porn industry
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 10, 2009, 09:18:04 PM
so now espn is reporting that there was no meeting scheduled between tequila and the da's office.  see what happens when you use twitter as a farging source. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: reese125 on September 10, 2009, 09:21:43 PM
damn your really pissed about this

youre one of her friends on myspace arent you?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 10, 2009, 09:29:58 PM
nah, i just really hate how journalists are constantly taking things that are posted on twitter and then reporting it as news.  especially when it comes to celebs.  i guess twitter takes certain precautions to make sure that the profile belongs to the person it's said to, but at the same time, you know damn well that celebs aren't posting everything themselves.  they have people doing it for them. 

not to mention that i hate how social networking sites like this either make some talentless skank famous, or helps keep them in the spotlight after their 15 minutes are up.  or in the case of tila tequila, both.

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2009, 12:45:15 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4466257

QuoteDistrict Attorney Bonnie Dumanis on Friday dismissed reality TV star Tila Tequila's accusations that San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman choked her and threw her to the ground early Sunday while she was trying to leave his suburban home.

Merriman
Merriman
Tequila
Tequila

Merriman was arrested after Tequila signed a citizen's arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felonies.

Dumanis decided not to charge Merriman after her office spent three days reviewing reports from the San Diego County Sheriff's Department.

"After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009, incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed," Dumanis said in a statement. "This case is now closed. No further comment will be made."
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 12, 2009, 01:53:46 AM
i saw that on twitter like forever ago. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on November 23, 2009, 04:34:23 PM
QuoteHassan Jones pleads no contest to attacking daughter
Posted by Michael David Smith on November 23, 2009 3:31 PM ET
Former Vikings receiver Hassan Jones pleaded no contest to aggravated assault in an incident in which he was accused of attacking his daughter, the St. Petersburg Times is reporting.

Jones agreed to probation and anger management counseling, the Times reports.

Jones was charged in July with dragging his daughter on concrete and grabbing her by the throat, and with threatening both his wife and his daughter with a golf club.

Defense attorney Douglas Prior said, "It was an unfortunate situation that everyone involved wishes never happened."

Jones spent seven years with the Vikings (1986-92) and one with the Chiefs (1993). He pleaded no contest to a charge of domestic battery in 1996, and he was charged with drunk driving in 2006.

I'd definitely be watching this guy's emails.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 23, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
I remember him from Tecmo Bowl.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on November 30, 2009, 06:44:56 PM
from PFT

QuotePanthers linebacker Jon Beason has been arrested for aggravated assault, per WCNC-TV, Charlotte's NBC affiliate.

Via WCNC's Twitter feed, the arrest arises from a November 15 incident during which Beason allegedly punched a man.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on December 08, 2009, 06:21:33 PM
A restraining order, not an arrest, but hideous if true

QuoteWoman says Suggs hit her, spilled bleach on her
Posted by Michael David Smith on December 8, 2009 1:38 PM ET
Last week a restraining order was issued against Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs. Today the Baltimore Sun has published the ugly details of that restraining order, in which a woman who says she's the mother of Suggs' children claims he hit her, knocked her down, and spilled bleach on her while threatening her with it.

The woman, Candace Williams, identifies herself as Suggs' fiancee and the mother of his two children, although Suggs told the Baltimore Sun he is not in a relationship with her.

Williams said Suggs threw a soap dispenser at her head, hit her in the chest with his hand, and held a bottle of bleach over her and her 1-year-old son. According to Williams, Suggs said he was going to "drown [her] with this bleach." She says she put her hands over the cap, but the bleach spilled onto her and her son.

Suggs has not been charged with a crime. He is not commenting publicly on the allegations.

Ravens vice president Kevin Byrne noted that Suggs "will have his chance to tell his side of the story."

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said the NFL will "take a look at it as we would any such matter to try to understand the facts."
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on December 08, 2009, 06:22:31 PM
Some guys get really jealous of their friends' white women.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2009, 01:54:33 AM
NFL Mascots Arrested - 2009

QuoteMan who plays Pats mascot arrested in prostitution sting
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 11, 2009 7:31 PM ET
A man who plays New England's professional football mascot has been arrested for soliciting someone to pat his patriot.

The Rhode Island State Police announced a slew of recent arrests for prostitution-related crimes.  The list includes 47-year-old Robert Sormanti, who is one of the several people who don the outfit of the Patriots mascot.

"The Pat Patriot mascot costume is worn by multiple people, each of whom are held responsible and accountable for their actions. The individual in question has been suspended," the team said in a statement Friday night. "The mascot responsibilities will continue to be fulfilled by others."

The arrest of Sormanti and 13 others are the first since Rhode Island's governor closed a loophole that made "indoor prostitution" legal.

The real victims here are the other unlucky guys and gals who dress as Pat Patriot.  Sormanti just guaranteed them Sundays filled with sarcastic, heckling jokes.

So maybe things won't be that different.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on December 12, 2009, 03:00:17 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 12, 2009, 01:54:33 AM
NFL Mascots Arrested - 2009

QuoteMan who plays Pats mascot arrested in prostitution sting
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 11, 2009 7:31 PM ET
A man who plays New England's professional football mascot has been arrested for soliciting someone to pat his patriot.

The Rhode Island State Police announced a slew of recent arrests for prostitution-related crimes.  The list includes 47-year-old Robert Sormanti, who is one of the several people who don the outfit of the Patriots mascot.

"The Pat Patriot mascot costume is worn by multiple people, each of whom are held responsible and accountable for their actions. The individual in question has been suspended," the team said in a statement Friday night. "The mascot responsibilities will continue to be fulfilled by others."

The arrest of Sormanti and 13 others are the first since Rhode Island's governor closed a loophole that made "indoor prostitution" legal.

The real victims here are the other unlucky guys and gals who dress as Pat Patriot.  Sormanti just guaranteed them Sundays filled with sarcastic, heckling jokes.

So maybe things won't be that different.

I hope at least he secretly filmed them
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on December 16, 2009, 02:31:13 AM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/12/15/jolly-indicted-again-on-drug-charges/

If I was to buy drugs from an NFL D-lineman, I'd like him to have a name like Johnny Jolly.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 29, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4779216
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 07, 2010, 11:09:35 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4804786

cheddar bob's request for work-release denied. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: shorebird on January 09, 2010, 09:06:58 AM
Quote"The defendant took an unholstered, loaded pistol into a crowded nightclub, accidentally firing it with one hand while holding his drink in the other," he said. "This extreme and reckless disregard for safety is what New York's gun laws were designed to prevent."

Wow, hadn't heard that part. What a friggen' idiot.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 10, 2010, 10:51:42 PM
QuoteJermaine Phillips arrested on felony battery charges
Posted by Mike Florio on January 10, 2010 7:52 PM ET
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have had several guys on the wrong side of the window that separates the front seat and back seat of a police cruiser.

Now they have another.

Safety Jermaine Phillips, according to the tip from a reader regarding the online database of the Hillsbrough County Sheriff's Office, was arrested today on felony charges of "domestic battery by strangulation."

Phillips is being held without bond.

The 30-year-old Phillips was placed on injured reserve in September with a broken thumb.  The nine-year veteran has spent his entire career with the Buccaneers.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on January 29, 2010, 01:00:33 PM
no way...a Bengal was arrested?! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4868922)

Maualuga for DUI
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on February 02, 2010, 10:30:47 PM
QuoteDallas Cowboys starting fullback Deon Anderson was arrested in the early hours Tuesday morning on traffic warrants discovered by Addison, Texas, police who were called to a disturbance between Anderson and restaurant staff.


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According to a statement from the Addison police department, two weapons were confiscated at the scene and Anderson's car was impounded for further investigation. No charges have been filed at this time in relation to the weapons.

Addison police said they are still investigating. Cowboys officials said they are aware of the incident and are looking into it.

Anderson said he was trying to start his car when he exchanged words with a valet attendant and a security guard at the BlackFinn restaurant in Addison. Anderson said he didn't use any profanity during the incident and declined further comment.

Andersons' brother, Devon, was also arrested on charges of public intoxication.

No way... a Cowboy was arrested?

Edit: looks like he also pulled a gun.

Quote
Addison police have issued an arrest warrant for Dallas Cowboys fullback Deon Anderson on a new charge of deadly conduct for allegedly pulling a gun on a man early yesterday morning.

The charge stems from the same early morning incident in which Anderson was arrested for outstanding Irving traffic warrants.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on February 19, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Quotetaterskins cornerback Byron Westbrook was busted early Friday on suspicion of drunk driving charges.  Per NBCWashington.com, the brother of Eagles running back Brian Westbrook was pulled over shortly before 2:00 a.m. ET, after switching lanes several times.

He failed "several" field sobriety tests, and he refused to submit to a breath test.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 19, 2010, 06:30:17 PM
Pick a lane and go, Byron. Don't dance around out there.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 19, 2010, 08:45:56 PM
he'd know that if he were a halfback. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 19, 2010, 09:59:44 PM
It works for halfbacks, put/kick returners, and drivers. Don't go back and forth 500 times like an icehole.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on February 20, 2010, 12:40:57 AM
He needed a leader, like a Donovan McNabb, to come out and console him.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 22, 2010, 10:40:09 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/22/report-miami-dolphins-rb-arrested-for-dui/
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: smeags on March 22, 2010, 11:31:58 AM
seriously, can't these dopes pick one out of the twenty in their entorages to be a designated driver or hire a farging limo ?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 27, 2010, 09:15:02 PM
A drunk Joey Porter assaults cop outside of a Taco Bell (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/27/nfl-star-joey-porter-arrested-for-assaulting-cop/)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on March 28, 2010, 05:47:58 AM
he's trash, good luck Arizona
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 29, 2010, 10:18:12 AM
Quote
More Bad News For Steelers

    Santonio sued for assault, battery
    Posted by Mike Florio on March 29, 2010 9:37 AM ET
    Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger isn't the only member of the Steelers currently facing challenges via the legal system.

    Receiver Santonio Holmes, the MVP of Super Bowl XLIII, faces a civil lawsuit for assault and battery.

    According to CourtHouseNew.com, the suit was filed on March 24, 2010 for an incident occurring only two weeks earlier in Orlando.

    The civil complaint contends that Holmes confronted plaintiff Anshonoe Mills after she refused to leave the arm of a couch in the VIP area of the Rain nightclub. Holmes allegedly "put his hand" in Mills' face while attempting to remove her from the couch. Holmes then allegedly "threw his entire glass cup of liquor" at Mills' face, allegedly causing a laceration below her eyebrow and "blinding her temporarily."

    She claims that, outside the club, she asked a police office to "reprimand" Holmes for his conduct. The complaint then alleges that "he" (it's unclear whether the pronoun refers to the officer or Holmes) "proceeded to inform the plaintiff that he was an NFL football player and that he could not face criminal charges." Mills also alleges that Holmes then "offered to give [her] money because he was a [sic] NFL star and could not get into trouble."

    Mills claims that she "felt pressure from [Holmes] and the Orlando Police Department not to press chargers," and that while under said pressure he made "a short victim statement incoherently stating that she was hit in the face and bleeding near her eyes, however, intended not to press charges." She claims that the Orlando Police Department failed to write a police report.

    Holmes faces claims of assault, battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. The owner of the club at which the incident occurred also faces a claim for negligent failure to provide adequate protection. (Hopefully, the security tapes haven't been covered up with new footage.) Mills seeks unspecified damages in excess of the jurisdictional minimum of $15,000.

    Stay tuned for more.

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 31, 2010, 02:16:30 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/371307-santonio-holmes-is-kill-yourself-twitter-rant-foolish-but-justified

QuoteTo quote Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes via Twitter towards a fellow member: "y u tryna make me look like the bad guy. U shud try finding the worst thing that you could drink n kill urself."
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on March 31, 2010, 02:40:13 PM
So, where's the "no" option on that poll?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 01, 2010, 02:56:36 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 27, 2010, 09:15:02 PM
A drunk Joey Porter assaults cop outside of a Taco Bell (http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/27/nfl-star-joey-porter-arrested-for-assaulting-cop/)

charges not being filed against him.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on April 01, 2010, 04:15:54 PM
Ah, to be rich.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2010, 04:18:45 PM
Shaun Rodgers got popped at CLE with a loaded handgun.

Smart fellas, these athletes.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on April 01, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 01, 2010, 04:18:45 PM
Shaun Rodgers got popped at CLE with a loaded handgun.

Smart fellas, these athletes.

He was trying to board a plane
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 01, 2010, 04:20:54 PM
i'm waiting to see if its an april fools thing, otherwise, what a moron
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 10, 2010, 02:24:57 PM
according to espn, the da will not press charges against roftlburger.   presser being held on monday. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on April 20, 2010, 11:20:58 AM
Wow lol (http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/19/jared-allen-video-bar-fight-nfl-minnesota-vikings-scottsdale-arizona/)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on April 20, 2010, 11:23:03 AM
Quote
one of the nastiest threats ever on a bar patron

ummm no
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on April 20, 2010, 11:36:09 AM
Recovering alcoholics hanging out at bars sounds like a good idea.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: reese125 on April 20, 2010, 12:19:51 PM
shows hes not a quitter...I like that.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 20, 2010, 02:46:22 PM
He's got a high motor.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on April 22, 2010, 10:41:39 AM
Chris Perry (http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/22/chris-perry-running-back-heisman-trophy-arrested-cincinnati-bengals/)

punched his cousin in the face at his grandmom's house
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: charlie on April 22, 2010, 01:35:51 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 22, 2010, 10:41:39 AM
Chris Perry (http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/22/chris-perry-running-back-heisman-trophy-arrested-cincinnati-bengals/)

punched his cousin in the face at his grandmom's house

Sounds like most of south philly on thanksgiving
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: phattymatty on May 06, 2010, 10:56:54 AM
LT arrested for rape.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on May 06, 2010, 11:00:19 AM
Really?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SunMo on May 06, 2010, 11:21:46 AM
wow on a 15 year old
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on May 06, 2010, 11:35:29 AM
Per Pft, no mention of a 15 year old....yet

QuotePosted by Michael David Smith on May 6, 2010 10:45 AM ET
Pro Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor has been arrested on rape charges, CBS 2 in New York is reporting.

According to the report, Taylor was taken into custody by the Town of Ramapo police after being accused of raping someone in the Holiday Inn Holidome Hotel in Suffern.

Few details are available, but the alleged rape is said to have occurred early Thursday morning, and police are expected to give more information at a news conference on Thursday afternoon.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on May 06, 2010, 12:04:34 PM
now there is

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/07/sports/football/07taylor.html
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on May 06, 2010, 12:19:42 PM
Well this is encouraging she had a pimp:
QuoteThe Journal News reported that the victim was a runaway from the Bronx who was taken to the Holiday Inn in Montebello by a pimp, according to Ramapo police supervisor Christopher St. Lawrence. She was treated at a hospital.

"She was a runaway since March and there was a pimp involved," Mr. St. Lawrence told the Journal News. "She got punched in the face. We're not sure who did it."

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on May 11, 2010, 05:18:02 PM
QuoteBengals lead the NFL with 31 arrests since 2000
5/11/2010 8:43:34 AM

According to Joe Reedy of the Cincinnati Enquirer, the Bengals lead the league in most arrests since 2000 and are tied for most arrests since 2005.

Brent Schrotenboer of the San Diego Union-Tribune has compiled a database involving arrests of NFL players since 2000 that were more serious than speeding tickets. Schrotenboer says on the database that the list should not be considered as the comprehensive record but it does help out in charting a couple statistics.

According to the Union-Tribune there have been 31 arrests involving Bengals since 2000. They are not the runaway leader though. Minnesota trails by one with 30 while Denver, Jacksonville and Kansas City are tied for third with 25.

In arrests since 2005, Cincinnati and Jacksonville are tied with 20. Tennessee has 19 and Minnesota and Denver are tied with 17.

In arrests since 2007, Jacksonville (15), Denver (12), Miami (12), Tampa Bay (10) and Atlanta (10) have more than the Bengals' nine. Pittsburgh also has nine while Cleveland has eight and Baltimore four.

Here is the list

Team Total Since '05 Since '07
Cincinnati 31 20 9
Minnesota 30 17 7
Jacksonville 25 20 15
Denver 25 17 12
Kansas City 25 13 5
Miami 24 16 12
San Diego 22 16 7
Tennessee 22 19 6
Cleveland 20 11 8
Tampa Bay 18 12 10
Chicago 18 11 5
Indianapolis 17 12 7
New Orleans 17 10 7
Pittsburgh 16 13 9
Carolina 15 6 6
Baltimore 15 6 4
Atlanta 13 11 10
Buffalo 13 8 7
Seattle 13 10 6
Oakland 12 4 4
Green Bay 12 6 3
NY Giants 11 8 7
Washington 11 6 4
New England 11 5 4
Houston 9 6 5
Dallas 9 4 2
Arizona 9 3 2
San Francisco 8 3 2
Detroit 7 5 2
Philadelphia 7 4 2
NY Jets 7 3 2
St. Louis 6 5 4
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 11, 2010, 05:30:35 PM
Go Birds.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 11, 2010, 05:40:15 PM
I wonder who the 2 arrested since 2007 are?  (http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/Smoking/smoking-dope-019.gif)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 11, 2010, 05:45:04 PM
Andy Hall?  Juqua?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on May 11, 2010, 05:48:24 PM
Andy's kids?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 11, 2010, 07:24:20 PM
Mike Patterson and Juqua

Or Jabar Gaffney?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on June 06, 2010, 11:21:45 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/06/05/green.bay.packers.assault/index.html?hpt=T1

Quote(CNN) -- Seven players from the Green Bay Packers were questioned as part of an investigation into the alleged sexual assaults of two women early Saturday at a Wisconsin resort, authorities said.

Six of the men were later released and are not considered suspects. A seventh man, who was not identified, was also questioned and released, and remains under investigation, according to Lake Delton police Chief Thomas Dorner.

Police in Lake Delton, about 50 miles north of Madison, were alerted to the alleged assaults after the two women placed a 911 call at 4:17 a.m. Saturday, a police statement said.

The women directed officers to a condo at the Wilderness Resort Golf Cabins where the alleged assaults occurred, the statement said.

Dorner said the women had been invited back to the rental condo by the seventh man after the women met the group of players earlier in the night at a local bar.

Seven men at the condo were asked to go to the police department for questioning. Six of the men -- all listed on the NFL team's current roster -- were later released and are not suspected of any criminal activity, the statement said. The seventh man was also released, but "his involvement in the incident is still under investigation."

The Packers released a statement Saturday saying "we are aware of the reported incident and still are gathering facts."

The men were staying at the resort after participating in a charity golf tournament on Friday, Dorner said.

Dorner described the incident as a "he said, she said situation," with the seventh player claiming it was a "consensual sexual act."

Dorner said police "weren't able to develop probable cause to make any arrests at this point" and will forward all information to the district attorney's office, who will then decide whether charges will be filed.

The incident comes less than two months after Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell after being accused of raping a woman at a Milledgeville, Georgia, bar. Roethlisberger had faced the threat of criminal charges in the case, but prosecutors ultimately decided that they could not prove that a crime had been committed.


Week one might be a little easier
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on June 06, 2010, 11:38:40 AM
The 7th player still under investigation is Brandon Underwood, and the six cleared players are Matt Flynn, Khalil Jones, Josh Sitton, Korey Hall, Brad Jones and Clay Matthews Jr.


Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 06, 2010, 11:40:37 AM
Run that Train
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on June 06, 2010, 12:14:06 PM
I don't recognize any of those names.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: MDS on June 06, 2010, 01:11:03 PM
ive heard of exactly 0 of those guys

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on June 29, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
Quote from: SD on May 11, 2010, 05:18:02 PM
QuoteBengals lead the NFL with 31 arrests since 2000

and here's another one

Cedric Benson (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5339757)

got into a bar fight, shoved the manager, spit blood on another employee, then punched another employee in the face when he tried to get back in
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 01:18:20 PM
Chicago had him all wrong.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 01, 2010, 12:57:06 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/07/01/chris-simms-arrested-for-driving-while-impaired-by-marijuana/
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on July 01, 2010, 06:17:11 PM
Jesus Christ, it's July of 2010
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on July 01, 2010, 09:51:52 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 01, 2010, 06:17:11 PM
Jesus Christ, it's July of 2010

I know, I can't believe Chris Simms is still in the NFL either.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 05, 2010, 06:08:24 PM
JaMarcus Russell arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

Shocking.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: shorebird on July 05, 2010, 06:14:28 PM
At least he doesn't have to worry about getting suspended.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on July 05, 2010, 09:28:27 PM
jemarcus sippin on that purple drank

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/City_of_syrup.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: phattymatty on July 06, 2010, 11:28:37 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 05, 2010, 06:08:24 PM
JaMarcus Russell arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

Shocking.

farging cough syrup with codeine??

wow he really can't do anything right.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 06, 2010, 11:52:55 AM
i really have no idea why Purple Drank is cool, it boggles my mind. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 06, 2010, 09:04:15 PM
I mean, who doesn't love sprite, cough syrup and jolly ranchers mixed together?!
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on July 06, 2010, 09:07:17 PM
Teeth?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on July 06, 2010, 09:11:45 PM
russell should have reached for the sunny delight instead of that purple stuff
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 06, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 06, 2010, 09:07:17 PM
Teeth?

Its big in the south, teeth are scarce down here.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 06, 2010, 09:35:37 PM
i mean, why not just bump pills instead of drowning them in liquid sugar
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on July 06, 2010, 09:37:41 PM
I know it's hard to grasp but I think there's just not enough sugar that way.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 06, 2010, 09:47:56 PM
lol
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on July 06, 2010, 09:55:44 PM
The styrofoam cup and ice is important for purple drank, too. Just not the same out of a glass.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 06, 2010, 11:08:51 PM
Kinda like a quart or a tallboy can of beer isn't the same without the brown paper bag wrapped around it.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on July 07, 2010, 07:37:20 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 06, 2010, 11:08:51 PM
Kinda like a quart or a tallboy can of beer isn't the same without the brown paper bag wrapped around it.

this reminds me of more wire brilliance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2fV-_eiKxE
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on July 07, 2010, 05:29:37 PM
don't even have to watch that video to know it's the scene with bunny colvin and his hamsterdam explanation.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on July 07, 2010, 05:31:53 PM
vigy owes you a handjob
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 08, 2010, 04:16:03 PM
QuoteColts' John Gill arrested
Posted by Michael David Smith on August 8, 2010 3:56 PM ET
We often find that NFL player arrests decline during training camp, as players simply don't have time to get into off-field trouble.

But the Colts had a day off today, and defensive tackle John Gill was arrested for public intoxication.

WTHR reports that Gill was found by police on the side of a road in Indianapolis, passed out, barefoot and unable to stand on his own.

Police say Gill was wearing disheveled and soiled clothing when they found him in a ditch, officers could smell a strong odor of alcohol and his speech was slurred.

Colts spokesman Craig Kelley told the station, "We are aware there is an incident. We do not have details and will have no comment."

Gill played in two games for the Colts in 2009, his first NFL season.

Damn...helluva night, eh?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2010, 05:00:21 PM
So they found him drunk, that's it?

imagine a rolley eye thing here
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2010, 06:08:16 PM
300 pound men should not be so drunk that they are shoeless, in a ditch and unable to stand. farging lightweight.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2010, 06:57:52 PM
Andre the Giant could drink for twenty men.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on August 08, 2010, 06:59:37 PM
It took him a fifth and a half of vodka just to catch a buzz.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2010, 07:01:00 PM
The man truly had to work to get drunk.

To his credit, he never shied from hard work.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on October 18, 2010, 01:18:34 PM
Junior Seau arrested, released, drove car off of a cliff, hospitalized (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/10/18/junior-seau-hospitalized-after-driving-suv-off-cliff-report-says/)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 18, 2010, 01:53:08 PM
Was felony arrest too:

QuoteJunior Seau charged with felony, has cuts and bruises in crash
Posted by Michael David Smith on October 18, 2010 1:44 PM ET
More details are coming in about former NFL linebacker Junior Seau's arrest and subsequent car crash this morning, as Seau is facing felony charges for the domestic violence incident but was not seriously hurt in the crash.

According to 10 News in San Diego, Oceanside police arrested Seau on a charge of felony spousal assault with injury. Seau was arrested around midnight, and the victim is described as his live-in girlfriend.

After he was released from custody, Seau drove his Cadillac Escalade off a cliff in Carlsbad. Sports by Brooks has a photo of Seau's Escalade being towed from the cliff. Seau was pulled out of the vehicle with only cuts and bruises and taken to Scripps Memorial Hospital in La Jolla.

Police have not disclosed whether they believe Seau's crash was accidental or intentional.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Hawk on October 18, 2010, 11:10:32 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 18, 2010, 01:53:08 PM
Was felony arrest too:

QuoteJunior Seau charged with felony, has cuts and bruises in crash
Posted by Michael David Smith on October 18, 2010 1:44 PM ET
More details are coming in about former NFL linebacker Junior Seau's arrest and subsequent car crash this morning, as Seau is facing felony charges for the domestic violence incident but was not seriously hurt in the crash.

According to 10 News in San Diego, Oceanside police arrested Seau on a charge of felony spousal assault with injury. Seau was arrested around midnight, and the victim is described as his live-in girlfriend.

After he was released from custody, Seau drove his Cadillac Escalade off a cliff in Carlsbad. Sports by Brooks has a photo of Seau's Escalade being towed from the cliff. Seau was pulled out of the vehicle with only cuts and bruises and taken to Scripps Memorial Hospital in La Jolla.

Police have not disclosed whether they believe Seau's crash was accidental or intentional.

Don Ho jinxed him.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on October 20, 2010, 10:58:17 AM
Another Colt arrested...this time the punter.  Drunk swimming in a canal

burp (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5706081)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Tomahawk on October 20, 2010, 11:59:45 AM
hahaha....Manning has another drunk idiot kicker to deal with
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on October 21, 2010, 11:26:31 AM
QuoteActual part of the police report.  Officer: "How much have you been drinking?"  McAfee: "How much have you been drinking? "A lot. Because I am drunk.''

How great is that!
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: QB Eagles on October 21, 2010, 11:26:37 PM
i think most of us can relate to those kinds of statements. it's just that they are usually yelled across a parking lot to strangers instead of told to a cop while we swim shirtless in a canal.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on November 12, 2010, 02:58:51 PM
D.J. Williams (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/sports/25771741/detail.html)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on November 19, 2010, 02:46:04 PM
Mike Williams (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5824443) (the Bucs rookie from Syracuse)

DUI
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Tomahawk on November 19, 2010, 03:02:59 PM
Yeah and he wasn't even up to .08 nor did he Stallworth or Little anybody...poor guy.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on November 19, 2010, 05:04:51 PM
There is something seriously wrong with that story.  He either did something that wasn't reported or the cops saw a black dude out late and just said "farg it, here's your DUI, even though you didn't blow .08".  12mph over and .065 gets you arrested?  Give me a farging break.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on November 19, 2010, 05:06:14 PM
Agreed, something fishy.  Perhaps that's why the team has decided he'll play Sunday.  Of course, maybe the fact he's their best WR has something to do with that decision as well.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 19, 2010, 05:34:36 PM
I like how they gave him a piss test too because they apparently suspected him of being high, but at the same time the story said nothing about cops having a reason to suspect drug use....like the car smelling of weed or finding a roach in the ashtray or Matt Jones' credit cards in the back seat. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 19, 2010, 05:52:49 PM
He was young and black and apparently had 1 1/2 drinks.  Obviously on drugs too!
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on November 27, 2010, 02:42:46 PM
Will Smith (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5855477)

grabbed his wife's hair and pulled her down the street
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 27, 2010, 08:06:21 PM
Caveman style. Well done
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: lurking wierdo on November 27, 2010, 08:11:06 PM
He's got a Bret Myers fathead on his wall.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on December 13, 2010, 12:56:27 PM
Geno Hayes (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Tampa-Bay-Buccaneers-Geno-Hayes-shot-with-stun-gun-121310)

causing problems at a nightclub, then police pulled a stun gun on him
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: BigEd76 on December 21, 2010, 01:06:12 AM
Another Bronco

Kevin Alexander (http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=170950&provider=top&catid=188)

His girlfriend confronted him about cheating on her with her friend, so he threw her down, grabbed her throat, shoved her against a wall and punched her in the face

He was cut from the team hours later and DenverBroncos.com doesn't even acknowledge he ever existed
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on December 27, 2010, 07:36:16 AM
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bs-sp-ravens-kindle-arrest-20101226,0,7215987.story

Sergio Kindle, DUI.

QuoteThe arrest is not Kindle's first. Kindle was arrested in connection with driving-while-intoxicated in college and suspended for three games in 2007. In 2009, he crashed his car into an apartment building and left the scene, an accident his attorney at the time said was a result of text messaging while driving.

Plus, there's his alleged narcolepsy, which was supposedly to blame for the skull breaking fall down a flight of stairs he suffered just before training camp.  That injury not only kept him out this year, but threatens to end his football career entirely (if his alcoholism doesn't do the favor for him first).

Ozzie doesn't hit them all out of the park.

Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: smeags on January 18, 2011, 03:31:56 PM
QuoteLaurence Maroney, 25, is being held on unlawful weapons charges and drug charges according to KMOV TV in St. Louis. Maroney and 3 other men were in a vehicle pulled over by officers late Monday night. Maroney is a running back for the Denver Broncos. He was traded late in the season by the New England Patriots who drafted Maroney in the first round of the 2006 NFL draft. In four games for the Broncos, Maroney had 36 carries for 74 yards, with 4 receptions for 50 yards, but was inactive for the final eight games of the regular season.

another great trade be bellicheat.  8)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 18, 2011, 05:06:43 PM
Quote from: smeags on January 18, 2011, 03:31:56 PM
QuoteLaurence Maroney, 25, is being held on unlawful weapons charges and drug charges according to KMOV TV in St. Louis. Maroney and 3 other men were in a vehicle pulled over by officers late Monday night. Maroney is a running back for the Denver Broncos. He was traded late in the season by the New England Patriots who drafted Maroney in the first round of the 2006 NFL draft. In four games for the Broncos, Maroney had 36 carries for 74 yards, with 4 receptions for 50 yards, but was inactive for the final eight games of the regular season.

another great trade be bellicheat.  8)

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/01/thumb160x_laurence_maroney_mugshot.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2011, 06:08:24 PM
Smeags don't reed gud. 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on January 18, 2011, 07:06:20 PM
lol,

dude was on his way over the hill and through the woods to grandmother's house
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on January 18, 2011, 07:11:02 PM
also...it's farging 2011 now, maybe we could get an edit on the thread title..

or if igy approves, a new thread
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 18, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
I think the Around The NFL thread would do just fine.  Do the criminals really need their very own thread? 
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on February 04, 2011, 01:33:23 PM
still want?

Quote
taterskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault for an alleged road rage incident with another motorist on the Fairfax County Parkway in Reston, Fairfax police said.

Haynesworth, 29, has not been arrested but is planning to turn himself in next week, Officer Shelley Broderick said.

Haynesworth did not return text and phone messages left by taterskins beat reporter Jason Reid. But Haynesworth's agent told Reid there was no assault and the allegations were "ridiculous."

A taterskins executive said the team was unaware of the incident or the charge. "This is the first I'm hearing about this," Tony Wyllie, taterskins senior vice president, told Reid. "At this time, we need to gather information."

Wyllie and team owner Daniel M. Snyder are at the Super Bowl in Dallas.

The episode occurred Wednesday morning, and involved a 38-year-old man driving a 1994 Honda Civic and another driver, allegedly Haynesworth, both driving south on the Fairfax County Parkway, Broderick said. The driver of the Civic reportedly felt that a pickup truck following behind him was tailgating, and issued a "non-verbal hand gesture" to the pickup driver, Broderick said.


About 9:16 a.m., at the intersection with New Dominion Parkway, near the entrance to Reston Hospital Center, the two vehicles came to a stoplight. Broderick said the driver of the pickup truck emerged from his vehicle, had a brief exchange of words, and then struck the Civic driver.

She declined to be more specific about the circumstances of the assault.

The pickup driver then returned to his truck and drove away. Broderick said the Civic driver told police he thought his assailant might be the troubled taterskins player, who was suspended by the team for the final four games of the season for insubordination. Police investigated.

Broderick said she could not reveal what information the Civic driver provided about the assailant or his vehicle. Fairfax Chief Deputy Commonwealth's Attorney Ian M. Rodway said an officer assigned to the incident compiled a photo lineup and showed it to the man, who identified Haynesworth as his assailant.

Police could not obtain a misdemeanor warrant because an officer did not witness the incident. So on Thursday night, the Civic driver and the Fairfax officer went to a magistrate and obtained a warrant for simple assault, with the driver as the complainant. The warrant was not immediately available, and typically is not made public until the warrant is served, so the driver's name was not public record.

Broderick said police had been in contact with Haynesworth's lawyer, that Haynesworth was out of town and was making arrangements to surrender next week. Rodway said the charge was the equivalent of a traffic ticket, and that Haynesworth must merely sign a summons acknowledging he has received the charge, a court date will be set and he will not be booked into the county jail.

Simple assault in Virginia is a Class 1 misdemeanor, punishable by up to 12 months in a county jail and a $2,500 fine, though a maximum sentence is rarely imposed for altercations such as this unless the defendant has a lengthy prior record.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: reese125 on February 04, 2011, 01:39:49 PM
sure why not--this happened in 2009.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: General_Failure on February 04, 2011, 01:51:02 PM
Couldn't even give the effort to get a manslaughter charge? Pass.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: MDS on February 04, 2011, 01:57:00 PM
yea who gives a shtein

a rapist is gonna win the super bowl
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: rjs246 on February 04, 2011, 02:26:53 PM
My hood, yo.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: DH on February 04, 2011, 02:34:55 PM
considering thats more aggression than anyone on the defensive side of the ball showed for the eagles in 10', yes, i would like him playing for them team in 11'.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 04, 2011, 02:58:21 PM
He's a farging bum.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 04, 2011, 03:43:56 PM
Quote from: DH on February 04, 2011, 02:34:55 PM
considering thats more aggression than anyone on the defensive side of the ball showed for the eagles in 10', yes, i would like him playing for them team in 11'.

yes.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: ice grillin you on February 04, 2011, 03:59:09 PM
im surprised you would take a guy who smacks women pg
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2011, 02:38:02 PM
Johnny Jolly = certified dumbfarg

Quoterouble brews for Houston native Johnny Jolly once again. The defensive end, who was suspended from the Green Bay Packers for felony drug charges in 2008, was arrested in Houston early Friday morning.

Houston police stopped Jolly's Escalade for a traffic violation at 12:45 a.m. on the 9900 block of Westpark. Jolly presented a state identification card rather than a driver's license, and police learned that his license is suspended and is not eligible for renewal.

While searching the vehicle, police discovered that Jolly was in possession of 600 grams of Codeine, which is a felony charge. Police also discovered another unidentified substance, which has been sent in for testing.

At this time, it is unknown if the amount of controlled substances found in Jolly's vehicle could be heavy enough to be considered for charges of possession with intent to distribute.

Jolly, a three-time all-district defensive lineman at Forest Brook High School in Houston, attended Texas A&M and became a starting defensive tackle. The Packers selected Jolly in the sixth round of the 2006 NFL Draft
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 31, 2011, 04:55:43 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/31/laurence-maroney-arrest-marijuana-possession-weed-nfl-star-running-back-denver-broncos-st-louis-arrest/

(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/03/31/0331-laurence-maroney-mug-bn.jpg)
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Eagaholic on March 31, 2011, 06:54:14 PM
I wonder if the NFL will try and do anything discipline wise. I also wonder how he positions his head when he sleeps at night. Definitely an off season do.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on March 31, 2011, 07:19:53 PM
get a haircut hippy
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: SD on March 31, 2011, 07:20:59 PM
I'm glad they're still busting people for weed. Makes a lot of sense.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on March 31, 2011, 07:22:05 PM
Winning the war on drugs, one dirty hippy at a time.
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 31, 2011, 08:16:50 PM
I'm surprised there's been no mention of the mother/son crime duo of Aqib Talib and his momma.

QuoteBucs cornerback Aqib Talib isn't going to go down to a felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon charge without a fight.

Rick Stroud of the St. Petersburg Times reports Talib is preparing a "vigorous defense" by hiring a top-notch sports attorney who has represented Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa and Andy Pettitte.   He has also hired a Dallas criminal attorney and a private investigator.

The key to the defense: Talib is "privately adamant" he didn't fire any gunshots.  Talib has told friends that only his mother Okolo Talib fired shots at his sister's boyfriend Shannon Billings.

"I talked to Aqib two days ago," said Clint Bowen, Talib's defensive coordinator at Kansas.  "I told him, 'I just read something about you firing a gun.' He said, 'Man, I didn't do a thing. It'll all come out soon.' He just kept saying that . . . He said, 'I didn't do that. That was my mom. It's all going to come out."'

This is some intense and sad Shakespeare-level family drama here.  Or maybe The Wire.  [Editor's note:  Personally, I think it's a cross between The Beverly Hillbillies and Pulp Fiction.]

The investigation could come down to this:  Will Talib's mom try to take the fall to keep her son out of jail?
Title: Re: NFL Players Arrested - 2009
Post by: Diomedes on March 31, 2011, 08:23:53 PM
Put it in the players arrested 2011 thread.  This thread is about 2009, so if you post here it's old news, and of course no one cares.